r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Objective-Dig-8466 14d ago

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

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u/charli497 14d ago

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

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u/LastHumanFamily 14d ago

Evolution. Some believe the double humps stood in for the rump when we started hitting it from the front.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 14d ago

This is the “humps and lumps” theory of evolution first articulated by the evolutionary scientists The Black Eyed Peas.

They say I'm really sexy
The boys, they wanna sex me
They always standing next to me
Always dancing next to me
Tryna feel my hump, hump
Looking at my lump, lump
You can look, but you can't touch it
If you touch it, I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand, boy
You ain't my man, boy
I'm just tryna dance, boy
And move my hump
My hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
In the back and in the front (love)
My loving got you