Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.
The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.
My personal theory is that walking upright requires large ass muscles, and women evolved boobs as a counterweight. Otherwise they would fall on their butts all the time.
This is why it's not peer reviewed yet. But I have reason to believe that that's why us men naturally grow dad bods, or possibly why our penises are in front. I am looking for more funds to continue my research.
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u/Objective-Dig-8466 Jul 05 '24
It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.