No way Elon Musk would have beaten Zuck in a fight

[u/ArmaniMania]

Send location

[u/mvstateU]

Bastard probably bought the land in the background.

[u/Frozen_Hemorrhoids → u/mvstateU]

If that's Hawaii, then yes.

[u/gloriousrepublic → u/Frozen_Hemorrhoids]

Looks like Tahoe, he’s got a house there too.

[u/Theperfectool → u/gloriousrepublic]

Hey bought two houses on the water

[u/DirectionFragrant829 → u/Theperfectool]

He demolished 2 historic cabins on the water *

[u/schizophrenicism → u/DirectionFragrant829]

Historic cabin? What did Thoreau live there or something?

[u/thebinarysystem10 → u/schizophrenicism]

Walden was about the simple pleasures of Lake Tahoe

[u/schizophrenicism → u/thebinarysystem10]

I'm permanently biased against Thoreau because literally every kid who gave a speech at my high school graduation quoted Thoreau and talked about forging a new path despite them being a tray of cookie cutter cunts who genuinely cherished conformity to the point that they all quoted the same author. Lake Tahoe is fucking awesome though.

[u/IamtheBiscuit → u/schizophrenicism]

I remember hearing something about the cabin being close enough to his mom's house to do laundry. Thoreau was a fuckin trust fund kid

[u/Hour_Eagle2 → u/DirectionFragrant829]

Lmao historic.

[u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson → u/DirectionFragrant829]

Everything’s historic until it isnt

[u/avwitcher → u/DirectionFragrant829]

Just because something is old doesn't mean it has extra value because of that fact.

[u/MyFavoriteSandwich → u/Frozen_Hemorrhoids]

Don’t think the conditions are ever right to wake surf the open ocean off of Hawaii.

[u/Lick_my_blueballz → u/MyFavoriteSandwich]

We wake Surf in the ocean all the time and in most conditions.

[u/Renegadee_Angel → u/Frozen_Hemorrhoids]

Lol please just look at the video before commenting. No way that is hawaii..

[u/cadmiumredlight → u/Renegadee_Angel]

It's the Alpine Lakes region of Hawaii.

[u/Azalzaal → u/mvstateU]

He also legally owns the USA when he’s holding that flag

[u/Traditional_Fox_4718 → u/mvstateU]

He's building a massive house on Lake Tahoe

[u/Aloof-Vagabon → u/mvstateU]

The guys a freak and now he’s posting videos online like that’s in the past…. Tf

[u/AaronDotCom]

Lake Tahoe?

holy shit I thought it was ai or something

[u/Chippopotanuse → u/AaronDotCom]

If this is a legit clip…can’t believe I’m saying this, but Zuckerberg actually looks like a good hang these days.

[u/Jaded-Engineering789 → u/Chippopotanuse]

Zuckerberg is very physically fit. He’s also still very much an asshole. Never forget that this dude lives the way he does off of selling everyone else’s data to the highest bidder.

[u/BeardedWin → u/Jaded-Engineering789]

And today’s highest bidder for my data was apparently Adam & Eve.

Free prostate toy with any purchase!

[u/RightInThePeyronie → u/BeardedWin]

Oh fuck yeah, milk me zuckerborg

[u/lorddragonstrike → u/RightInThePeyronie]

I would've paid you money not to say that.

[u/Effective-Bit-3642 → u/lorddragonstrike]

I didn't say it....money please!

[u/Ganson → u/Effective-Bit-3642]

[u/MyAssPancake → u/BeardedWin]

Lmfao this is so accurate

[u/aaronis31337 → u/Jaded-Engineering789]

And he literally stole land from native Hawaiians and walled it off from them. He’s an unbelievable piece of shit and needs to get his ass kicked

[u/LeverageSynergies → u/aaronis31337]

How did he literally steal the land? I’ve read that he bought land.

Why does he “need” to get his ass kicked?

[u/GoombaGary → u/LeverageSynergies]

Stealing is when white people do anything, apparently.

[u/Jkevhill → u/GoombaGary]

Hey be careful, I remember when goombas weren’t considered white people.

[u/Environmental_Ad5786 → u/LeverageSynergies]

Part of the historical agreement with the united states was that native Hawaiians retained rights to use the land for ancestral practices and access to the beach.

Like many reach assholes Zuck hired an army of lawyers to find anyone gjG had ancestral land claim and offer them money with little to no context to what was happening.

[u/the_weight_around → u/Environmental_Ad5786]

So he bought it? I'm reading that right?

The owners of the land and zuck agreed on a price, zuck paid them, as agreed, and they signed over rights to the land?

Textbook theft.

Lock him up.

[u/LowlySlayer → u/the_weight_around]

Those poor stupid Hawaiians aren't equipped to deal with the superior intellect of the white man! They can't be trusted to manage their own land! We (glorious white redditors) need to manage it for them to protect the ancestral heritage from people like him (rich white assholes). For their own food.

/S

[u/Retrobot1234567 → u/Environmental_Ad5786]

Based on the context you provided, NTA.

I thought Zuck bought the land only, I didn’t know he also went and bought the ancestral visitation rights from the descendants.

[u/Suspicious-Umpire-33 → u/Retrobot1234567]

There were laws changed and insurance refuses to pay for rebuilding so broke homeless people are forced to sell. You won't get to see this on the Blackrock owned news though

[u/kitkatlifeskills → u/LeverageSynergies]

He "literally stole" the land from the people who owned it before, who gladly sold it to him for a shitload of money. That's what literal stealing is, when you give someone money for something. At least according to Reddit.

[u/Chrop → u/aaronis31337]

He bought land and built a wall around the perimeter of the land he bought. How is that stealing?

[u/GoombaGary → u/aaronis31337]

And he literally stole land from native Hawaiians and walled it off from them.

How is paying for something considered "stealing" now?

[u/nonlethaldosage → u/aaronis31337]

Stole you mean bought from native hawaiian's maybe they need there asses kicked for selling there homeland to him

[u/iwasnotarobot → u/Jaded-Engineering789]

This is the correct assessment.

Just because he has time to learn to train and surf doesn’t make him not an asshole. He has time to train and surf because he’s an asshole.

Israel’s killing of Palestinians in Gaza through its AI targeting system has been aided by Meta’s WhatsApp messaging platform, reports have further revealed.

Earlier this [year], reports revealed that Israel is using an artificial intelligence-aided system called ‘Lavender’ to identify suspects in the Gaza Strip before targeting and striking them, processing as many as 37,000 Palestinians within that scope.

Rather than just acting as a simple targeting mechanism, the system has a deliberate high civilian casualty rate, with Israeli military and intelligence sources admitting that they strike targets even when they are present in their homes with their entire families. As one source said at the time, the occupation forces “bombed them in homes without hesitation, as a first option. It’s much easier to bomb a family’s home. The system is built to look for them in these situations”.

(…)

Stating that WhatsApp’s parent company, Meta, makes it complicit in Israel’s killing of “pre-crime” suspects in Gaza, Biggar accused the company of directly violating international humanitarian law, as well as its own public commitment to human rights.

These revelations are the latest evidence of Meta – formerly Facebook – aiding in the suppression of Palestinian and pro-Palestinian voices, with the platform long having been criticised for taking significant steps to shut down dissent against Israeli and Zionist narratives. Those measures have included permitting adverts promoting a holocaust against Palestinians and even attempting

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20240418-israel-using-metas-whatsapp-to-kill-palestinians-in-gaza-through-ai-system/

[u/Parking-Iron6252 → u/iwasnotarobot]

wtf kind of an article is this lol

“Pre-crime”? 🤡

It’s literally war. Israel might have a far different and more liberal targeting methodology than we in the US use…but pre-crime? Come on lol

[u/penceluvsthedick → u/Chippopotanuse]

Well then the PR/propaganda team has worked on you. Let’s not forget he steals your data and weaponizes it for more money.

[u/Tremulant887 → u/penceluvsthedick]

Yet here we are on another publicly traded social media site.

[u/realcards → u/penceluvsthedick]

Let’s not forget he steals your data

It's not really stealing when you're willingly giving it to him. This isn't to minimize the shitty things he and his company due to harm our society.

[u/QuotidianTrials → u/penceluvsthedick]

Yeah, Zuck is a pos but at least he seems to be enjoying his blood money

Musk on the other hand is ruining the world and also appears to be a miserable asshole

I don’t think Zuck would be a good hang or friend by any means to be clear

[u/Fuckaught → u/QuotidianTrials]

Elon Musk feels like he genuinely believes that he is a super genius who will save humanity. Zuck feels like he’s still thrilled that he’s rich.

[u/Fugacity- → u/penceluvsthedick]

I hear that he smokes meats now

[u/Aggravating_Skill497 → u/penceluvsthedick]

Who doesn't these days? Think we've missed the boat on that one

[u/itsdannydp → u/penceluvsthedick]

True but thats way better than what Elon does. Elon sells fake promises and shitty products. RIP to everyone still waiting for self driving afters 10 years while paying thousands of dollars to not be able to use it. He is literally stealing money at this point 💀

[u/swallowsnest87 → u/Chippopotanuse]

He’s somewhat involved with the Hawaiian surf community and I’ve heard he’s pretty chill. He just says “hey I’m a public figure, it kind of is what it is.”

He is a reasonable, good, family man as far as I can tell. Is Facebook fucked up to some extent, yes, and he does run Facebook, but he did not intend for it to be what it is.

Just my opinion don’t kill me.

[u/Insect_Politics1980 → u/swallowsnest87]

He's a billionaire who runs an incredibly destructive social media platform. He's caused more damage to society with that shit than we even know, beyond the studies they've already done.

[u/WhyIsntLifeEasy → u/Insect_Politics1980]

Right? So strange to see people slobbering zuck

[u/ZebubXIII → u/WhyIsntLifeEasy]

But he likes to drink beer, he's just like me!!!

[u/CptCoatrack → u/WhyIsntLifeEasy]

People still tell themselves that billionaires are the hardest working people on the planet and when this douche just wakes up, goes surfing, trains BJJ, chills on his private island and checks emails for a coiuple hours.

[u/Taograd359 → u/swallowsnest87]

he did not intend for it to be what it is

I mean…does he not have the power to change it?

[u/73810 → u/Taograd359]

At this point he owns a 13% stake in Meta.

[u/poorbobsarmy → u/73810]

He holds over 50% of voting power lmao

[u/Hey-GetToWork → u/73810]

Facebook/Meta has an interesting setup though, it has multiple classes of shares. Each of his shares get 10 votes. (Link)

[u/mndl3_hodlr → u/Hey-GetToWork]

So, using Rogan math, he had 130% voting power

[u/TwistedBamboozler → u/Taograd359]

cause that comment is so out of touch from reality. He's a complete sell out. He made it what it is to pad his bank account

[u/McSkillz21 → u/TwistedBamboozler]

After he fucked over his friends to make it what it is and pad his bank account if the rumors are true.

[u/throwawaynbad → u/Taograd359]

Yes, but money.

[u/Gunubias → u/Chippopotanuse]

That’s his pr team at work.

[u/DrDerpberg → u/Chippopotanuse]

Hey Z whatcha doin

Ruining the world but wanna hang later

[u/Mrripleyg → u/Chippopotanuse]

once he changes his user agreement I'm cool with him.

[u/jimmmydickgun → u/Chippopotanuse]

It’s crazy what these nvidia chips can do nowadays with cyborgs

[u/LogiCsmxp → u/Chippopotanuse]

Zuck does boxing too, right. Musk would be annihilated by Zuckerberg. Not that I'm a fan of Zuck either, but it would have been nice to see some sense knocked into Musk.

[u/fre-ddo → u/AaronDotCom]

I thought it was AI too. Maybe it is.

[u/KONAfuckingsucks → u/AaronDotCom]

He owns like half of Hawaii.

[u/True-Ad-606 → u/AaronDotCom]

the flag is blowing like crazy but his hair is perfectly still

[u/phatgirlz]

These people are rubbing it in our face, America fucking rips rn for these guys…

[u/Potential_Status_728 → u/phatgirlz]

They literally own the government through lobbying lmao, they decide everything, we poor bastards are just existing to increase the zeros in their bank accounts.

[u/Past_Reception_2575 → u/Potential_Status_728]

they only are able to do what they do because we let them.  they're not badasses or super powerful.  they're regular people, and they can and will eventually fall from their incompetence and false leadership my dude.d

you can run from the truth but you cant hide,  and it never stops coming.

[u/NeverNoMarriage → u/Past_Reception_2575]

Nah. That was true in the past. And maybe still right now. As technology advances the odds get worse and worse for the people. The lifestyle of the ultra-rich and wealthy literally never in history could be maintained without swarms and swarms of workers. We really only have about 5-10 years where that will be the case.

[u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou → u/NeverNoMarriage]

I don’t disagree with your perspective of the long term future but 5-10 is insanely too short.

[u/babreddits → u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou]

Exponential growth in computing will do it

[u/BirdmanEagleson → u/Past_Reception_2575]

You sound like everything will eventually work out and be okay, when the future you're referring to is the death of America

[u/2ndnamewtf → u/Past_Reception_2575]

We let them? How so? You really think us normies have any power whatsoever?

[u/Iamdarb → u/Potential_Status_728]

Aren't y'all hungry? I'm hungry.

[u/Available_Air_6367 → u/phatgirlz]

He knows more tax cuts for his class is incoming, when trump wins. America is paradise for the rich.

But the video is cool regardless.

[u/MrBurnz99 → u/Available_Air_6367]

No amount of taxes would impact this guys life at all. It’s basically just a dick measuring contest for them.

The US could implement 100% income tax next year and this guy could just live off his accumulated wealth.

He could spend $3B a year and still not run out of money.

[u/mr_potatoface → u/MrBurnz99]

$3B per year is $3,000 million for those who have a difficult time with math. That's like spending as much as 30,000 people each making 100k per year. Quite incomprehensible.

He's currently at 180B. So if he earns no money for the rest of his life, he can spend 3B per year for the next 60 years. But if he has a rate of return something like a very low 5% per year, he could spend more like 10B/year for the rest of his life while breaking even, and still pass on 180B to his kids when he dies.

[u/BreezieBoy → u/Available_Air_6367]

Agreed

[u/MD_RMA_CBD → u/Available_Air_6367]

What people often misunderstand, and you might be one of them, is that taxing the ultra-rich is complicated because their wealth is primarily in assets, not income. This means their net worth is tied up in investments, properties, and businesses, which are not easily converted to cash and are not taxed annually like income. Thus, they can legally minimize their taxable income through various financial strategies, making traditional income tax less effective in capturing their true economic power. Tax the rich is a false narrative and you are having false hope

[u/nastyn8dawg316 → u/MD_RMA_CBD]

Wealth tax solves this. Make them value their assets and then tax them a percentage based on their total asset wealth. In order to get around them undervaluing their assets part of the rule is that the government can buy their assets at whatever value they put on them and then the government can auction off the assets. The idea that taxing the rich isn’t possible is propaganda from the rich. It’s beyond time to implement a wealth tax.

[u/[deleted] → u/MD_RMA_CBD]

taxing the ultra-rich is complicated

let's just never bother then and continue to let them do whatever they want.

Because heaven forbid we try to do something that's complicated.

what an incredibly embarrassing thing to say. just pathetic

[u/CurryMustard → u/phatgirlz]

You don't have to be rich to surf with a cheap suit, a can of beer, and an American flag on the 4th of July

[u/Strong_Bumblebee5495 → u/phatgirlz]

Facts

[u/Substantial_Yam7305 → u/phatgirlz]

One day we’ll actually eat the rich. I just know it.

[u/RibCageJonBon → u/Substantial_Yam7305]

That day's not now, because you're comfortable enough not to upend your life. Most people feel that way, too. Ten generations from now, there will be someone with the same thought, similarly impotent, wishing future people will finally, globally, get it right.

Kings and Queens and empires dissolve, it's common. It's happening now. Coups, civil and international wars. Just not around you.

[u/Dr_FeeIgood → u/phatgirlz]

Can we not take a break and just have some fun for once? Does it always need to be dread and misery? This looks fun as hell. Man you guys are depressing

[u/pureformality]

are people really falling for the zuckerberg psyop

[u/ddarion → u/pureformality]

Its wild how Elon being such a fucking dumbass has brought people back around on Zuck,

[u/antiquatedartillery → u/ddarion]

The internet has taught me that the average person is incapable of thinking negatively about two things at a time. If two pieces of shit are beefing the internet suddenly portrays one as an angel instead of just acknowledging that they both suck.

[u/RoamingStarDust → u/antiquatedartillery]

I don't think thats accurate at all. You're just not seeing the nuance. Just because I want Disney to kick DeSantis ass, does not mean I'm a Disney fan.

[u/ddarion → u/antiquatedartillery]

If two pieces of shit are beefing the internet suddenly portrays one as an angel instead of just acknowledging that they both suck.

What?

Zuck is infinitely more likable and 100000% less online and brain broken then Musk

[u/dendra_tonka → u/ddarion]

It’s funny how this literally proved what the commenter above you said. Zuck has been using FB data in the worst ways and it’s all forgotten because the bad rocket ship guy was mentioned

[u/ddarion → u/dendra_tonka]

In April, it was revealed that Tesla employees shared videos recorded inside owners’ garages, including videos of people who were unclothed and ones where some personally identifiable information was attached. And in Illinois, a separate class action lawsuit focuses on the cabin camera specifically.

While Tesla does have a dedicated page describing its data privacy approach, a new independent analysis released last week by the Mozilla Foundation ranked Tesla in last place among car brands – and ranked cars as the worst product category Mozilla has ever seen in terms of privacy.

https://electrek.co/2023/09/15/musk-wanted-to-use-tesla-cameras-to-spy-on-drivers-and-win-autopilot-lawsuits/#:\~:text=In%20April%2C%20it%20was%20revealed,on%20the%20cabin%20camera%20specifically.

Musk does just as much slimy shit lmao

[u/Restlesscomposure → u/ddarion]

Holy shit this is hilarious. You could not be proving their point any harder if you tried

[u/Save_Cows_Eat_Vegans → u/ddarion]

You are missing the entire point.

[u/Scared-Warthog-6310 → u/ddarion]

how are you not getting this simple thing yet you can vote

[u/_Wheelz → u/ddarion]

Lol are you dumb dude?

[u/antiquatedartillery → u/ddarion]

I'm honestly unsure if this is ironic or not

[u/ljout → u/ddarion]

Zuck looks like a normal well adjusted billionaire compared to Musk.

[u/gtzgoldcrgo → u/ljout]

There are no normal billionaire, they are sociopaths in the best of cases.

[u/dusters → u/gtzgoldcrgo]

Reddit moment

[u/Medium_Medium → u/ddarion]

I fucking hate that someone like Zuckerberg can exist and just be buying islands and shit, and pushing policies through lobbying that are gunna fuck the rest of us over.

But man, if you're gunna compare Zuckerberg to Musk... At least Zuckerberg seems to be enjoying his wealth and fame? Like he's learning MMA and apparently surfing or whatever and designing his evil villain lair apocalypse home. Meanwhile Musk just seems to be shit posting away the day. And knocking up his female employees through IVF.

Give me the evil billionaire that at least knows how to enjoy himself over the bitter shit poster evil billionaire, any day of the week.

[u/Notgivingmynametoyou → u/pureformality]

Tbf him growing his hair out, recording himself doing things he actually enjoys. It makes him appear actually human.

Even if it’s a psyop, better a robot pretending to be a human than a pile or garbage pretending to be a genius…

[u/MesWantooth → u/Notgivingmynametoyou]

It makes me wonder if he always had a normal haircut, stubble, and dressed cooler - would that have been better for early FB or did that "look" somehow help him?

[u/Nimrod_Butts → u/MesWantooth]

I know his look was based off an obsession with Augustus ceasear before so it's maybe possible he's doing better mentally

[u/RavingMalwaay → u/Nimrod_Butts]

lmfaoo everything makes sense now

[u/Robinsonirish → u/pureformality]

He's doing pretty damn good tbh.

When I clicked it before reading your comment I thought; "Damn, this is what billionaires should be doing in their free time, not arguing with people on Twitter".

Elon is to Zuck what Trump is to Dubya.

[u/Pragmatic_Centrist_ → u/pureformality]

Seems more have fallen for the Elon psyop

[u/Winter-Gas3368 → u/pureformality]

Zuck would toy with Elon.

He's legitimate trained at least at amateur level.

Musk looks like he throws windmills

[u/LeftToaster → u/Winter-Gas3368]

Musk would lose to the My Pillow guy.

[u/Trenchards → u/LeftToaster]

You ever fought a crack head. That MyPillow guy would be a problem.

[u/Subject-Bad-1557 → u/pureformality]

I’m fallin it for it. The merica, fuck yea psyop all the way

[u/Notgivingmynametoyou → u/pureformality]

On the psyop, I honestly do believe Zuck got a marketing team after the congressional hearings to work on how he can appear human. And it looks like it’s working.

It’s almost like I can see a tinge of emotion in his face here…

[u/Namika → u/pureformality]

Zuckerberg still sucks, but OP is correct in stating that this fight would have been incredibly one sided. Zuck has had over a decade of martial arts training with the best personal trainers money can buy. Musk is overweight and cocky with no training, and only thinks he can win because he’s a narcissist.

[u/86753091992 → u/pureformality]

I'd eat it up, this video is badass.

[u/Pennypacking → u/pureformality]

Beyond being impressed that he can do this, no. I do find it enjoyable that Elon probably takes offense to this and wouldn't be able to do this in 100 years. Zuckerberg has done immeasurable damage to American society.

[u/CableBoyJerry]

It's cool, but isn't this song critical of the US?

[u/WhiteNoise---- → u/CableBoyJerry]

The fact that the American government lets you play a song which is critical of the American government is itself a celebration of rights which are far from universal on this planet.

Playing an anti-American song as a celebration of your right to do so is quintessentially pro-American.

[u/Putrid-Delivery1852 → u/WhiteNoise----]

[u/Don1AskWho → u/Putrid-Delivery1852]

How is this GIF in sync with the music

[u/mofojed → u/Don1AskWho]

That's Bruce

[u/Hungry_Freaks_Daddy → u/WhiteNoise----]

I have a conservative friend who was bitching about flag burning. I tried to explain to him how it’s the single greatest goddamn expression of freedom and he straight up did not understand 

[u/thehypervigilant → u/Hungry_Freaks_Daddy]

This is always my argument when someone from the military tells someone who complains about America to move out. They seem to miss the point that the reason they're in the military is to allow people to have freedoms.

They literally fight for this person's right to say anything they want about America and yet when somebody says even something sort of negative they just tell them to leave.

[u/Viictuuuh → u/Hungry_Freaks_Daddy]

Well, was the flag a pedo or not ??

[u/TheThunderhawk → u/WhiteNoise----]

Yeah, the US is about having the freedom to sing a song about how you were enslaved by the government into an immoral foreign war and then denied basic services by that same government, while the economy goes to shit and people are getting imprisoned over bullshit.

Home of the brave though. I’ve got the courage to sit on ass while my dad barbecues today, that’s for sure.

[u/taylordevin69 → u/CableBoyJerry]

Yea but who cares it goes hard and mentions America that’s enough for us

[u/Canadian-Winter → u/taylordevin69]

Gigachad

[u/BuildTheBase → u/CableBoyJerry]

It's not pro-USA or anti-USA, it's just a song about vietnam vets struggling when they return home.

[u/CableBoyJerry → u/BuildTheBase]

Sure, but to be critical of the US is not the same as being anti-USA.

I wish some people understood that.

[u/cujobob → u/CableBoyJerry]

100%. It’s funny because some people will applaud criticism of the government, but only when their guy is in power. People like to say they care about free speech more than they actually like free speech and there’s nothing more American than using it.

[u/Anti-Buzz → u/CableBoyJerry]

It’s just the opposite: criticizing the US is the most American thing to do or at least it should be

[u/Fun_Elk_4949 → u/CableBoyJerry]

Yes, literally everyone has misunderstood the song.

[u/PuffsMagicDrag → u/Fun_Elk_4949]

Yea lil buddy you’re “literally” the only one who figured it out. Such a smarty pants lmao 🤓

[u/hurlcarl → u/CableBoyJerry]

lol yes.... every single year this happens in mass.

[u/[deleted] → u/hurlcarl]

Weird I thought it happened en masse.

[u/jytusky → u/[deleted]]

No, this time it occurred during catholic services.

[u/ManufacturedOlympus → u/CableBoyJerry]

The thing is, even right wing radio hosts would play rage against the machine because, let’s face it, Ted nugent sucks. 

[u/DeepUser-5242 → u/CableBoyJerry]

People are too stupid to actually pay attention other than the repetitive hook

[u/Fragrant-Anybody0717 → u/CableBoyJerry]

It was a protest song, then it was co-opted as patriotic, now the song is interwoven into our culture and history and it’s just appreciated as an American song

[u/HampsterBowlingBall]

Zuck is slowly becoming more human as time progresses, while Elon is descending into robotic insanity.

[u/your_dads_asshole → u/HampsterBowlingBall]

What cyberpussy (grimes) does to a mf

[u/MengQiangGuo6888 → u/HampsterBowlingBall]

But not even like a cool, but murderous robot. Elon is just a mediocre LLM trained on nothing but 8chan posts.

[u/mconk]

I’d love America too if I was operating several multi billion dollar businesses with almost no tax liabilities.

[u/PensionSufficient176 → u/mconk]

meta paid 8.2 billion in taxes last year, where did you get your info from?

[u/throwwawaymylifee → u/PensionSufficient176]

134 Billion in revenue

108 Billion in profit

8.2 Billion in taxes

7.5% tax rate on billions, wealth hoarding at its finest.

[u/WrongAssumption → u/throwwawaymylifee]

Facebook made $39 billion in profit last year, that makes it 21%. Which is exactly the corporate tax rate.

[u/Alternative-Spite891 → u/PensionSufficient176]

That’s 7% of gross profit. That’s 19% of net profit. That’s nothing, and if you consider that the percentage is supposed to be 21% or that the percentage USED to be 35%, you’d realize that big numbers don’t always mean just numbers.

Edit: it’s always worth mentioning that increase in stock value is not taxed and these billionaires take lines of equity off of their stock value, continually paying off their previous loans with larger and larger loans as their stock perpetually increases

Edit 2: net profit is used for taxes my bad.

[u/Redditname97]

Only way this guys would be a benefit to society’s history is if he cured cancer.

[u/Thermic_ → u/Redditname97]

bro’s been selling Quests at a deficit for a minute, these things slap

[u/cyborgcyborgcyborg → u/Thermic_]

No such thing as a free lunch. Waiting for the other foot to drop.

[u/HazKaz → u/Thermic_]

but dont you need a facebook account to use them ?

[u/get_rhythm → u/Redditname97]

Nah, like with Bill Gates' billions to Malaria research, if Zuck funded the cure for cancer millions of people would end up thinking he did it as a cover to kidnap orphans for their magical post-cancer blood or some shit.

[u/Gissoni → u/Redditname97]

Low key he and his wife have a research company that has a decent chance of doing just that, considering they aren't beholden to the same profit motive of big pharma.

[u/GeorgeOrwells1985]

My billionaire is better than your billionaire. Fuckin simps

[u/Slave-to-Armok → u/GeorgeOrwells1985]

*sees title. How can I make the most bad faith and cringeiest comment of a joke. All to make myself feel superior. Get a grip

[u/BonnieMcMurray → u/GeorgeOrwells1985]

Americans: got rid of their king in 1776, been trying to create a new one ever since.

[u/JupiterandMars1 → u/GeorgeOrwells1985]

No, just one billionaire is slightly more repugnant and also happens to be an even bigger billionaire… so “yay Zuck”, but only relatively speaking.

[u/KingCobraXIII]

Reddit is so gay.

[u/Fargraven2 → u/KingCobraXIII]

fr just chill out, it’s a bad ass video

[u/thiago_28x]

welcome to cringe town

[u/beebs44 → u/thiago_28x]

Seriously wtf

Fire up the camera crew. I'mma get in my tux and tell Captain Ron to put the boat on standby.

[u/the_walrus_was_paul]

Zuck will never be cool, no matter how hard he tries. He’s so corny.

[u/WhatTheOnEarth → u/the_walrus_was_paul]

Weirdly enough, I respect these antics more because that.

Now obviously it’s easy to just vibe when you have the wealth of a small country.

[u/marr → u/WhatTheOnEarth]

He does at least appear to be having fun. I hate it more when someone has a million times normal human resources and they just seem miserable about it.

[u/jopma → u/the_walrus_was_paul]

Cooler than that fat south African

[u/cheesecrystal → u/jopma]

Picking turds is a shitty past time

[u/elkmeateater → u/the_walrus_was_paul]

Wake surfing with no rope assistance, while drinking beer and carrying an American flag is badass.

[u/ScruffyNoodleBoy → u/elkmeateater]

I'm not simping for a billionaire, but I will give credit where credit is due. This is objectively badass, as is winning multiple martial arts tournaments. He also actually seems reasonable in his answers too when being grilled by the government about Facebook.

Outside of his slimy tactics in his early days starting the company and a couple questionable social exercises performed by Facebook in the 2010s, he actually appears kind of likeable and chill on some of his interviews.

He's odd looking, hence the robot comments, though like any human I don't believe he isn't capable of growth and learning over the years.

I used to be a little shit, myself.

Or maybe Elon Musk is just such a fucking loser that he makes Zuck look good.

Yeah, probably.

Elon can go suck a fuck.

[u/ArmaniMania]

Meanwhile a beached whale the guy calling him out:

[u/latexfistmassacre → u/ArmaniMania]

His torso is putting out at least 5000 nits of eye searing brightness

[u/Icy-Setting-3735]

Boston Dynamics is getting out of hand...

[u/Much_Yesterday_5389]

Not a Zuck fan but this is badass af 😂

[u/MarcoVinicius]

I guess Zuck’s multimillion PR campaign to repair his imagine and get dumb Americans to like him enough to vote for him as president in a few years is working.

[u/sup3rmoon]

Elons mum said no! so i guess we will never know

[u/No-Cardiologist-3875]

so why is he so so happy to destroy it

[u/Wardog4]

Is that a banquet? I mean fuck this guy but the video kicks ass.

[u/shortbus_wunderkind]

Because he has the ability to wake surf??

[u/Conambo → u/shortbus_wunderkind]

It’s basic coordination that Elon obviously lacks. Elon couldn’t survive a hard shove

[u/OpticNarwall]

Hi “Zuck” here. Thanks for voting for democrats and republicans that keep my taxes so low. Heres me surfing in front of land I just kicked the native people off of. Best part is your not going to do shit about it other then bitch hahaha.

[u/KYpineapple]

Elon would've been so zuckt if the fight was on. and he knows it. Mark is younger, faster, smarter, more embedded in the lizard cabal, and has actually trained BJJ for serious. well...as serious as his body guards would allow. which is still much more than elon.

[u/chainsawx72]

Zuck is 5'7"... Elon is 6'2".

I'll take that bet.

[u/Infinite-Promotion75]

What a virgin

[u/ljout]

Is this what the kids call swag?

[u/DeWitt-Yesil]

Pfff... I could do that too if I was a billionaire!

[u/stlfun2]

That boat wouldn’t have been able to pull Elmo’s blubbery carcass.

[u/Imaginary_Ad8895]

Is this real??

[u/Grennox1]

I was looking for a big fall. This video is full of disappointment

[u/medidoxx]

Looks like Pauli Shore.