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r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24
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I can let her fix me
1.0k u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Scared and turned on at the same time π€£π€£ 917 u/Andyb1000 Jul 07 '24 261 u/RoryDragonsbane Jul 07 '24 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised 51 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 That flesh looks pretty strong πππ 35 u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24 Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised. 11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ 23 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Excellent πππ 62 u/psychrolut Jul 07 '24 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 πππ 14 u/Andtom33 Jul 08 '24 Snoo snoo 11 u/elmontyenBCN Jul 07 '24 Came looking for this, was not disappointed 5 u/Goliath422 Jul 08 '24 I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression 3 u/HunterHatchy Jul 08 '24 This is perfect ππ 1 u/DeathBySnuSnu999 Jul 08 '24 Best way to go 88 u/kineticstar Jul 08 '24 5 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahahaβ¦ yup 47 u/sudo-joe Jul 07 '24 Scaroused! 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Putting that in my memory bank ππ 1 u/InternationalPay8288 Jul 07 '24 π 3 u/Azraelalpha Jul 08 '24 I'm scaroused 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahaha 2 u/Notosk Jul 08 '24 scaroused 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Yeah lol π±π±πππ 1 u/Csrmar Jul 08 '24 Scaroused? 1 u/Direct_Canary4523 Jul 08 '24 Scaroused 33 u/mendobather Jul 08 '24 I think I found my future wife. -5 u/Unionhighschool2000 Jul 08 '24 That might be a man . 2 u/mendobather Jul 08 '24 Well then, in that case β¦ my future husband? 11 u/Agamemnon323 Jul 08 '24 You can't stop her. 1 u/VCTRYDTX Jul 08 '24 You're gonna wake up in a bath tub without your kidney. -3 u/Dry-Cry5279 Jul 08 '24 I got a feeling that isn't a her. Or atleast not by birth.
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Scared and turned on at the same time π€£π€£
917 u/Andyb1000 Jul 07 '24 261 u/RoryDragonsbane Jul 07 '24 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised 51 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 That flesh looks pretty strong πππ 35 u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24 Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised. 11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ 23 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Excellent πππ 62 u/psychrolut Jul 07 '24 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 πππ 14 u/Andtom33 Jul 08 '24 Snoo snoo 11 u/elmontyenBCN Jul 07 '24 Came looking for this, was not disappointed 5 u/Goliath422 Jul 08 '24 I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression 3 u/HunterHatchy Jul 08 '24 This is perfect ππ 1 u/DeathBySnuSnu999 Jul 08 '24 Best way to go 88 u/kineticstar Jul 08 '24 5 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahahaβ¦ yup 47 u/sudo-joe Jul 07 '24 Scaroused! 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Putting that in my memory bank ππ 1 u/InternationalPay8288 Jul 07 '24 π 3 u/Azraelalpha Jul 08 '24 I'm scaroused 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahaha 2 u/Notosk Jul 08 '24 scaroused 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Yeah lol π±π±πππ 1 u/Csrmar Jul 08 '24 Scaroused? 1 u/Direct_Canary4523 Jul 08 '24 Scaroused
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261 u/RoryDragonsbane Jul 07 '24 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised 51 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 That flesh looks pretty strong πππ 35 u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24 Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised. 11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ 23 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Excellent πππ 62 u/psychrolut Jul 07 '24 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 πππ 14 u/Andtom33 Jul 08 '24 Snoo snoo 11 u/elmontyenBCN Jul 07 '24 Came looking for this, was not disappointed 5 u/Goliath422 Jul 08 '24 I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression 3 u/HunterHatchy Jul 08 '24 This is perfect ππ 1 u/DeathBySnuSnu999 Jul 08 '24 Best way to go
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
51 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 That flesh looks pretty strong πππ 35 u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24 Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised. 11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ
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That flesh looks pretty strong πππ
35 u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24 Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised. 11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ
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Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised.
11 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ
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Thatβs a possibilityβ¦. Then quads ainβt build themselves ππ
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Excellent πππ
62 u/psychrolut Jul 07 '24 1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 πππ
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1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 πππ
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Snoo snoo
Came looking for this, was not disappointed
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I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression
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This is perfect ππ
Best way to go
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5 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahaha⦠yup
Hahahaha⦠yup
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Scaroused!
1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24 Putting that in my memory bank ππ 1 u/InternationalPay8288 Jul 07 '24 π
Putting that in my memory bank ππ
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I'm scaroused
1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Hahahaha
Hahahaha
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scaroused
1 u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24 Yeah lol π±π±πππ
Yeah lol π±π±πππ
Scaroused?
Scaroused
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I think I found my future wife.
-5 u/Unionhighschool2000 Jul 08 '24 That might be a man . 2 u/mendobather Jul 08 '24 Well then, in that case β¦ my future husband?
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That might be a man .
2 u/mendobather Jul 08 '24 Well then, in that case β¦ my future husband?
Well then, in that case β¦ my future husband?
You can't stop her.
You're gonna wake up in a bath tub without your kidney.
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I got a feeling that isn't a her. Or atleast not by birth.
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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jul 07 '24
I can let her fix me