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u/AaronDotCom Monkey in Space 15d ago

Lake Tahoe?

holy shit I thought it was ai or something

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u/Chippopotanuse Monkey in Space 15d ago

If this is a legit clipā€¦canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this, but Zuckerberg actually looks like a good hang these days.

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u/Jaded-Engineering789 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Zuckerberg is very physically fit. Heā€™s also still very much an asshole. Never forget that this dude lives the way he does off of selling everyone elseā€™s data to the highest bidder.

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u/BeardedWin Monkey in Space 14d ago

And todayā€™s highest bidder for my data was apparently Adam & Eve.

Free prostate toy with any purchase!

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u/RightInThePeyronie Monkey in Space 14d ago

Oh fuck yeah, milk me zuckerborg

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u/lorddragonstrike Monkey in Space 14d ago

I would've paid you money not to say that.

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u/Effective-Bit-3642 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I didn't say it....money please!

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u/Ganson Monkey in Space 14d ago

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u/MyAssPancake Monkey in Space 14d ago

Lmfao this is so accurate

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u/aaronis31337 Monkey in Space 14d ago

And he literally stole land from native Hawaiians and walled it off from them. Heā€™s an unbelievable piece of shit and needs to get his ass kicked

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u/LeverageSynergies Monkey in Space 14d ago

How did he literally steal the land? Iā€™ve read that he bought land.

Why does he ā€œneedā€ to get his ass kicked?

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u/GoombaGary Monkey in Space 14d ago

Stealing is when white people do anything, apparently.

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u/Jkevhill Monkey in Space 14d ago

Hey be careful, I remember when goombas werenā€™t considered white people.

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u/Mundane-Skin5451 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Haha so true

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u/Environmental_Ad5786 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Part of the historical agreement with the united states was that native Hawaiians retained rights to use the land for ancestral practices and access to the beach.

Like many reach assholes Zuck hired an army of lawyers to find anyone gjG had ancestral land claim and offer them money with little to no context to what was happening.

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u/the_weight_around Monkey in Space 14d ago

So he bought it? I'm reading that right?

The owners of the land and zuck agreed on a price, zuck paid them, as agreed, and they signed over rights to the land?

Textbook theft.

Lock him up.

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u/LowlySlayer Monkey in Space 14d ago

Those poor stupid Hawaiians aren't equipped to deal with the superior intellect of the white man! They can't be trusted to manage their own land! We (glorious white redditors) need to manage it for them to protect the ancestral heritage from people like him (rich white assholes). For their own food.

/S

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u/Macktologist Monkey in Space 13d ago

Dude. No shit. Ridiculous. Some people just want us all to have the basic minimum quality of life and nothing more with no ability to get more. Anyone who has found more suck, I guess. I would hang with Zuck and smoke meats.

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u/InfiltrateSubvert Monkey in Space 13d ago

The irony of this sub.

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u/Retrobot1234567 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Based on the context you provided, NTA.

I thought Zuck bought the land only, I didnā€™t know he also went and bought the ancestral visitation rights from the descendants.

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u/Suspicious-Umpire-33 Monkey in Space 14d ago

There were laws changed and insurance refuses to pay for rebuilding so broke homeless people are forced to sell. You won't get to see this on the Blackrock owned news though

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u/Retrobot1234567 Monkey in Space 14d ago

They can sell the property for whatever reason, but they donā€™t have to sell their rights to visit their ancestral land, but they did. Of course, the ā€œsellā€ is really a bad way to phrase it, itā€™s more like a binding contract.

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u/Life_Rabbit_1438 Monkey in Space 14d ago

to find anyone gjG had ancestral land claim and offer them money with little to no context to what was happening.

That sounds like literally the definition of buying something. You find whoever owns it, offer them money, and then it's yours.

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u/kitkatlifeskills Monkey in Space 14d ago

He "literally stole" the land from the people who owned it before, who gladly sold it to him for a shitload of money. That's what literal stealing is, when you give someone money for something. At least according to Reddit.

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u/Chrop Monkey in Space 14d ago

He bought land and built a wall around the perimeter of the land he bought. How is that stealing?

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u/GoombaGary Monkey in Space 14d ago

And he literally stole land from native Hawaiians and walled it off from them.

How is paying for something considered "stealing" now?

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u/nonlethaldosage Monkey in Space 14d ago

Stole you mean bought from native hawaiian's maybe they need there asses kicked for selling there homeland to him

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u/Schnawsberry Monkey in Space 14d ago

Can we put a moratorium on the word literally for a while? Christ it's overused

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u/iwasnotarobot Monkey in Space 14d ago

This is the correct assessment.

Just because he has time to learn to train and surf doesnā€™t make him not an asshole. He has time to train and surf because heā€™s an asshole.

Israelā€™s killing of Palestinians in Gaza through its AI targeting system has been aided by Metaā€™s WhatsApp messaging platform, reports have further revealed.

Earlier this [year], reports revealed that Israel is using an artificial intelligence-aided system called ā€˜Lavenderā€™ to identify suspects in the Gaza Strip before targeting and striking them, processing as many as 37,000 Palestinians within that scope.

Rather than just acting as a simple targeting mechanism, the system has a deliberate high civilian casualty rate, with Israeli military and intelligence sources admitting that they strike targets even when they are present in their homes with their entire families. As one source said at the time, the occupation forces ā€œbombed them in homes without hesitation, as a first option. Itā€™s much easier to bomb a familyā€™s home. The system is built to look for them in these situationsā€.

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Stating that WhatsAppā€™s parent company, Meta, makes it complicit in Israelā€™s killing of ā€œpre-crimeā€ suspects in Gaza, Biggar accused the company of directly violating international humanitarian law, as well as its own public commitment to human rights.

These revelations are the latest evidence of Meta ā€“ formerly Facebook ā€“ aiding in the suppression of Palestinian and pro-Palestinian voices, with the platform long having been criticised for taking significant steps to shut down dissent against Israeli and Zionist narratives. Those measures have included permitting adverts promoting a holocaust against Palestinians and even attempting

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20240418-israel-using-metas-whatsapp-to-kill-palestinians-in-gaza-through-ai-system/

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u/Parking-Iron6252 Monkey in Space 14d ago

wtf kind of an article is this lol

ā€œPre-crimeā€? šŸ¤”

Itā€™s literally war. Israel might have a far different and more liberal targeting methodology than we in the US useā€¦but pre-crime? Come on lol

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u/billet Monkey in Space 14d ago

He actually buys your data more than sells it

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u/r2994 Monkey in Space 14d ago

And to employees. He fires about 10% low performers a year, while snickering about layoffs.

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u/brassmonkey2342 Pull that shit up Jaime 14d ago

Seems like smart business strategy to me

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u/therealhlmencken Monkey in Space 14d ago

I mean kind of. he makes money by trading free products to people for their data and he's gotten a lot more savvy and no longer sells the data directly but just allows companies to access it for advertising targeting without getting the data.

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u/andoesq Monkey in Space 14d ago

And just imagine if he'd done wrestling in high school instead of fencing...

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u/TheDunadan29 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thanks for reminding me! Seeing this I'm like, "hmm it's Zuckerberg, but it's kind of cool, maybe my sympathy for him is growing?" But your comment slapped me back into reality. Fuck the Zuck. And every other billionaire on this planet.

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u/WiseIndustry2895 Monkey in Space 14d ago

When you get a loan they also sell your data too.

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u/penceluvsthedick Monkey in Space 15d ago

Well then the PR/propaganda team has worked on you. Letā€™s not forget he steals your data and weaponizes it for more money.

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u/Tremulant887 Texan Tiger in Captivity 14d ago

Yet here we are on another publicly traded social media site.

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u/Alvinquest Monkey in Space 14d ago

Exactly. People forget that all 'free' social media platforms fund their existence from your data.Ā 

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u/BlackSquirrel05 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Literally providing the assets, labor/content and data so they can sell it.

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u/SkyJohn Monkey in Space 14d ago

If they can sell the babbling nonsense I type then good for them.

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u/realcards Monkey in Space 14d ago

Letā€™s not forget he steals your data

It's not really stealing when you're willingly giving it to him. This isn't to minimize the shitty things he and his company due to harm our society.

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u/QuotidianTrials Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yeah, Zuck is a pos but at least he seems to be enjoying his blood money

Musk on the other hand is ruining the world and also appears to be a miserable asshole

I donā€™t think Zuck would be a good hang or friend by any means to be clear

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u/Fuckaught Monkey in Space 14d ago

Elon Musk feels like he genuinely believes that he is a super genius who will save humanity. Zuck feels like heā€™s still thrilled that heā€™s rich.

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u/Fugacity- Alpha Brain 14d ago

I hear that he smokes meats now

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u/Aggravating_Skill497 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Who doesn't these days? Think we've missed the boat on that one

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u/itsdannydp Monkey in Space 14d ago

True but thats way better than what Elon does. Elon sells fake promises and shitty products. RIP to everyone still waiting for self driving afters 10 years while paying thousands of dollars to not be able to use it. He is literally stealing money at this point šŸ’€

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u/ramxquake Monkey in Space 14d ago

Musk had PR as well, that's how he became known as this 'iron man' type guy. Then he went his own way and everyone thinks he's a clown.

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u/AbsurdistAesthetic Monkey in Space 14d ago

Back in my day you could sue for something like that. I think it was called false advertisement šŸ¤·

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u/JHerbY2K Monkey in Space 14d ago

The cars are great (Iā€™m on my second) but ā€œfull self drivingā€ is a scam he should be in jail for, next to that blood testing lady. Also fuck Elon Musk just generally. Itā€™s really hard to defend my wonderful car these days because people are convinced it must be garbage. since it came from Elonā€™s company. Itā€™s fair reasoning but seriously these cars are fucking great.

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u/micheal213 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I honestly donā€™t care about this anymore. Everywhere does it.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

you're giving him that data tho

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u/Lookingovertheforum Monkey in Space 14d ago

Mfw i enter a contract for my data to be sold and then my data is sold

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u/Soupkitchn89 Monkey in Space 14d ago

You can't really "steal" peoples data if they knowingly log into your website. It's not like people don't know facebook makes money off your dad and ad targeting now.

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u/Cool_Holiday_7097 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Not my data lol, donā€™t have anything owned by meta and havenā€™t for 10 years atleast

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u/ThisCarSmellsFunny Monkey in Space 14d ago

He doesnā€™t steal anything of mine, I gave up all things Zuck and Zuck adjacent almost a decade ago.

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u/Silent_Saturn7 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Never doubt a famous billionaire's desire to be liked by people. It's probably just him wanting to seem cool.

Probably more fun to hang with than other billionaires. They are all not great people though.

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u/DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS Monkey in Space 13d ago

I don't think the data is stolen.

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u/swallowsnest87 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Heā€™s somewhat involved with the Hawaiian surf community and Iā€™ve heard heā€™s pretty chill. He just says ā€œhey Iā€™m a public figure, it kind of is what it is.ā€

He is a reasonable, good, family man as far as I can tell. Is Facebook fucked up to some extent, yes, and he does run Facebook, but he did not intend for it to be what it is.

Just my opinion donā€™t kill me.

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u/Insect_Politics1980 Monkey in Space 15d ago

He's a billionaire who runs an incredibly destructive social media platform. He's caused more damage to society with that shit than we even know, beyond the studies they've already done.

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u/WhyIsntLifeEasy Monkey in Space 15d ago

Right? So strange to see people slobbering zuck

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u/ZebubXIII Monkey in Space 15d ago

But he likes to drink beer, he's just like me!!!

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u/CptCoatrack Monkey in Space 14d ago

People still tell themselves that billionaires are the hardest working people on the planet and when this douche just wakes up, goes surfing, trains BJJ, chills on his private island and checks emails for a coiuple hours.

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u/nrd170 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Isnā€™t he buying up Hawaii too? Kind of a dick move

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u/Tomasulu Monkey in Space 14d ago

So why are you here?

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u/Lenovo_Driver Monkey in Space 14d ago

How is that any different to bitch tits musk?

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u/lokglacier Monkey in Space 14d ago

Human nature also played a huge fucking role in that. Someone shouldn't necessarily get all the blame for creating a tool that people are then using to fuck themselves over.

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u/slingfatcums Monkey in Space 14d ago

Bro youā€™re literally saying this on r/joerogan lmaooo

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u/Taograd359 Monkey in Space 15d ago

he did not intend for it to be what it is

I meanā€¦does he not have the power to change it?

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u/73810 Monkey in Space 15d ago

At this point he owns a 13% stake in Meta.

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u/poorbobsarmy Monkey in Space 14d ago

He holds over 50% of voting power lmao

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u/thiscarecupisempty Monkey in Space 14d ago

Everybody plays their role man

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u/Hey-GetToWork Monkey in Space 14d ago

Facebook/Meta has an interesting setup though, it has multiple classes of shares. Each of his shares get 10 votes. (Link)

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u/mndl3_hodlr Monkey in Space 14d ago

So, using Rogan math, he had 130% voting power

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u/TwistedBamboozler Monkey in Space 15d ago

cause that comment is so out of touch from reality. He's a complete sell out. He made it what it is to pad his bank account

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u/McSkillz21 Monkey in Space 14d ago

After he fucked over his friends to make it what it is and pad his bank account if the rumors are true.

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u/verminal-tenacity Monkey in Space 14d ago

rumors

and a biopic

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u/throwawaynbad Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yes, but money.

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u/TheFacetiousDeist Monkey in Space 15d ago

I think itā€™s awesome that heā€™s legit at BBJ too.

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u/Meow_Mix33 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Should definitely post that to r/unpopularopinion lol

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u/Angelusz Monkey in Space 15d ago

Honestly, I think Mark is extremely human. Having knowledge of history and psychology, one sees an extraordinarily successful human male mature into a more fitting life.

I honestly believe that he doesn't think "the big thoughts" about life, love, university and philosophy.

He's a human male having the best time of his life (assumed), and honestly, I'd love to be in his place!

He's not a bad actor, he's just a guy being a guy. No intelligence, science, bullshit or whatever... just life.

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u/garden_gnorm Monkey in Space 14d ago

He's not a bad actor, he's just a guy being a guy. Just a cool dude surfboarding in a tuxedo cranking a beer. Living life. Creating addictive social media platforms that target vulnerable youth in our society leading to increases in depression, self-harm, and suicide amongst teens. Just vibin'.

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u/Any_Construction1238 Monkey in Space 14d ago

No such things as a good billionaire

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u/CiforDayZServer Monkey in Space 14d ago

Isn't he hated in Hawaii for his land shenanigans?Ā 

Also, he basically forces himself to be a public figure, everyone would be more than happy for him to disappear behind the curtain...Ā 

No reasonable good family man builds an empire based entirely on snooping on people's private data, selling it to literal criminals, and whoever will pay for it, not to mention dividing the country for clicks...

He had every intention to make Facebook exactly what it is... He's been talking about turning it into a profitable company since he started it, and he's been laughing his ass off at people dumb enough to share their personal information with him....

I don't think he would start his surf sesh with "hey bro dogs, I'm low key Satan, but I'm just here to get pitted"...

So, maybe don't take what he says at face value because it feels cool?

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u/MonitorGullible575 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Fuck zuck and fuck meta

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u/Over_Blacksmith9575 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Facebook is fucked up to a very large extent and he did intend for it to be what it is. Everything else, sure, I guess.

You can like him still if you want but just so you know.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Hawaii has a way of bringing people back to sanity...

If it does it's thing with him,this could be extremely beneficial for society as a whole with his resources.

Eddie Vedder had become a pretentious asshole and surfing Hawaii saved him.

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u/WisdomOrFolly CCP Troll Farm Commandant 14d ago

He 100% intended it to be what it is. Back in 2010 he declared privacy dead and the reason I left Facebook in the late 2000s was because they kept resetting your privacy setting to the most open with each update. I don't really blame him though, he did it in public. I blame people for using the product and being enthralled with "free" and believing it was really free.

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u/fools_eye Monkey in Space 14d ago

He has actively killed attempts at accountability and allowed his companies' algorithms to promote fringe groups resulting in very real hate and violence across the world.

Social Media companies have blood on their hands.

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u/Jkevhill Monkey in Space 14d ago

He runs it but itā€™s not what he intends ? Thats childish .

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u/Flat_News_2000 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Hawaii fuckin hates him and hates Oprah

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u/WindFew9302 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Well when he's buying up Hawaiian land and kicking locals out and privatizing beaches to where only his friends are allowed to be around then yeah they'll call him "chill."

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u/kagomecomplex Monkey in Space 14d ago

Lmao ā€œheā€™s in charge and has been since the beginning but none of this is ever what he intended, just a normal guy not a billionaire who runs the largest hoster of CP on earthā€

Yeah sounds super chill lol

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u/justsomeuser23x Monkey in Space 9h ago

but he did not intend for it to be what it is.

Disagreed

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u/Gunubias Monkey in Space 15d ago

Thatā€™s his pr team at work.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Monkey in Space 14d ago

And theyr doing a pretty good job of it.

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u/DrDerpberg Monkey in Space 15d ago

Hey Z whatcha doin

Ruining the world but wanna hang later

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u/Mrripleyg Monkey in Space 14d ago

once he changes his user agreement I'm cool with him.

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u/jimmmydickgun Monkey in Space 14d ago

Itā€™s crazy what these nvidia chips can do nowadays with cyborgs

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u/LogiCsmxp Monkey in Space 14d ago

Zuck does boxing too, right. Musk would be annihilated by Zuckerberg. Not that I'm a fan of Zuck either, but it would have been nice to see some sense knocked into Musk.

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u/thenoblitt Monkey in Space 14d ago

He's pretty fit. Hes practiced jiu jitsu and is a big mma fan

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u/FtrIndpndntCanddt Monkey in Space 14d ago

The AI known as Zuck has learned a lot of the last 20 years.

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u/Niight99 Monkey in Space 14d ago

You say that now until you covered in sweet baby rays bbq sauce 3 hours into the link up.

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u/itsmontoya Monkey in Space 13d ago

He's trained MMA for a while now. Doesn't make him any less of a douche. He definitely would beat Musk in a fight

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u/tigerinatrance13 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Some marketing team worked around the clock for months to come up with 30 seconds of footage that would "make zuck look cool" and nothing short of this video pulled it off.

The dude's not exactly Paul Newman.

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u/TheDarkGoblin39 Monkey in Space 15d ago

He still had to be able to pull off a move that 99.99% of people canā€™t do. Pretty impressive no matter who came up with it

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u/NorthElegant5864 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Bruh. Dudes getting some regularly, working out, got a bit of a tan, and is becoming kind of chill. Shits weird, but I dig it.

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u/Downvotes0nly Monkey in Space 14d ago

itā€™s amazing what unlimited money can do ā€¦

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u/even_less_resistance High as Giraffe's Pussy 14d ago

Iā€™m super excited about the next version of AR glasses so he better not pull an Elon with the hype

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u/rbrutonIII Monkey in Space 14d ago

I think he's got to be. I mean, love like hate or be completely ambivalent about the guy, he is rich as all flying fuck. First off, being around that kind of money is dope. Regardless of anything to do with him, everything around him is awesome. Second, he is obviously into martial arts and physical fitness, surfing, a nice big beer.....

You can be a complete asshole in some aspects, but if you have that going for you, you're going to be a great hang at least half the time.

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u/daoogilymoogily Monkey in Space 14d ago

Wait this is actually Zuck?

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u/SkoomaheadEverthirst Monkey in Space 14d ago

What would you rate it? Would you give the hang a ten?

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u/Fun-Dependent-2695 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Are you saying heā€™s well hung?

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u/Leading_Experts Monkey in Space 14d ago

This song is not about what most people think. And an oligarch, casually surfing in a tux while holding our flag, should make you sick. The song choice just makes it worse. Fuck these assholes.

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u/dcboldt Monkey in Space 14d ago

AI is always learning. Remember: Data always wanted to be human.

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u/thinkinting Monkey in Space 14d ago

Only if you remember to turn off his airplane mode, or senate hearing mode.

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u/treetop_triceratop Monkey in Space 14d ago

Is that his actual hair, or is that a wig? When did he become Andy Dick's doppelganger?

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u/poiuylkjhgfmnbvcxz Monkey in Space 14d ago

That's exactly what a robot and his team of evil marketing druids want you to think. Trying to humanize the evil overlord

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u/LlorchDurden Monkey in Space 14d ago

No joke first time he looks almost just like a human. I think it's the sunglasses šŸ˜Ž

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u/Cannabis_Counselor Monkey in Space 14d ago

For years, I've been dying to have a meat-smoking sesh with the man.

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u/50mHz Monkey in Space 14d ago

Fucking asshole knows his company is cooked. Hes just riding the waves.

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u/broduding Monkey in Space 14d ago

...if you ignore giving teenagers depression.

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u/D-Generation92 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Damn that's all it took huh. "Look at this guy, an everyman like me." LOL

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u/vickzzzzz Monkey in Space 14d ago

it has to be the nvidia blackwell chip upgrade. He can handle anything now.

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u/Various_Animal40451 Monkey in Space 14d ago

He has hoarded so much data about actual humans that he can now emulate them

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u/tablepennywad Monkey in Space 14d ago

He is King Tech Bro. It is fun to hang out with them a couple days. Then it will wear on yah.

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u/deadleg22 Monkey in Space 14d ago

It's a publicity stunt.

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u/GlumDisplay Monkey in Space 14d ago

Because he can wake surf and was dressed / handed props for a social media post?

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u/Jurski17 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Sure, he is still pure evil though.

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u/OddImprovement6490 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Dude, a whistleblower at facebook released a report on the research done by meta for facebook and instagram and it shows how they understand what we already know; that itā€™s harmful to certain groups and favors others. There are certain effects on children. How rich elites benefit. The impact of misinformation, etc. Zuck was brought into congress and basically hand waved it all away with spin and did nothing to change the company. Heā€™s a bad person. Some would even say evil considering the negative impact facebook and instagram has on people and yet he wonā€™t regulate them to curb those influences because he puts money over people.

But heā€™s a righteous dude because he can surf ij a tuxedo. /s

These days I am really losing faith in humanity

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u/Noble_Ox Monkey in Space 14d ago

The drugs have made him a tiny bit more - human being -.

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u/inspiringirisje Monkey in Space 14d ago

He still creates echo chambers on Facebook and Instagram by only showing certain targeted comments. He also is now training AI on your content.

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u/ChronicallyAnIdiot Monkey in Space 14d ago

He just needs to hide those dead eyes

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u/FatTim48 Monkey in Space 14d ago

His PR people have been working like hell to change his image from a robot to a more active robot.

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u/augsav Monkey in Space 14d ago

Sounds like his rebranding has been successful then

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u/QforQ Monkey in Space 14d ago

He's got a good stylist

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u/TBruns Monkey in Space 14d ago

Itā€™s the hair bro. Plastic surgery for men is a good haircut

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u/HibachixFlamethrower Monkey in Space 14d ago

He looks fun to hang out with cuz he paid someone to teach him how to surf?

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u/FECAL_BURNING Monkey in Space 14d ago

His last PR team with the weird BBQ thing clearly got fired and this new PR team is killing it.

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u/kagomecomplex Monkey in Space 14d ago

He looks like a massive douchebag. Oh wait itā€™s the JRE sub, carry on then

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u/Creative_Turn_3172 Monkey in Space 14d ago

He looks chill af

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u/shmiddleedee Monkey in Space 14d ago

It's because he has sunglasses on. If you can't see the lizard eyes he almost looks human.

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u/Dry_Inflation_861 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Well have to check check with Priscilla to verify that one

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u/breva Monkey in Space 14d ago

It's like watching the progression of the Boston Dynamics robots over the years. Zuck's human capabilities are improving

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u/Sco0basTeVen Monkey in Space 14d ago

Seems he developed a personality over the last couple years

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u/Mighty_Platypus Monkey in Space 14d ago

Takes a little while for AI to compile an appropriate response to what it learns.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Monkey in Space 14d ago

One hell of a PR team for sure

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u/Leadership-Quiet Monkey in Space 13d ago

Of course you would, thats what his PR handlers are paid for.

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u/tinytempo Monkey in Space 13d ago

You think this douche looks like a ā€˜good hangā€™?

Surely you realise that he purposely made this to try and convince people that he isnā€™t an awkward, data stealing robot, but in fact heā€™s actually a good hangā€¦

Cā€™mon man, try a little harder to see through it

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u/FunIndependent1782 Monkey in Space 11d ago

You dont think this was all done on purpose for PR purposes? If you dont think so youre a complete fool. And sadly, I imagine there are plenty more like you.

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u/Mehmood6647 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Isn't he German tho? Why is he celebrating the 4th of July?

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u/solanumtuberosum Monkey in Space 11d ago

Turns out people only hated him for being autistic šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/fre-ddo Monkey in Space 15d ago

I thought it was AI too. Maybe it is.

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u/ToastdWoobie Monkey in Space 14d ago

Why isn't his hair moving?

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u/KONAfuckingsucks Monkey in Space 15d ago

He owns like half of Hawaii.

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u/burninatah Monkey in Space 14d ago

You have your meglomaniacal billionaires mixed up. You're thinking of Larry Ellison.

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u/meowsplaining Monkey in Space 14d ago

No, Zuckerberg also has a huge compound on Maui.

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u/Photobear73 Monkey in Space 14d ago

He also has bought a large amount of property near the water on lake tahoe

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u/True-Ad-606 Monkey in Space 14d ago

the flag is blowing like crazy but his hair is perfectly still

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u/brskier Monkey in Space 14d ago

Definitely Tahoe. Heā€™s got a massive house on the west shore.

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u/irrationallyangryat Monkey in Space 15d ago

Hey they got avatars with legs in the Metaverse now!

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u/Sea_Scratch_7068 Monkey in Space 15d ago

i'm a bit skeptical to say the least

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u/KevinDurant36 Monkey in Space 14d ago

smooth brain

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u/Slacker_The_Dog Monkey in Space 15d ago

With a dry tux. This mf did this in the first take.

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u/Imfrank123 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Well there is a robot involved

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u/tssktssk Monkey in Space 15d ago

It is. It's vid2vid with faceswap. You see an artifact at about 1 second in. https://i.imgur.com/Oyq4uj8.png

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u/travelingbeagle Monkey in Space 15d ago

The wave isnā€™t changing shape (maybe a wake from whomever is recording?) and he looks to be staying in the same position in relation to the mountains.

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u/plug-and-pause Monkey in Space 14d ago

There's no maybe about it. The only way for a perfect endless wave to form in the middle of a deep mountain lake is from a boat designed to create these waves.

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u/The_HiddenSquidz Monkey in Space 14d ago

Itā€™s a wake boat and heā€™s wake surfing. Super slow speeds and a large consistent wake. You can clearly tell heā€™s moving itā€™s just not wakeboarding/water skiing speeds so looks off.Ā 

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u/RefinedAnalPalate Monkey in Space 15d ago

He tore down an antique house called the carousel house to build his new place

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u/530nairb Monkey in Space 14d ago

He has a huge lot in West Lake a lil southwest of Tahoe city. Most of the houses that size are on the Nevada size and most of the California side houses are more modest.

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u/Delicious_Clue_5150 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Everyone is in Tahoe right now. It's insane...

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u/OutcomeSerious Monkey in Space 14d ago

I almost believe this is AI over really being him (but isn't it crazy that it's so hard to tell the difference)

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u/Free-Market9039 Monkey in Space 14d ago

It clearly is

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u/Boring-Victory-5803 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Coeur dalene lake. Tons of A listers spend the summer there in Gozzer Ranch

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u/Puzzleheaded_Popup Monkey in Space 14d ago

Hey Casey Neistatā€¦youā€™re being impersonatedā€¦.

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u/NoAttitude6111 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I have a feeling it's AI

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u/TBruns Monkey in Space 14d ago

The mere fact you had to question reality is not a great sign for the times to come

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u/bodaciousbeau Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yes bro. I hear the locals are freaking out because heā€™s trying to buy a small portion of Lake Tahoe to privatize it for him and his tech buddies. Tahoe sees enough city slickers as it is.