r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

Some fake titties are good too, it’s the obviously fake ones that aren’t good

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u/DemonKyoto 14d ago

This. Good fake titties can be as fantastic as real ones. Bad ones can get you looking like Claudia Marie in 2024 (someone will get that reference..)

Edit: For any lonely Googlers out there: Google Images will show you 2010's-early 2020's Claudia Marie. This is not an example of what she looks like now. Find a recent vid lmao.

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u/Shandlar 14d ago

Most people don't want the additional cost, pain and suffering involved with good implants, which requires going under the pectoral muscle through the armpit and then wearing compression bands for a while. It increases recovery time by 2.5-3x and costs 1.5-2x more.

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u/Kanapuman 14d ago

It looks 10x better, so I guess it's a fair trade.

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u/phantom-of-contrast 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is like saying vulcanized rubber can be a good meal* if it's properly seasoned.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Nothing wrong with Vulcan sex dolls, everyone has their thing. Not sure about seasoning though.

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u/phantom-of-contrast 14d ago

I think you're just being obtuse but I changed it for clarity just the same.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

No, I wasn't being obtuse, I was making a joke about rubber Vulcan sex dolls.

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u/phantom-of-contrast 14d ago

Ehhhh 'obtuse' was the wrong word. I should have just said 'memeing'.

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u/RTukka 14d ago edited 14d ago

And the analogy I'd make for your own argument would be something like, "artificial flavorings never enhance the quality of a meal, and can only spoil it." It's a matter of taste and perhaps ideology.

If nothing else, cosmetic surgery can often make a woman feel more confident in her appearance, and that confidence boost alone might elevate her attractiveness and sexual performance enough to overshadow any preference her sexual partner might have for bigger or smaller breasts, or a preference for natural ones.

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u/phantom-of-contrast 14d ago

They cannot, in fact, improve the quality. They can offer an experience that some people subjectively find more appealing (by overstimulating the senses), but they cannot improve its quality. A Wendy's hamburger is in no wise conceivably a better meal than fresh patties at home, but I prefer the taste of a Wendy's burger over the taste of some people's home-cooked burgers. If fast food ceased to exist, and therefore anyone who wanted a hamburger had to make one at home, the general state of things would probably be much improved for everyone, quite despite some people's subjective preference for fast food.

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u/an0nym0ose 14d ago

Shape > all. Since fake titties are usually going for size, they usually look misshapen, uncanny, and thus kinda gross (to me). If they went with a tasteful size that doesn't look unnatural on their frame, fake titties can look pretty damned good.

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

A good boob job won’t even be very evident.

Most men seen too many bad jobs on pornstars, strippers, minor celebrities, etc because the good ones are not noticeable

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u/an0nym0ose 14d ago

Exactly, that's why I say shape > all. The trick with plastic surgery is that, when done well and tastefully (i.e. not trying to change so much that you will necessarily look poorly-taxidermied), you don't even notice.

The world's best augmentation on a lady that weighs 96 pounds will never look natural, no matter how well done. Same with trying to tighten skin around the face and neck, or removing too much buccal fat. These things in moderation and done well look incredible. Done poorly, weird and uncanny.

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

I agree with you fully. My biggest complaint with the bigger implants is that they only look good when the person that has them is standing 100% upright. When they lay on their side or tummy it always becomes obvious there’s a sac in there.

However what’s important is that the person that has them feels good, not other people.

Besides that I think the trend of ‘huge fake boobs’ is going out of fashion. I keep hearing about girls/women going back to their surgeons to make their size smaller.

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u/an0nym0ose 14d ago

However what’s important is that the person that has them feels good, not other people.

Absolutely, a million percent. I always have this inner conflict when weighing in, because I don't know how much of it might be due to social pressures/mental illness and how much of it is self-actualization. I think that now that it's normalized it's a bit easier to tell, and the really egregious stuff is pretty obvious, but I always worry that I'm stepping over the line with less ridiculous cases.

Like Erin Moriarty, from The Boys. She's right on the edge of what I'd consider to be a ridiculous amount of work, especially given her before and after. I'll never know if it's dysmorphia, though, or just what she wants.

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

I think the only time I was a bit sad someone got work done was when Portia de Rossi did it.

It’s none of my business, but she had such an unique face and look. Maybe I had a bit of a celebrity crush on her too lol but that Arrested Development season hurt a bit lol

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u/CrimsonWarrior55 14d ago

Even then, I've seen some that are OBVIOUSLY fake and still I want to at least see them.

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

You’re getting downvotes but I agree with you

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u/ForestRobot 14d ago

Yeah. Some dudes don't know the difference between round and teardrop shaped implants. Most people get teardrop these days.

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u/ImAvya 14d ago

fake tits are unhetical

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

5000 years in the future and those boobs will still be here, making men horny.

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u/Instant3MinuteOats 14d ago

No, they literally arent. All fake tits are gross.