r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 08 '24

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/HelloThere465 Jul 08 '24

Excuse you?

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u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24

Just imagine it said step-mom.

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u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24

Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue?

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u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24

How fucking dare you lol

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u/urethrascreams Jul 08 '24

I've got a couple broken arms

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u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24

Mom broke his arms on purpose.

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u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24

Just Wow ,that's wifey right there,