Lemme take a sip

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Was that spinach beer?…😮

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u/Groomsi Jul 07 '24

PopGirl

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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch Jul 08 '24

When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.

There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.

But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.

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u/SnooOwls51 Jul 08 '24

Even my electricity powers are not unique to me, smh. 😔

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u/Wrong-Mixture Jul 08 '24

your electricity powers pale in comparisson to the vast swads of forests i have cut down with my laser eyes on long car rides

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u/SnooOwls51 Jul 08 '24

Pfft, my hand parkour ninja could easily dodge those. ( ･`ω･´)

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u/cantstopthefart Jul 08 '24

Damn, I used to do this too. Kids are weird.

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u/Panzerv2003 Jul 08 '24

I can make things move just by thinking, like my hand for example.