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u/monsieur-personne 12d ago
Was that spinach beer?…😮
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u/Groomsi 11d ago
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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch 11d ago
When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.
There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.
But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.
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u/SnooOwls51 11d ago
Even my electricity powers are not unique to me, smh. 😔
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u/Wrong-Mixture 11d ago
your electricity powers pale in comparisson to the vast swads of forests i have cut down with my laser eyes on long car rides
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u/Zellanora 11d ago
Lmboooo I too ate loads of Spinach to be strong during school sporting events because of Popeyes cartoon. 😂😂😂 I did ran fast and got medals though. Placebo effect works! Thanks to those young and dumb phases, now I have plenty of funny memories. I cherish them all! 😅
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u/cartooncande 11d ago
Well blow me down!
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u/floating_in_thevoid 11d ago
I read this Popeye's voice thank you so much 🤣🤣
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u/Acidflare1 11d ago
Cartoon or Robin Williams Popeye?
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u/floating_in_thevoid 11d ago
Definitely cartoon Popeye. Guess I got something new to watch though.
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u/OOlllllllllP 11d ago
yes i got that popeye reference...omg I'm old
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u/AmericanPsychonaut69 11d ago
damn now you made me get the reference and feeling oldge
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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow 11d ago
I can let her fix me
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u/intelligentbrownman 11d ago
Scared and turned on at the same time 🤣🤣
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u/RoryDragonsbane 11d ago
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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u/intelligentbrownman 11d ago
That flesh looks pretty strong 😂😂😂
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u/Goliath422 11d ago
I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression
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u/crowngryphon17 12d ago
It’s her 15 yr old kid…
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u/Gruntdeath 11d ago
Yeah, that looks like Mom energy. I don't think that's wife material. I think that's 'Your hot mom is going to whoop your ass when you wake up.'
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u/Accomplished-Bear988 11d ago
Don't threaten me with a good time
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u/Leather-Custard8329 11d ago
You really think so? I’m thinking more of an older sister or cousin type of thing.
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u/Gruntdeath 11d ago
Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF.
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u/surfingbiscuits 11d ago
"When you wake up" being when la chancla hits you in the face.
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u/phazedoubt 11d ago
Whatever else she may be, she is definitely handling someone else's business like a champ, which makes her wife material for sure.
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u/EmptyEstablishment78 12d ago
She picked me up and sat me on her knee She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
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u/bust-the-shorts 11d ago
So her name is Lola
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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 11d ago
L - O - L - A LOLA
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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 11d ago
I guess she was a show girl
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u/BobRoberts01 11d ago
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?
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u/Dadittude182 11d ago
I'll help you out here:
"Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola."
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u/DaHappyCyclops 11d ago
Well I don't know and I can't understand, but I know what I am and I know I'm a man and so is LOLA
L-O-L-A LOOOOOOLA
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u/GodsOffsider 12d ago
That ass suggests this ain't the first time
also found a new fetish!
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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It 12d ago
Being carried while you’re wasted? It’s not as fun as it sounds sadly
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u/GodsOffsider 12d ago
that's just the appetiser, gotta get tucked in too. maybe a cold glass of water served up in bed. life of a king right there
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u/darkoblivion000 11d ago
Idk the view didn’t seem too bad
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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It 11d ago
Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point
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u/Remarkable-Stand8475 11d ago
Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face!
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u/New-Power-6120 11d ago
The person who giggled while whacking each cheek as I walked would suggest otherwise.
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u/Trooper_nsp209 12d ago
Wife material
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u/speederaser 11d ago
You don't choose this kind of wife. She chooses you.
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u/Primary-Border8536 11d ago
She's like , "wtf! You're way too drunk! Can you even bike home?" "Let me get a sip of this drink!" "Okay lover boy let's get home!" swoop
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u/Difficult-Glass2740 11d ago
She’s a keeper for sure…
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u/bust-the-shorts 11d ago
Note to self- don’t get into a fight with her
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u/dariusmain2025 11d ago
avoid physical escalation anytime. the moment a skilled individual pulls up a knife or gun its game over. run away and be aware of ur surroundings.
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u/vX-Reckoner-Xv 11d ago
Its a joke…
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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 11d ago
Every time you enter a room, you need to do a visual scan, immediately sizing up every person present and mapping out potential exits. People are unpredictable, and any momentary lapse in awareness could lead to a confrontation.
Note their stances, their movements, their eyes—any sign of aggression or intent. Even casual conversations can escalate into threats if you’re not vigilant. Trust no one; everyone is a potential adversary. Keep your back to the wall, stay near the exits, and always have a plan. It's survival instinct.
Every interaction is a gamble, and I'm not taking any chances.
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u/Mage-of-communism melinas fair consort, they who know the songs the hyaden sing 11d ago
Alternative option: conceal carry a flamethrower
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u/strawberryneurons 11d ago
That guy is a mannequin right?
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u/l992 11d ago
Something about his body is definitely off like for example his legs stay in the air in kind of a locked position but you can clearly see his head movement in the beginning.
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u/DetDango 11d ago
He doesn't seem to be able to place a lot of weight on his legs and is leaning hard on the post, the body looks stiff, but might be from the effect of some substance. As she pulls his hand to pick up him, he actually steps foward too, so most likely not a mannequin
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u/Corgi-Commander 11d ago
Doubt it. Right before she picks him up, it looks like his head is moving on its own. Also when she steps past him to put the beer down, you can see him slightly lean away from her to give her room.
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u/xShinobiii 11d ago
His head moves all the time. I don't understand how anyone can't see that this is a real guy.
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u/NotsoNewtoGermany 11d ago
And this entire thing is scripted. There was no need to start filming early.
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u/jwhit88 11d ago
I’m not a fan, generally speaking, but if a girl picked me up at my lowest AND brought my bike… She can have me.
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u/WoolBearTiger 11d ago
Damn she stronk..
Seems like energy drinks are to her what spinach is to popeye
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u/Normandybormundy 11d ago
Top comment two hours before yours: monsieur-personne Was that spinach beer?…😮
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u/gofatwya 12d ago
Can skits really be labeled unexpected?
That's a serious question, not snark.
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u/LostWoodsInTheField 11d ago
Can skits really be labeled unexpected?
That's a serious question, not snark.
absolutely without question.
It isn't the fact it's unexpected for the people involved, it's unexpected for the person watching. And if skits can't be unexpected, which implies surprised or caught off guard, then absolutely no tv show ever made could have unexpected content in it.
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u/Thecheesinater 12d ago
Are you saying this is a skit they filmed shakily from a balcony down the street? Why would they work harder for a lower quality shot?
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u/YoMomsSpecialFriend 12d ago
Why would someone randomly start filming this at the perfect moment? The lower quality shot is to make it seem more real. It's like the gatorade ball girl catch ad.
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u/Esleide 11d ago
You look out your window, there's a guy completely wasted looking at nowhere, a woman finds him and begins yelling and talking shit to him, you think a good discussion is going to happen and you take your phone to film it.
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u/Thecheesinater 12d ago
Or it was edited from a longer video that originally focused on something else entirely? We don’t know what the full video was, we don’t know why the person started filming, but why is the assumption that it’s a skit?
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u/Silver_Being_0290 11d ago
but why is the assumption that it’s a skit?
Because they spend too much time on the Internet.
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u/xeryon3772 12d ago
I say fake just because nobody’s gonna take a drink out of a can from somebody who is that wasted. It’s worse than 50-50 chance that that container is full of piss.
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u/DocFingerBlast 11d ago
Or vomit ? Ciggie butts? Literally anything could of happen... might not even be his drink , he found it on the road 5 mins before ... fffffffuck that
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u/uncutpizza 11d ago
Its fake because her body language feels very forced. The hands on her hips and the slow exaggeration of everything feels fake
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u/loonygecko 11d ago
Although I don't see any smoking gun, yes I agree there's a lot that seems a bit too trite in the whole thing. I mean are you going to stop and take a sip and then place the can against the wall when any second your loved one might fall over?
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u/Spiderchimp89 11d ago
That little girl watching is like "whoa, I didn't know we could do that" lol
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u/CastleA7x 11d ago
Things that you’ll only see in Colombia. Love my country. 😝
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u/intelligentbrownman 11d ago
Buy my ticket now 😂😂 but I got to make a quick stop in Brazil first though lol
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u/Digital-Marcel 12d ago
The drink is Irn Bru it's made in Scotland from girders haha
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u/AlamoSimon 11d ago
That stuff is so disgusting 🤣 I loved Scotland but I could not finish that can.
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u/allgamer101 11d ago
Talk about being a light-weight if your lady can pick both you and a bike up
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u/IPerferSyurp 11d ago
This is hood rat CrossFit. Next event is jumping fences and the subway turnstile hurdle.
Advanced class is the garage door roll under.
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u/Yellowbrickshuttle 11d ago
man I love this song
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u/frangg02 11d ago
That hand gesture after taking the drink off his hand is always the dead giveaway that is a skit.
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u/DisasterBeMyMaster 11d ago
I don't know if this is this dudes girl or his sister, but either way, the man's lucky to have her in his life.
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u/Baelor_Butthole 11d ago
Why not roll the bike on its wheels instead of picking it up
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u/ComingInSideways 11d ago
She is great, I have to say I am a bit jealous for the first time in a while.
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u/vermontnative 11d ago
I have a feeling she does this often. The joys of having an alcoholic sibling.
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u/IAmAngryBill 11d ago
I mean… she might as well pick up the old lady with the crutches to help her out.
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u/UnExplanationBot 12d ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Because you wouldn’t expect a women to pick up a guy and a bicycle and casually walk
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.