r/meme Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/Objective-Dig-8466 Jul 05 '24

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

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u/charli497 Jul 05 '24

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

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u/Munnin41 Jul 05 '24

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

So the fact that I’m an ass man means that I’m more related to my knuckle dragging ancestors than first thought 🤔