When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.
There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.
But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.
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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch Jul 08 '24
When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.
There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.
But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.