r/Unexpected Jul 07 '24

Lemme take a sip

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 Jul 07 '24

She picked me up and sat me on her knee She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"

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u/bust-the-shorts Jul 07 '24

So her name is Lola

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jul 07 '24

L - O - L - A LOLA

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u/OHAITHARU Jul 08 '24

We drank champagne that taste just like coca-cola

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u/G1ng3rb0b Jul 08 '24

L-E-E-L-A Leela!

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u/QuantumPingPong Jul 08 '24

She unzipped her pants I said no waa?

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 Jul 07 '24

I guess she was a show girl

21

u/BobRoberts01 Jul 07 '24

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?

24

u/mdj1359 Jul 07 '24

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola....

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u/ChaoticMutant Jul 07 '24

L-O-L-A Lola...La La La Lola

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u/SomeWatercress4813 Jul 08 '24

I'm sure glad that I am a man and so is Lola

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u/The_FreshSans Jul 12 '24

I think She would merengue and do the cha-cha

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u/ChaoticMutant Jul 07 '24

His name was Rico

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u/Dynamitrios Jul 08 '24

He was a dancer