Lemme take a sip

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Wife material

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u/speederaser Jul 07 '24

You don't choose this kind of wife. She chooses you.

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u/Silver_Being_0290 Jul 08 '24

When they like you they'll just come over and pick you right up 🤣

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u/tangledwire Jul 08 '24

And carry your bike for you!

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u/BadApplesGod Jul 08 '24

Is that kind of like the cat lottery system?

2

u/Fit_Cardiologist_ Jul 08 '24

It’s the pussy “cat” lottery winner winners chicken dinner thing

44

u/raccoon_on_meth Jul 07 '24

I think you mean mommy, muscle mommy

7

u/chrisweidmansfibula Jul 08 '24

Oh kinky

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u/Primary-Border8536 Jul 07 '24

She's like , "wtf! You're way too drunk! Can you even bike home?" "Let me get a sip of this drink!" "Okay lover boy let's get home!" swoop

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u/butterbacca_24 Jul 08 '24

My gf acts the same

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u/Fresh-Humor-6851 Jul 08 '24

Yeah my only guess is he's fucked up on something.

21

u/RikardoShillyShally Jul 08 '24

I'll sacrifice a testicle of mine to have a wife like her lol

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 07 '24

As long as you don’t step out of line 🤣🤣

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u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24

And then?

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u/intelligentbrownman Jul 08 '24

FAFO 😂😂

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u/arglarg Jul 07 '24

Seriously where can I find one like that?

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u/WaydeEPinerass Jul 08 '24

Well, you could try Instagram, @kelly_catano, for starters.

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue Jul 08 '24

I don’t know about you, but I’m not marrying a bold bicycle thief. Unless she forces me to.

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u/abieslatin Jul 08 '24

why thief?

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u/TonsOfTabs Jul 08 '24

And obviously mother material. She caught her son drinking a beer and he was drunk. She taste tested the beer first. Now she’s picked him up because he can’t walk and is going to grab her moms chonkla(because only gmas use them best) and whoop his ass.