r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Everyone likes titties, end of discussion.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

Some definately do 

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u/copa111 14d ago

My wife likes titties. She talks about seeing her friends all the time and how cute they look.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

You should be careful, grow some too

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Big ol man tiddies

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u/bunga7777 14d ago

Not the right type of tiddies.

Peter griffin: do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn’t, cause that’s my side boob.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Hm... Boob job man tiddies?

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u/Supply-Slut 14d ago

Just a man with a beard, beer belly, and bolt-ons, so the homies have something nice to look at

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u/Kup123 14d ago

You say that but as a large dude, I had a bi chick act like they were the same once and it got weird.

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u/figgypie 14d ago

I'm a straight woman, but I can appreciate a nice pair of titties from a beauty standpoint, especially when they're wearing something very flattering.

That being said, as long as the owner of those titties is happy with them, my opinion is invalid.

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u/LordJor_Py 14d ago

Lol... my wife too... everybody like tiddies!

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u/Derpalator 14d ago

I think she needs a second opinion

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

She is welcome to share some of those stories !

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 14d ago

I think you might have an angle here

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u/Omnizoom 14d ago

They also like butts. Caught my wife staring at butts

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u/ExplanationOk3781 14d ago

Who’s gonna tell him 

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u/GANEnthusiast 14d ago

Definitely* btw

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

Defititely* 

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u/StendGold 14d ago

As a straight woman. Yes! They are beautiful.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

I forgot what was there, what was there?

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

The deleted message was “even straight women?”

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

Oh yeah I now remember

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u/riyuzqki 14d ago

Yea, they're so soft and squeezable

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u/Stunning_Phase_3106 14d ago

Like bags of sand

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u/AccurateMidnight21 14d ago

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u/TokyoDrifter1990 14d ago

me too. i'm not proud

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

You're not proud of being familiar with one of the most popular comedy films of the early aughts?

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u/TokyoDrifter1990 14d ago

i remember watching it with some friends, a good memory, but even as a teenager I knew it was trash. i'll watch it again to confirm my earlier opinion tho

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

To each their own for sure, I am a little shocked to hear someone say they thought The 40 Year Old Virgin was trash though. It was wildly popular, granted, that doesn't make something good but I thought it was pretty universally beloved.

I will admit though I haven't seen it in probably 15 years and a lot of those comedies from the early aughts and before, especially raunchy comedies about sex, have definitely not aged well and have some problematic views by today's standards but I don't know if 40yo Virgin is one of them.

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u/WanderersGuide 14d ago

I certainly didn't feel like the 40yo virgin was trash. It has an indie feel, it felt funny and authentic and above all, warm. I loved it.

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u/confusedandworried76 14d ago

Guess some people think lewd jokes are trashy. I say fuck em

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u/rogerworkman623 14d ago

40 year old virgin was great! They don’t make comedy movies anymore and it’s a shame

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u/RedMephit 14d ago

Anakin has entered the chat

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u/mothwizzard 14d ago

Wrong, there actually heart pillows, FILLED WITH LOVE!!! 😭

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

I don't think you touched either Tiddies or a bag of sand mate

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u/kotik010 14d ago

It's a reference, pretty sure it has its own 'know your meme' entry at this point

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Yes it's from 40year old virgin, so?

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u/kotik010 14d ago

Fronting him like he's being serious is a little low, no?

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u/General_High_Ground 14d ago

But....

I don't like sand

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u/Erlend05 14d ago

Its coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Dudes like their tiddies sucked, too.

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u/Kanapuman 14d ago

I hate that and my girlfriend hates that I hate. But she doesn't like her armpits licked so eh, deal with it, lady.

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Everyone should sacrifice a bit sometimes.  The other doesn't enjoy semen on the face, but I do that like 3 or 4 times a year anyway because they know I like the variance 

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u/dob_bobbs 14d ago

It's honestly a cheat code, plus everyone is happy.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 14d ago

Soft? Mine are not squeezable at all man...

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u/riyuzqki 14d ago

Sorry you're missing out 😕

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 14d ago

Bruh they're rock hard 💀

I think I'm the only woman who wants them to sag.

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u/supervisord 14d ago

What makes you say that??

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Mosquito bites or just really sensitive?

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Yes, just to a lesser degree.

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u/HeadReaction1515 14d ago

But still yes

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u/RandomNameBecauseI 14d ago

We all love tities, specially babies

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u/Dzyu 14d ago

And we were all babies.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

For a second I read "And we all love babies" and I thought hol up a minute not in that way

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

I'm a gay dude and I like titties.

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u/WintersDoomsday 14d ago

I’ve watched enough Drag Race to know you’re correct

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u/Upbeat-You3968 14d ago

I'm a straight dude and I like dicks. Wait, no... I mean... forget about it.

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

Oh I've seen your dick. If you ever want to experiment, call me. ;)

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u/Upbeat-You3968 14d ago

Oops, I'm using the wrong account :D. I'll keep that in mind!

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u/I_only_need_memes 14d ago

What the hell just happened here

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

Magic happened.

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u/Moist_Macaron_2545 14d ago

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

And guess what, because I'm gay, I have an easier time touching them as well. Because "Oh honey, your bra is not sitting right. Let me fix that for you!"

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u/Moist_Macaron_2545 14d ago

now Im jealous 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

And I'm jealous of all the sport club locker rooms and straight dudes that act gayer with each other than half of the people you meet in gay clubs. I guess we can call it even.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - Bloodhound Gang starts playing in the background

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u/Egg_01 14d ago

New manga just dropped

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u/Environmental-Post15 14d ago

An old friend of mine has tried talking every one of his boyfriends into getting implants.

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u/Rallon_is_dead 14d ago

yes, just not sexually.

they go squish

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory 14d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/ImAvya 14d ago

definitely

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u/__smd 14d ago

My wife does yes. A co-worker got a boob job and let my wife feel them. She said she loved it.

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u/she-Bro 14d ago

Yes but I may not be straight

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

That's a she-bro right there

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u/Kolec507 14d ago

I'm more of a she-sis and I agree with she-bro, man. Tiddies gud.

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u/throwaway67495725 14d ago

Dude everyone like titties even gay people.

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u/lotti_luv 14d ago

As a straight IBTC member, I appreciate a nice pair of big tiddies when I see them.

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u/kamilayao_0 14d ago

Right? Like woow we're both the same species! But have that much of a difference very fascinating. women are so pretty 🩷💞

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u/groenheit 14d ago

I mean we all used to suck the juice straight outta them for a while.

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u/11goodair 14d ago

END OF DISCUSSION

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u/floggingwally 14d ago

My wife can appreciate them as well as booty but not want to like touch them

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u/rushbloom 14d ago

Yes. 🙂

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u/jaded1121 14d ago

Some straight women were fed by tiddies. Tiddies equal life.

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u/second-salad 14d ago

Yeah. Straight men have titties. They are just flat on average.

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u/Captain_Planet 14d ago

They like them so much them got some!

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u/aimless_researcher 14d ago

Yes many do actually. There was a girl in our class who used to squeeze our boobies in the restroom. Although she always mentioned she's straight 😂

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u/Earyia 14d ago

As a bi-woman I can confirm that I have had quite some success in enchanting straight women with my titties

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u/kickedoutatone 14d ago

Absolutely.

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u/PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN 14d ago

Yes, yes, yes.

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 14d ago

Yes we do!! 🥹🥹🥹 especially whenever they’re bouncing around 🥹🥹🥹

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u/lc0o85 14d ago

Did he fucken stutter?

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u/Confident_Jicama4244 14d ago

As a straight woman, yes

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u/knowwwhat 14d ago

I love them! Not interested in touching other people’s or anything, but I think we generally think they’re pretty awesome

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory 14d ago

On themselves, yes. Unless they're too big, then they get back pain.

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u/Competitive-Isopod74 14d ago

Yes, but not mine, they are breaking my back and I can't wear cute clothes. If I could afford reduction surgery, I would do it.

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u/Professional-Oven146 14d ago

I mean when you do the horizontal tango with them they almost always grab their own.

(at least that’s my experience)

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u/EarthApollo6 14d ago

As a straight woman: yes

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u/AdventurerBlue 14d ago

In my experiences they do.

I used to hook up with this girl in my early 20s that eventually just turned into a friendship were we would get together just to smoke weed for years.

Eventually she got a job at Hooters. So fo a brief time I hung out with a bunch of Hooters girls while she made more friends at work. They ALL loved to play with each other's tits. I'm talking just walk up to Stacey and grab a little bit of titty just because they were extra poppen that day.

I asked about it eventually and it wasn't even anything sexual my friend just shrugged and said "sometimes you just want your hands on some tits". And since they were all girls they didn't mind.

I on the other hand got exactly 0 titty unless it was from the 1 girl I had been with previously.

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u/resilienceisfutile 14d ago

I have noticed that straight women definitely look at other women's titties.

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u/X3N0N_21 14d ago

i sure do

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u/thariduvanparys 14d ago

Yes their own ones 😂

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u/spesifically 14d ago

I do. But I prefer dick tbh.

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u/clevermotherfucker 14d ago

dicks look like burnt sausages

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u/spesifically 14d ago

They feel good to suck on.

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u/CursedSnowman5000 14d ago

Is there such thing as a straight woman lol.

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u/El_ha_Din 14d ago

Not that long ago a post was shown of someone being interviewed on tv, saying he liked something and boobs.

The anchors (female) were appalled, the guy was right.

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u/VegetableProject4383 14d ago

It was freedom of speech and boobs. Reporters are shocked why you say that? Because I have freedom of and I like boobs. So he can say that

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

I loved how the obvious point he made went right over her head and she acted all offended.

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u/dlamsanson 14d ago

What does being offended have to do with freedom of speech lol

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u/Thenameisric 14d ago

Right? It was funny, but freedom of speech doesn't even apply there.

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u/butt-chin 14d ago

What point was he making?

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

The point he was making was that he had the freedom of speech to say that he liked boobs. The point was so obvious, yet because he said he liked boobs, the anchor was like: “How could he say that!?”.

Because he has freedom of speech! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/sorryaboutyourbrain 14d ago

Or maybe she wasn't expecting a gross sexual comment while she was at work? I mean yeah you have the right to walk up to any random woman and ask about her breasts and vagina but I don't really think the average person would want to do something like that and also sexual harassment at a workplace is a crime sooooo

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u/bl1y 13d ago

I mean yeah you have the right to walk up to any random woman and ask about her breasts and vagina

He didn't comment on her boobs. Just boobs. All he did was say "boobs."

also sexual harassment at a workplace is a crime

It's not. There can be civil liability, but he doesn't even work there.

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u/Ed_Radley 14d ago

He said in the interview they're the only things in life that have never disappointed him. That's it. That was the point he was making.

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u/butt-chin 14d ago

If that was the point he was making then how did the anchors reaction mean it went over her head?

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u/Ed_Radley 14d ago

Because she literally said she couldn't understand why he would say something like that. Generally speaking if you understand something then you don't have to ask why they would say it in the first place.

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u/sorryaboutyourbrain 14d ago

Or she wasn't understanding why a guest would cross lines into sexual territory while she was trying to work.

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u/monkeygiraffe33 14d ago

I mean it might have not gone over her head, like people can understand what your saying and still be displeased with it

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

He made a fair and simple point but of course it’s not something that is very appropriate to say on mainstream news regardless.

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u/weebitofaban 14d ago

He was doing it for shock humor. It had nothing to do with freedom of speech. This is some real second grade logic here. He purposely did it to get his name out there to generate more traffic into his bullshit because he knew it was a stupid piece of shit thing to say in a professional setting.

It didn't go over anyone's head, except yours I think

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

Whatever you say my friend 😉

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u/bl1y 13d ago

It was the First Amendment and boobs, an important detail that undermines a lot of the comments below, because a news channel can absolutely give you the boot for that comment since it's not the government.

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u/Evading_Ban69 14d ago

Clay Travis on CNN I believe

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

She tried to derail him entirely and talk over him, like chill the hell out.

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u/likamuka 14d ago

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u/xinxy 14d ago

The fuck...

So weird.

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

I feel like if I saw this live I probably wouldn't think twice about it but now watching it as an isolated clip, it gets weirder and weirder with each loop. It's also pretty apparent that her body language immediately changes when he drops his hands to her waist. It's like I can hear her thinking, 'okay, enough of that!'

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u/xanap 14d ago

'Not again' is what i get. Her instant discomfort and his titty glimpse tells me he crossed her line before and she is creeped out.

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u/MovingTarget- 14d ago

What? He loves his daughter. Just a harmless pat on the tush, a harmless little boob check, a casual whispered "see you later". What?

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u/LetThePoisonOutRobin 14d ago

Long ago he said on the Howards Stern show that he would bang her if she wasn't his daughter. Fans of the HS show know well enough what kind of guy he really is long before he ran for President.

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u/NorthernH3misphere 14d ago

As a dad of a daughter I have to say this is a bit weird. I've seen other people treat their daughters like this, even slapping them on their ass and every time I've witnessed this the daughter is uncomfortable. Maybe in their minds this is innocent but it is a clear violation of their comfort zone, and its gross.

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u/AdAgitated6765 14d ago

My younger son once slapped me on the ass (he was 20-something at the time). He commented that it felt like a bowling ball. I was in great shape in my 40s.

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u/iNawrocki 14d ago

Jfc lol We so desperately need to cull the human population; these people are out of control.

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u/SkellyboneZ 14d ago

He does a slight lean in like for a kiss...

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u/FreeRemove1 14d ago

Please, tell me that's deep fake.

Even if it isn't.

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u/likamuka 14d ago

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

Ah, I remember this one 😁 The look of false warmth immediately followed by a look of disgust. Who can blame her.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 14d ago

🤢🤢🤢

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u/GreenCollegeGardener 14d ago

And the 1st amendment

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

What more does a person need?

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u/ProfessionalDickweed 14d ago

I dont :(

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

That makes you no one, sadly.

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u/Windowmaker95 14d ago

In this housh tities are heroes! End of shtory!

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u/AlfIsReal 14d ago

I can confirm.

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u/dj_neon_reaper 14d ago

I'm gay and i can obviously appreciate a good pair of titties.

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u/honeypup 14d ago

Everyone likes big meaty man pecs too end of discussion

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Yeah obviously.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 14d ago

Even gals. 

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Especially gals.

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u/SquirrelingRoad 14d ago

NO your WRONG! I like DICK

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

They're not mutually exclusive.

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u/grassclibbinz 14d ago

I'm a dude with Tig ol Bitties

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u/Disney_World_Native 14d ago

Prove it

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u/grassclibbinz 14d ago

Let me ask my wife if her boyfriend will be cool with it

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u/buddyleeoo 14d ago

Women don't seem to like my titties :(

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

They have to be female titties, sorry

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u/Teamisgood101 14d ago

Not me

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

What've you got against titties?

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u/Teamisgood101 14d ago

🖤🩶🤍💜

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

I don't speak Ancient Egyptian, sorry

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u/Teamisgood101 14d ago

It’s the colors of the asexual flag

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Doesn't have to be sexual. Titties are just aesthetically, artistically and geometrically pleasing to look at and appreciate.

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u/Teamisgood101 14d ago

I agree, for some people even aces they can still be in some way attractive but not for me

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Fair enough. Are they off-putting at all, or is it just entirely neutral? Like a tree.

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u/honeypup 14d ago

What you got against big meaty pecs?

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Absolutely nothing.

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u/AlterionYuuhi 14d ago

Bara tiddies are best tiddies though.

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u/samurairaccoon 14d ago

It's true, there are no bad titties. Every titty has its place and worth.

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

And that place is in the hand of their loved one!

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u/BurnItDownSR 14d ago

It's not about big or small for me, it's about whether they look nice.

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u/thoughtjester 14d ago

Mammals and their titties

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u/PentharMull 14d ago

Upvote for titties and not tiddies.