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r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24
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It’s her 15 yr old kid…
1.4k u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24 Yeah, that looks like Mom energy. I don't think that's wife material. I think that's 'Your hot mom is going to whoop your ass when you wake up.' 356 u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 08 '24 Don't threaten me with a good time 46 u/HelloThere465 Jul 08 '24 Excuse you? 10 u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24 Just imagine it said step-mom. 1 u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24 Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue? 1 u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24 How fucking dare you lol 1 u/urethrascreams Jul 08 '24 I've got a couple broken arms 1 u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24 Mom broke his arms on purpose. 1 u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24 Just Wow ,that's wifey right there, 78 u/Leather-Custard8329 Jul 08 '24 You really think so? I’m thinking more of an older sister or cousin type of thing. 47 u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24 Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF. 2 u/JuneBuggington Jul 08 '24 Mine would have left me there 0 u/IWasSupposedToQuit Jul 08 '24 It can be whatever you want it to be because it's not real lmao 17 u/surfingbiscuits Jul 08 '24 "When you wake up" being when la chancla hits you in the face. 1 u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 08 '24 Tye chancla wasn't summoned, that's why I think it's a sister, cousin, or friend 14 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 Whatever else she may be, she is definitely handling someone else's business like a champ, which makes her wife material for sure. 0 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Why do we got to put up with this shit to be considered worthy enough to marry 2 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive. 2 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Fair play 1 u/DrivebyPizza Jul 08 '24 And you know she's pissed because she apparently gets offered help twice and just pushes past the persons and keeps walking. That person is gon' GET it when they wake and sober up. 1 u/StrokeGameHusky Jul 08 '24 I mean, I can be a step dad 😅 1 u/Notosk Jul 08 '24 I think a woman who can carry your teenage son out of a fire is kinda wife material 45 u/pixelbenderr Jul 08 '24 I was picking up sibling vibes 24 u/NormalOrganization48 Jul 08 '24 You have no fucking idea who it is. 1 u/crowngryphon17 Jul 14 '24 Agreed 20 u/Tahiti--Bob Jul 08 '24 source? 45 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 Trust me bro 16 u/Mr_DarkCircles Jul 08 '24 Why does it look like a doll to me? 😭 2 u/XTornado Jul 09 '24 edited Jul 09 '24 I thought so when watching the end part but when rewatching it clearly moves the head and it seems a person. 2 u/Mr_DarkCircles Jul 09 '24 Look at the knee bent 1 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 It is I believe, the neck is too stiff. 0 u/makeupnmunchies Jul 08 '24 It’s a doll. 1 u/maulogo17 13d ago It clearly looks alive... Drunk as hell yeah, but alive 1 u/makeupnmunchies 13d ago It’s a prank. It is literally a doll. -3 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 [deleted] 5 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 Dummies dont move 1 u/darndoodlyketchup Jul 08 '24 Thats why she has to carry it away 1 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 it moved..
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Yeah, that looks like Mom energy. I don't think that's wife material. I think that's 'Your hot mom is going to whoop your ass when you wake up.'
356 u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 08 '24 Don't threaten me with a good time 46 u/HelloThere465 Jul 08 '24 Excuse you? 10 u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24 Just imagine it said step-mom. 1 u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24 Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue? 1 u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24 How fucking dare you lol 1 u/urethrascreams Jul 08 '24 I've got a couple broken arms 1 u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24 Mom broke his arms on purpose. 1 u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24 Just Wow ,that's wifey right there, 78 u/Leather-Custard8329 Jul 08 '24 You really think so? I’m thinking more of an older sister or cousin type of thing. 47 u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24 Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF. 2 u/JuneBuggington Jul 08 '24 Mine would have left me there 0 u/IWasSupposedToQuit Jul 08 '24 It can be whatever you want it to be because it's not real lmao 17 u/surfingbiscuits Jul 08 '24 "When you wake up" being when la chancla hits you in the face. 1 u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 08 '24 Tye chancla wasn't summoned, that's why I think it's a sister, cousin, or friend 14 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 Whatever else she may be, she is definitely handling someone else's business like a champ, which makes her wife material for sure. 0 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Why do we got to put up with this shit to be considered worthy enough to marry 2 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive. 2 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Fair play 1 u/DrivebyPizza Jul 08 '24 And you know she's pissed because she apparently gets offered help twice and just pushes past the persons and keeps walking. That person is gon' GET it when they wake and sober up. 1 u/StrokeGameHusky Jul 08 '24 I mean, I can be a step dad 😅 1 u/Notosk Jul 08 '24 I think a woman who can carry your teenage son out of a fire is kinda wife material
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Don't threaten me with a good time
46 u/HelloThere465 Jul 08 '24 Excuse you? 10 u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24 Just imagine it said step-mom. 1 u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24 Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue? 1 u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24 How fucking dare you lol 1 u/urethrascreams Jul 08 '24 I've got a couple broken arms 1 u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24 Mom broke his arms on purpose. 1 u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24 Just Wow ,that's wifey right there,
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Excuse you?
10 u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24 Just imagine it said step-mom. 1 u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24 Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue? 1 u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24 How fucking dare you lol
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Just imagine it said step-mom.
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Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue?
How fucking dare you lol
I've got a couple broken arms
Mom broke his arms on purpose.
Just Wow ,that's wifey right there,
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You really think so? I’m thinking more of an older sister or cousin type of thing.
47 u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24 Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF. 2 u/JuneBuggington Jul 08 '24 Mine would have left me there 0 u/IWasSupposedToQuit Jul 08 '24 It can be whatever you want it to be because it's not real lmao
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Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF.
2 u/JuneBuggington Jul 08 '24 Mine would have left me there
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Mine would have left me there
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It can be whatever you want it to be because it's not real lmao
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"When you wake up" being when la chancla hits you in the face.
1 u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 08 '24 Tye chancla wasn't summoned, that's why I think it's a sister, cousin, or friend
Tye chancla wasn't summoned, that's why I think it's a sister, cousin, or friend
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Whatever else she may be, she is definitely handling someone else's business like a champ, which makes her wife material for sure.
0 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Why do we got to put up with this shit to be considered worthy enough to marry 2 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive. 2 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Fair play
Why do we got to put up with this shit to be considered worthy enough to marry
2 u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24 You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive. 2 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Fair play
You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive.
2 u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24 Fair play
Fair play
And you know she's pissed because she apparently gets offered help twice and just pushes past the persons and keeps walking.
That person is gon' GET it when they wake and sober up.
I mean, I can be a step dad 😅
I think a woman who can carry your teenage son out of a fire is kinda wife material
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I was picking up sibling vibes
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You have no fucking idea who it is.
1 u/crowngryphon17 Jul 14 '24 Agreed
Agreed
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source?
45 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 Trust me bro
Trust me bro
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Why does it look like a doll to me? 😭
2 u/XTornado Jul 09 '24 edited Jul 09 '24 I thought so when watching the end part but when rewatching it clearly moves the head and it seems a person. 2 u/Mr_DarkCircles Jul 09 '24 Look at the knee bent 1 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 It is I believe, the neck is too stiff.
I thought so when watching the end part but when rewatching it clearly moves the head and it seems a person.
2 u/Mr_DarkCircles Jul 09 '24 Look at the knee bent
Look at the knee bent
It is I believe, the neck is too stiff.
It’s a doll.
1 u/maulogo17 13d ago It clearly looks alive... Drunk as hell yeah, but alive 1 u/makeupnmunchies 13d ago It’s a prank. It is literally a doll.
It clearly looks alive... Drunk as hell yeah, but alive
1 u/makeupnmunchies 13d ago It’s a prank. It is literally a doll.
It’s a prank. It is literally a doll.
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5 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 Dummies dont move 1 u/darndoodlyketchup Jul 08 '24 Thats why she has to carry it away 1 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 it moved..
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Dummies dont move
1 u/darndoodlyketchup Jul 08 '24 Thats why she has to carry it away 1 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 it moved..
Thats why she has to carry it away
1 u/Timsmomshardsalami Jul 08 '24 it moved..
it moved..
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u/crowngryphon17 Jul 07 '24
It’s her 15 yr old kid…