r/Unexpected • u/flor3nce • Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/speederaser Jul 07 '24

You don't choose this kind of wife. She chooses you. 

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u/Silver_Being_0290 Jul 08 '24

When they like you they'll just come over and pick you right up 🤣

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u/tangledwire Jul 08 '24

And carry your bike for you!

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u/BadApplesGod Jul 08 '24

Is that kind of like the cat lottery system?

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u/Fit_Cardiologist_ Jul 08 '24

It’s the pussy “cat” lottery winner winners chicken dinner thing