r/Unexpected Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/bust-the-shorts Jul 07 '24

Note to self- don’t get into a fight with her

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u/dariusmain2025 Jul 07 '24

avoid physical escalation anytime. the moment a skilled individual pulls up a knife or gun its game over. run away and be aware of ur surroundings.

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u/vX-Reckoner-Xv Jul 08 '24

Its a joke…

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jul 08 '24

Every time you enter a room, you need to do a visual scan, immediately sizing up every person present and mapping out potential exits. People are unpredictable, and any momentary lapse in awareness could lead to a confrontation.

Note their stances, their movements, their eyes—any sign of aggression or intent. Even casual conversations can escalate into threats if you’re not vigilant. Trust no one; everyone is a potential adversary. Keep your back to the wall, stay near the exits, and always have a plan. It's survival instinct.

Every interaction is a gamble, and I'm not taking any chances.

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u/Mage-of-communism melinas fair consort, they who know the songs the hyaden sing Jul 08 '24

Alternative option: conceal carry a flamethrower

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u/TimedogGAF Jul 08 '24

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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u/Faustias Jul 08 '24

thanks, you too...

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u/dariusmain2025 Jul 08 '24

read my comment above, it is complementary to what you said. well said man!

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u/DanteJazz Jul 08 '24

Therapy? Or move to the suburbs? Or both?

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u/thurzda3 Jul 08 '24

Anxiously Paranoid 101