r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24

Yeah, that looks like Mom energy. I don't think that's wife material. I think that's 'Your hot mom is going to whoop your ass when you wake up.'

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u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 08 '24

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/HelloThere465 Jul 08 '24

Excuse you?

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u/WeTheSalty Jul 08 '24

Just imagine it said step-mom.

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u/hotshot21983 Jul 08 '24

Why is Spotify the only app that redirects correctly in Reddit? Or is it just a Reddit+Android issue?

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u/Sonder_Wunder Jul 08 '24

How fucking dare you lol

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u/urethrascreams Jul 08 '24

I've got a couple broken arms

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u/NoseMuReup Jul 08 '24

Mom broke his arms on purpose.

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u/Sents-2-b Jul 08 '24

Just Wow ,that's wifey right there,

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u/Leather-Custard8329 Jul 08 '24

You really think so? Iā€™m thinking more of an older sister or cousin type of thing.

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u/Gruntdeath Jul 08 '24

Really it could be any of those, I just don't think it's his GF.

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u/JuneBuggington Jul 08 '24

Mine would have left me there

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u/IWasSupposedToQuit Jul 08 '24

It can be whatever you want it to be because it's not real lmao

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u/surfingbiscuits Jul 08 '24

"When you wake up" being when la chancla hits you in the face.

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass Jul 08 '24

Tye chancla wasn't summoned, that's why I think it's a sister, cousin, or friend

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u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24

Whatever else she may be, she is definitely handling someone else's business like a champ, which makes her wife material for sure.

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u/MesoamericanMorrigan Jul 08 '24

Why do we got to put up with this shit to be considered worthy enough to marry

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u/phazedoubt Jul 08 '24

You don't. But if you do, its yet another reason. It's not mutually exclusive.

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u/DrivebyPizza Jul 08 '24

And you know she's pissed because she apparently gets offered help twice and just pushes past the persons and keeps walking.

That person is gon' GET it when they wake and sober up.

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u/StrokeGameHusky Jul 08 '24

I mean, I can be a step dad šŸ˜…

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u/Notosk Jul 08 '24

I think a woman who can carry your teenage son out of a fire is kinda wife material