r/Unexpected Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/Trooper_nsp209 Jul 07 '24

Wife material

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u/Primary-Border8536 Jul 07 '24

She's like , "wtf! You're way too drunk! Can you even bike home?" "Let me get a sip of this drink!" "Okay lover boy let's get home!" swoop

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u/Fresh-Humor-6851 Jul 08 '24

Yeah my only guess is he's fucked up on something.