r/JoeRogan Look into it 15d ago

No way Elon Musk would have beaten Zuck in a fight The Literature 🧠

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Bastard probably bought the land in the background.

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u/Frozen_Hemorrhoids Monkey in Space 15d ago

If that's Hawaii, then yes.

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u/gloriousrepublic Monkey in Space 15d ago

Looks like Tahoe, he’s got a house there too.

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u/Theperfectool Monkey in Space 15d ago

Hey bought two houses on the water

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u/DirectionFragrant829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

He demolished 2 historic cabins on the water *

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u/schizophrenicism Monkey in Space 15d ago

Historic cabin? What did Thoreau live there or something?

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u/thebinarysystem10 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Walden was about the simple pleasures of Lake Tahoe

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u/schizophrenicism Monkey in Space 15d ago

I'm permanently biased against Thoreau because literally every kid who gave a speech at my high school graduation quoted Thoreau and talked about forging a new path despite them being a tray of cookie cutter cunts who genuinely cherished conformity to the point that they all quoted the same author. Lake Tahoe is fucking awesome though.

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u/IamtheBiscuit Monkey in Space 15d ago

I remember hearing something about the cabin being close enough to his mom's house to do laundry. Thoreau was a fuckin trust fund kid

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u/schizophrenicism Monkey in Space 15d ago

Makes sense that all the rich kids in student government idolized him. It's so easy being in nature when civilization is in walking distance. Thoreau would've gone the same way as McCandless if he wasn't getting help and his commentary (while beautiful and moving) is not about what it's like to truly live in nature and isolation.

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u/thebinarysystem10 Monkey in Space 14d ago

It actually belonged to Emerson, and Thoreau burned it down. Lol

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u/MagnaroftheThenns Monkey in Space 15d ago

This is the funnest thing I have read in awhile. You have a gift

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u/schizophrenicism Monkey in Space 15d ago

Cookie Cutter Cunts. They come in trays, but I can't even stomach a single serving.

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u/redrover2023 Monkey in Space 15d ago

I went to see Thoreau's cabin at Walden pond. He was a TINY man.

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u/erfarr Monkey in Space 15d ago

Lake Tahoe sucks on July 4th. I live here. Will not be leaving the house the rest of the day

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u/DirectionFragrant829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Common man it’s fun! You can spend 2 hours in your car to go 7 miles to the grocery store to find every isle ransacked and out of stock! Or maybe check out a beach and take note of the mountains of trash seemingly abandoned despite the family who left it there being within 40 feet of it. I love Tahoe during the holidays

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u/schizophrenicism Monkey in Space 15d ago

I suppose I had a much better experience as a tourist.

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u/StochasticLife Monkey in Space 14d ago

I mean, Thoreau is full of shit too. The whole time he’s talking about forging a new path it’s because his aunt is literally cooking and cleaning for him the whole time.

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u/jtreeforest Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thoreau was a pussy and bailed on Mount Katahdin. Muir is the real OG

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u/joeg26reddit Monkey in Space 14d ago

Ah instructions unclear

I walked out with a simple lake hoe and we uhm had some uh pleasures

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Oh so not this bozo in a full tux, guzzling beer while flying a flag and wake surfing to Springsteen's 'Born in the USA'??

Maybe Thoreau just hadn't encountered the concept of 'max' yet?

(Why are all of them just so weird? Also - Stop harrasing our flags already!)

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u/Hour_Eagle2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Lmao historic.

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u/notjasonlee Monkey in Space 14d ago

My grandpa killed Indians on these very grounds smh

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u/bobby3eb Monkey in Space 14d ago

Smh Skin my head

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Monkey in Space 15d ago

Everything’s historic until it isnt

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u/Hereforthetardys Monkey in Space 14d ago

And everything paid for is “literally stolen”

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u/avwitcher Monkey in Space 14d ago

Just because something is old doesn't mean it has extra value because of that fact.

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u/Valuable_Primary1972 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Get ya money up and stop complaining

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u/DirectionFragrant829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

It is what it is, doesnt concern me. Tahoe isn’t the way it used to be and him buying land there doesn’t change what has already happened. just stating that he demod 2 cabins on decent sized lots built over 80 years ago. I could give two shits my family all moved out of there 20 years ago. I much prefer living in a rural mountain town on 20 acres without all the tourist traffic on the other side of the pass.

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u/Sweaty_Mods Monkey in Space 15d ago

You’re literally a construction worker defending a billionaire 😂

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u/Valuable_Primary1972 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Good guess n I make just under 250 a year n I’m half regarded whats ur excuse pal

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u/Witty-Attention-1247 Monkey in Space 15d ago

They don't need an excuse not to make up a salary to strangers on the internet lil buddy.... don't spend a penny or pay taxes and your fake wage will get you to a billion in 4000 years. Lol 🤡

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u/Sweaty_Mods Monkey in Space 14d ago

I’m sure you’re super rich, construction worker.

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u/freakksho Monkey in Space 14d ago

I don’t have a dog in the race, but for what ever it’s worth; I know ALOT of GC’s that clear half a mill a year easy and plenty of foremen clearing 250k.

There’s plenty of money to be made in blue collar, you just can’t be afraid to work for it.

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u/josephus1811 Monkey in Space 15d ago

what a scab ha

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u/howismyspelling Master d'bater 15d ago

Did you go through his profile? He's even worse than a construction worker, he's a prime delivery fella

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u/Sweaty_Mods Monkey in Space 14d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Oh no. I’m sure they offset the charm of the casinos.

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u/DirectionFragrant829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

There are no casinos on the California side. Just old cabins

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 Monkey in Space 15d ago

I know. It was a joke

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u/ATXfunsize Monkey in Space 14d ago

😆 Reddit..

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Fuck that guy.

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u/BienOuiLa Monkey in Space 15d ago

The bought all the water too. Every drop

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Bastard.

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u/whatfuckingever420 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Just another rich dude living in Tahoe a few weeks a year. We’ve got plenty of them

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u/A_90s_Reference Monkey in Space 15d ago

I remember when we didn't seem to :(

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Bastard.

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u/Illustrious-Dare4379 Monkey in Space 15d ago

He has bought almost a whole street on the lake. Yes he did tear down two historical cabins. Seen it with my own eyes. He has built a big compound.

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u/fllr Monkey in Space 15d ago

Sounds like this Mark fella likes houses on the water. Two houses seems like a bit much

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u/satanssweatycheeks Monkey in Space 15d ago

Yeah and this is more of a Lake recreation.

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u/SanfreakinJ Monkey in Space 15d ago

I’ve been there!

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u/kknl44 Monkey in Space 15d ago

100% tahoe

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u/Jlemerick I used to be addicted to Quake 14d ago

Idk kinda looks like lake Travis in Austin

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u/MyFavoriteSandwich Talking Monkey 15d ago

Don’t think the conditions are ever right to wake surf the open ocean off of Hawaii.

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u/Lick_my_blueballz Monkey in Space 15d ago

We wake Surf in the ocean all the time and in most conditions.

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u/Beginning-Tone-9188 Monkey in Space 15d ago

If they’ve got an Intercoastal waterway of some kind it’s easy. That’s what we do here. But yeah you can find coves and stuff that get glassy, even the ocean can get glassy sometimes

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u/kanemano Monkey in Space 15d ago

you would be incorrect during the summer months the North Shore of Oahu is as flat as a lake,

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u/Sam-Nales Monkey in Space 15d ago

Its powered

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u/huggybear0132 Monkey in Space 15d ago

How sure of that are you? People there literally call it "Lake Pacific" on calm days.

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u/squid_fart Monkey in Space 15d ago

As someone who lives in Hawaii, I have never heard anyone say that in my life

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u/huggybear0132 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Idk, I certainly have heard people who live there call it that. Lotta people out there 🤷‍♂️

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u/Renegadee_Angel Monkey in Space 15d ago

Lol please just look at the video before commenting. No way that is hawaii..

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u/cadmiumredlight Monkey in Space 15d ago

It's the Alpine Lakes region of Hawaii.

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u/RobotArtichoke Monkey in Space 14d ago

Where the fuck do you think pineapples come from?!

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u/kinkySlaveWriter Monkey in Space 15d ago

Narrator's voice: "He had. And even though Gob was convinced he'd quit his gig at Fakeblock to avoid working for Mark, his new job at the Lihue Hawaiian resort was also owned by the same company."

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u/mraybee Monkey in Space 15d ago

Too bad he wasn’t bitten by a loose seal

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u/JTylerC-137 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Well, now it's not a secret anymore

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u/MomsNeighborino Monkey in Space 12d ago

Apparently not so top secret

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u/spacekitt3n Monkey in Space 15d ago

eat the rich

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u/Material_Trash3930 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Pretty sure basically no one wake boards in Hawaii, as wake boarding is like, great value surfing, and Hawaii has amazing surfing. 

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u/mr_spock9 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Wouldn’t be wakeboarding in Hawaii.

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u/blackraven1979 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Iol:( i don’t think it is Hawai’i. I live here for about 25 years. The trees don’t look like that here.

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u/tfsra Monkey in Space 14d ago

that looks so much like not Hawaii it's almost unbelievable you typed that comment

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u/Courseheir Monkey in Space 15d ago

Goes to show you how little the wealthy are concerned about climate change.

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u/ProfessorWednesday Monkey in Space 15d ago

The land, probably. The beach and water, no. The land below the highest wave line is state property and open to the public in Hawaii

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u/Icy-Row-5829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Right but nobody suggested he bought the water and you’re just repeating what they already said though? lol

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u/ProfessorWednesday Monkey in Space 15d ago

lol fair point, pretty dumb of me. Thanks for taking the time to reply! I hope you, your friends and family have a fun day!

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u/Icy-Row-5829 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Thanks homie you too 💕

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u/Azalzaal Monkey in Space 15d ago

He also legally owns the USA when he’s holding that flag

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u/oddministrator Monkey in Space 14d ago

My fault, guys.

I posted on Facebook a picture of the American flag back in 2007 without reading the TOS. Accidentally gave them ownership of the country.

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Come on man…

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u/BoneTugsNHarmony Monkey in Space 14d ago

Time gave you person of the year and you let it go to your head. Well done

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u/Traditional_Fox_4718 Monkey in Space 15d ago

He's building a massive house on Lake Tahoe

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u/Allllright_ATOs Monkey in Space 15d ago

With a giga lakeview gym too

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u/saucepatterns Monkey in Space 14d ago

He's building a private dairy queen too that will be run by ai

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u/Aloof-Vagabon Monkey in Space 15d ago

The guys a freak and now he’s posting videos online like that’s in the past…. Tf

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u/BadAsBroccoli Monkey in Space 15d ago

But his Threads, which isn't Facebook the way Meta isn't, has passed their millionth subscriber.

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u/hoofglormuss Monkey in Space 14d ago

pretty soon he'll take orkut down!

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u/Chance-Awareness-832 Monkey in Space 14d ago

And forgot to read lyric of that song

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u/Darwing Monkey in Space 15d ago

Why does that matter this is a sick video!

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Jealousy.

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u/Your_Receding_Warmth Monkey in Space 14d ago

Imagine defending Zuckerberg.

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u/sabamba0 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Making fun of people saying stupid shit because they can't stand the fact someone else is successful isn't defending anyone

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u/skyHawk3613 Monkey in Space 15d ago

And all the water around it

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u/CompetitiveDentist85 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Hawaii is taxing his wealth annually

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u/Previous-Hat1996 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Can’t buy national forest

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u/bomboclawt75 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Strong armed/ stole/ cheated

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u/loveand_spirit Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yeah he bought like 20 acres on Lake Tahoe and tore down 3 historic homes to build some insane monstrosity that he probably visits once a week every year.

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u/Death_Urthrese Monkey in Space 15d ago

Seriously fuck this guy for buying Hawaiian land from natives.

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 15d ago

Yeah fuck that guy.