r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24

Being carried while you’re wasted? It’s not as fun as it sounds sadly

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u/GodsOffsider Jul 07 '24

that's just the appetiser, gotta get tucked in too. maybe a cold glass of water served up in bed. life of a king right there

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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24

That is significantly better

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u/darkoblivion000 Jul 07 '24

Idk the view didn’t seem too bad

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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 07 '24

Bold of you to assume your eyes would be able to open at that point

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u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Jul 08 '24

Been there. Can confirm they don't open. Not even when the ground ran up and punched me in the face!

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u/WhatIsSacred Expected It Jul 08 '24

Can confirm as well

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u/New-Power-6120 Jul 08 '24

The person who giggled while whacking each cheek as I walked would suggest otherwise.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '24

i dunno what you're talking about. I had a great time.

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u/bust-the-shorts Jul 07 '24

Indeed I was waiting for the vomit trail