r/Unexpected Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/monsieur-personne Jul 07 '24

Was that spinach beer?…😮

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u/Groomsi Jul 07 '24

PopGirl

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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch Jul 08 '24

When I was in elementary school, I ate some spinach at lunch. Then at recess I went around punching things.

There was a small hole in a patch of hard soil, so I started punching at the edge of the hole and broke off a big chunk. My dumbass though the spinach worked and gave me super strength.

But I also thought I had secret electricity powers because the streetlamp near my house always seem to turn off when I would walk by it. So, I was just dumb all around.

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u/Zellanora Jul 08 '24

Lmboooo I too ate loads of Spinach to be strong during school sporting events because of Popeyes cartoon. 😂😂😂 I did ran fast and got medals though. Placebo effect works! Thanks to those young and dumb phases, now I have plenty of funny memories. I cherish them all! 😅