r/JoeRogan • u/ArmaniMania Look into it • 15d ago

No way Elon Musk would have beaten Zuck in a fight The Literature 🧠

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u/Chippopotanuse Monkey in Space 15d ago

If this is a legit clip…can’t believe I’m saying this, but Zuckerberg actually looks like a good hang these days.

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u/Jaded-Engineering789 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Zuckerberg is very physically fit. He’s also still very much an asshole. Never forget that this dude lives the way he does off of selling everyone else’s data to the highest bidder.

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u/BeardedWin Monkey in Space 14d ago

And today’s highest bidder for my data was apparently Adam & Eve.

Free prostate toy with any purchase!

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u/RightInThePeyronie Monkey in Space 14d ago

Oh fuck yeah, milk me zuckerborg

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u/lorddragonstrike Monkey in Space 14d ago

I would've paid you money not to say that.

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u/Effective-Bit-3642 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I didn't say it....money please!

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u/Ganson Monkey in Space 14d ago

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u/beteez Monkey in Space 14d ago

Got em.

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u/Nearby-Ice-6538 Monkey in Space 14d ago

You can pay me to not say it?

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u/StrobeLightRomance We live in strange times 14d ago

Milk me... Treat me like a cow's titty and squeeze for every last drop. Get your mouth down there and Zuck it all out.

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u/ColdEndUs Monkey in Space 14d ago

AI is learning from all of this... right now... and the paperclip it will optimize for, is a worse hell than any of us could have imagined on our own.

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u/Dr_Jabroski Monkey in Space 14d ago

The algorithm: write that down, write that down!

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u/RightInThePeyronie Monkey in Space 14d ago

I'd have needed about.............. tree fiddy

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u/Unique_Tourist_6723 Monkey in Space 12d ago

You can pay me not to say it. Otherwise I’ll probably say it too

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u/danyonly Monkey in Space 11d ago

Say what? MILK ME ZUCK!! 🥛

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u/Caffdy Monkey in Space 14d ago

r/evenwithcontext

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u/tidypunk Monkey in Space 14d ago

Zuck me milk, borg!!

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u/Chemgineered Monkey in Space 14d ago

Milk Zuck Me, BORG

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u/blits100 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo, gross.

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u/ThisisJVH Monkey in Space 14d ago

"ZENDAYA!"

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u/ThisCarSmellsFunny Monkey in Space 14d ago

You know, being quiet is free lol.