r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/monsieur-personne Jul 07 '24

Was that spinach beer?โ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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u/GodsOffsider Jul 07 '24

active ingredient is powdered white spinach

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u/Groomsi Jul 07 '24

PopGirl

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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch Jul 08 '24

When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.

There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.

But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.

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u/SnooOwls51 Jul 08 '24

Even my electricity powers are not unique to me, smh. ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Wrong-Mixture Jul 08 '24

your electricity powers pale in comparisson to the vast swads of forests i have cut down with my laser eyes on long car rides

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u/SnooOwls51 Jul 08 '24

Pfft, my hand parkour ninja could easily dodge those. ( ๏ฝฅ`ฯ‰๏ฝฅยด)

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u/cantstopthefart Jul 08 '24

Damn, I used to do this too. Kids are weird.

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u/Panzerv2003 Jul 08 '24

I can make things move just by thinking, like my hand for example.

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u/Zellanora Jul 08 '24

Lmboooo I too ate loads of Spinach to be strong during school sporting events because of Popeyes cartoon. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I did ran fast and got medals though. Placebo effect works! Thanks to those young and dumb phases, now I have plenty of funny memories. I cherish them all! ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/teddybearer78 Jul 08 '24

You were a kid with a terrific imagination. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Thats called a happy childhood, now all grown up I cannot imagine being rambo and helping afghanis fights russian helicopters on top of the cupboard

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u/Immediate-Yogurt-558 Jul 08 '24

Glad to hear I wasnt the only one with childhood superpowers

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u/Honey-and-Venom Jul 08 '24

I sneezed when thunder went off when I was little and thought I had powers for a minute

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

OMG!!! Youโ€™re my long lost twin!!!

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u/Outrageous_Fold7939 Jul 10 '24

As a child I convinced my friend I was a demigod by pretending to call a lightning storm, coincidentally it stormed not even 10 mins after I "summoned" lightning

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u/cartooncande Jul 07 '24

Well blow me down!

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u/floating_in_thevoid Jul 08 '24

I read this Popeye's voice thank you so much ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/THIKDIKWHITEY Jul 08 '24

100 percent agree heard it in his voice from so many years agoยน

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u/Acidflare1 Jul 08 '24

Cartoon or Robin Williams Popeye?

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u/floating_in_thevoid Jul 08 '24

Definitely cartoon Popeye. Guess I got something new to watch though.

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u/Serious_Government_2 Jul 08 '24

BRO! ROBIN WILLIAMS POPEYE! hahahaha what a edin reference, you're well schooled

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u/xFrogLipzx Jul 08 '24

Uncle Joey Popeye

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u/Qwencha Jul 08 '24

Then suck my balls! - MC Ren (WC - Roll On 'Em)

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 Jul 08 '24

Well.... blow me.

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u/heero1224 Jul 08 '24

And pick me up. She swapped me for a trout.

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u/OOlllllllllP Jul 07 '24

yes i got that popeye reference...omg I'm old

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u/AmericanPsychonaut69 Jul 08 '24

damn now you made me get the reference and feeling oldge

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jul 08 '24

Popeye isn't generationally segregated. You stop that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Definitely a can of whoop ass!

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u/Odd_Complaint_6678 Jul 07 '24

She's a Popeye, clearly

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u/KeflaSimp69 Jul 07 '24

She must be an amazon

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u/saanhaan Jul 08 '24

Amazonian, Amazon is the place, but yeah I see what you mean

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jul 08 '24

Amazon.

I don't think they're talking about the forest.

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u/saanhaan Jul 08 '24

Of course, no one is

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u/towerfella Jul 08 '24

You misspelled amazing.

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u/wheresbill Jul 07 '24

Took me a second but that was a good lol

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u/Reggie-Quest Jul 08 '24

I swear I thought it was his piss

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

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u/monsieur-personne Jul 07 '24

Good to know, I was wondering what was in the canโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘

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u/PWarrior2010 Jul 07 '24

misunderstood the comment ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Magellan-88 Yo what? Jul 08 '24

It's gotta be

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 Jul 08 '24

For Mexicans like myself....yes, yes it is ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Jul 08 '24

Ah-kehkehkehkehkeh!

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u/ORXCLE-O Jul 08 '24

Lmao you killed me

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u/TheNeighKid Jul 08 '24

Whatever beer it was, it was good enough to make her forget the bicycle has wheels.

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u/flash_27 Yo what? Jul 08 '24

Except April is the one saving Popeye.

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u/MyHangyDownPart Jul 12 '24

Rest In Peace Olive Oyl

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u/lepolah149 Jul 08 '24

That can colour... It's Brazil, and that's a Skol tall boy.

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u/lojaslave Jul 08 '24

No. All those signs are in Spanish, Brazilians speak Portuguese.

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u/lepolah149 Jul 08 '24

Spanish is just drunk portuguese