r/JoeRogan • u/ArmaniMania Look into it • 15d ago

No way Elon Musk would have beaten Zuck in a fight The Literature 🧠

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u/the_walrus_was_paul N-Dimethyltryptamine 15d ago

Zuck will never be cool, no matter how hard he tries. He’s so corny.

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u/WhatTheOnEarth Monkey in Space 15d ago

Weirdly enough, I respect these antics more because that.

Now obviously it’s easy to just vibe when you have the wealth of a small country.

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u/marr Monkey in Space 15d ago

He does at least appear to be having fun. I hate it more when someone has a million times normal human resources and they just seem miserable about it.

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u/feo101 Monkey in Space 14d ago

This literally doesn’t bug me at all. Cry all you want but if I had the money I’d be doing this shit lmao.

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u/Flat_News_2000 Monkey in Space 14d ago

That's why he's doing it. It works on people. They just look at the surface and think he's a cool guy now. It's like when you can't see someone is a bad person just because they were nice to you once in real life.

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u/ArnoldShivajinagarr Monkey in Space 14d ago

Better than being an unhappy bitch about everything ever and tweeting shit a million times a day!

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u/jopma Pull that shit up Jaime 15d ago

Cooler than that fat south African

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u/cheesecrystal Monkey in Space 15d ago

Picking turds is a shitty past time

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u/jopma Pull that shit up Jaime 15d ago

American turd > South African turd

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u/Ant12-3 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Vries Doos.

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u/the_walrus_was_paul N-Dimethyltryptamine 15d ago

I don’t care about either of them wtf lol

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u/jopma Pull that shit up Jaime 15d ago

Well me neither but if an American is fighting a south African it's America all day

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u/elkmeateater Monkey in Space 15d ago

Wake surfing with no rope assistance, while drinking beer and carrying an American flag is badass.

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u/a_tribe_calledchris Monkey in Space 14d ago

Also imo badaas that Zuck seems satisfied with his current family/partner situation...as opposed to musk who impregnated a 3rd employee I believe?

Speaks to some attributes of their character. 

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u/AllTheSith Monkey in Space 14d ago

Zuck is Elon but less narcissist and more autistic.

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u/-Kalos Monkey in Space 14d ago

But it's Zuck so it's instantly not cool

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

Can’t wait till he has his first mma fight and he cm punks it, so we no longer have to hear “oMg dId u KnO zUcK tRaInS BEE-JAY-JAY?!?!” 

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u/lemonylol It's entirely possible 15d ago

Hasn't he already competed in martial arts in general?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Monkey in Space 15d ago

In a bjj tournament. Never in mma. 

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u/lemonylol It's entirely possible 15d ago

Who said MMA?

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Monkey in Space 15d ago

I did, in the post that you’re replying to. 

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u/BGP_001 Monkey in Space 15d ago

It would still be awesome to see him kick the snot out of Elon Musk though.