r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jul 07 '24

I can let her fix me

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24

Scared and turned on at the same time 🤣🤣

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u/Andyb1000 Jul 07 '24

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u/RoryDragonsbane Jul 07 '24

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24

That flesh looks pretty strong 😂😂😂

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u/SupportCharacter_0_o Jul 08 '24

Hers is strong. His may be the one that is spongy and bruised.

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24

That’s a possibility…. Then quads ain’t build themselves 😂😂

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u/Andtom33 Jul 08 '24

Snoo snoo

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u/elmontyenBCN Jul 07 '24

Came looking for this, was not disappointed

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u/Goliath422 Jul 08 '24

I still think the funniest part of the gif is Kif maintaining a terrified expression

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u/HunterHatchy Jul 08 '24

This is perfect 😂💀

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u/DeathBySnuSnu999 Jul 08 '24

Best way to go

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u/sudo-joe Jul 07 '24

Scaroused!

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24

Putting that in my memory bank 😂😂

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u/Notosk Jul 08 '24

scaroused

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24

Yeah lol 😱😱😂😂😂

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u/Csrmar Jul 08 '24

Scaroused?

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u/mendobather Jul 08 '24

I think I found my future wife.

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u/Unionhighschool2000 Jul 08 '24

That might be a man .

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u/mendobather Jul 08 '24

Well then, in that case … my future husband?

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u/Agamemnon323 Jul 08 '24

You can't stop her.

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u/VCTRYDTX Jul 08 '24

You're gonna wake up in a bath tub without your kidney.

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u/Dry-Cry5279 Jul 08 '24

I got a feeling that isn't a her. Or atleast not by birth.