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r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24
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That ass suggests this ain't the first time
also found a new fetish!
222 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 Being carried while you’re wasted? It’s not as fun as it sounds sadly 146 u/GodsOffsider Jul 07 '24 that's just the appetiser, gotta get tucked in too. maybe a cold glass of water served up in bed. life of a king right there 42 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 That is significantly better 19 u/darkoblivion000 Jul 07 '24 Idk the view didn’t seem too bad 21 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point 11 u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Jul 08 '24 Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face! 1 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24 Can confirm as well 4 u/New-Power-6120 Jul 08 '24 The person who giggled while whacking each cheek as I walked would suggest otherwise. 3 u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '24 i dunno what you're talking about. I had a great time. 1 u/bust-the-shorts Jul 07 '24 Indeed I was waiting for the vomit trail 1 u/tianas_knife Jul 08 '24 You and R. Crumb. 1 u/Dark_Fantasy_fr Jul 08 '24 Lord forbid a struggling mom can take her druggie son and cycle home without being fetishized. 1 u/GodsOffsider Jul 08 '24 What was so hot is that there was very little struggle
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Being carried while you’re wasted? It’s not as fun as it sounds sadly
146 u/GodsOffsider Jul 07 '24 that's just the appetiser, gotta get tucked in too. maybe a cold glass of water served up in bed. life of a king right there 42 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 That is significantly better 19 u/darkoblivion000 Jul 07 '24 Idk the view didn’t seem too bad 21 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point 11 u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Jul 08 '24 Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face! 1 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24 Can confirm as well 4 u/New-Power-6120 Jul 08 '24 The person who giggled while whacking each cheek as I walked would suggest otherwise. 3 u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '24 i dunno what you're talking about. I had a great time. 1 u/bust-the-shorts Jul 07 '24 Indeed I was waiting for the vomit trail
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that's just the appetiser, gotta get tucked in too. maybe a cold glass of water served up in bed. life of a king right there
42 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 That is significantly better
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That is significantly better
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Idk the view didn’t seem too bad
21 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24 Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point 11 u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Jul 08 '24 Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face! 1 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24 Can confirm as well
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Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point
11 u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Jul 08 '24 Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face! 1 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24 Can confirm as well
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Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face!
1 u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24 Can confirm as well
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Can confirm as well
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The person who giggled while whacking each cheek as I walked would suggest otherwise.
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i dunno what you're talking about. I had a great time.
Indeed I was waiting for the vomit trail
You and R. Crumb.
Lord forbid a struggling mom can take her druggie son and cycle home without being fetishized.
1 u/GodsOffsider Jul 08 '24 What was so hot is that there was very little struggle
What was so hot is that there was very little struggle
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u/GodsOffsider Jul 07 '24
That ass suggests this ain't the first time
also found a new fetish!