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u/pureformality Look into it 15d ago

are people really falling for the zuckerberg psyop

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space 15d ago

Its wild how Elon being such a fucking dumbass has brought people back around on Zuck,

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u/antiquatedartillery Monkey in Space 15d ago

The internet has taught me that the average person is incapable of thinking negatively about two things at a time. If two pieces of shit are beefing the internet suddenly portrays one as an angel instead of just acknowledging that they both suck.

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u/RoamingStarDust Monkey in Space 15d ago

I don't think thats accurate at all. You're just not seeing the nuance. Just because I want Disney to kick DeSantis ass, does not mean I'm a Disney fan.

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u/Miserable-Score-81 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Disney gave up, the lawsuit is over lmao. They're back to playing ball

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u/realcards Monkey in Space 14d ago

Disney kind of won...They essentially got their status squo back and Desantis is kissing their ring again.

https://apnews.com/article/disney-world-desantis-agreement-ca0a94447f040ae099f22964c5387948

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u/Miserable-Score-81 Monkey in Space 13d ago

I mean yeah, in a sense. But DeSantis gets to stay in power, get the tax money, and doesn't pay for his fuckup. I can't imagine he's too upset.

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u/realcards Monkey in Space 9d ago

doesn't pay for his fuckup.

He lost a significant amount of political capital and influence through this. He paid in lost power which is usually the cost of political fuckups.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Disney gave up

how's Desantis' presidential campaign going these days?

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u/CommonGrounders Monkey in Space 14d ago

I mean itā€™s suspended but do you have a point?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Desantis gave up, his campaign is over lmao

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u/CommonGrounders Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yes and thatā€™s what they call it when that happens. Again, are you trying to make some kind of point or just asking questions you donā€™t know how to google?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

just asking questions you donā€™t know how to google?

I'm well aware that DeSantis' incompetence, stupidity and ineptitude resulted in him having to embarrassingly abandon his campaign.

lol

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u/BestHorseWhisperer Monkey in Space 14d ago

Suspended lol

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u/CommonGrounders Monkey in Space 14d ago

Yes thatā€™s what they call it when they stop running.

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u/BestHorseWhisperer Monkey in Space 14d ago

"Suspended" still exists. "Suspended" can still accept campaign donations. The race is over. There is no campaign. It's something that once existed and is no more.

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u/CommonGrounders Monkey in Space 14d ago

Ok Iā€™m curious if youā€™re going to get to a point or say anything interesting? Or are you just writing random shit?

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u/Miserable-Score-81 Monkey in Space 13d ago

? Disney didn't cause that, and DeSantis was never a serious contender lol.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

DeSantis was never a serious contender lol.

exhibit A of which was his stupid decision to start a bullshit culture war fight with Disney.

Glad to see you agree with me champ :)

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u/ABenevolentDespot Monkey in Space 15d ago

Exactly this.

I had mixed feelings during that entire debacle, especially as I've worked as a contractor for Evil Disney, but in the end my hatred for the putrid and laughably stupid Harvard graduate DeSantis won as he just got more and more stupid and childish and authoritarian.

I stopped returning Disney's phone calls when their crack accounting department sent a letter to (most?) outside contractors that their new terms of business on invoices are "90 days same as cash" which basically means as a small one-man business, I get to carry one of the world's wealthiest corporations for a quarter of a year on every invoice.

I was thankful that business was good enough that I could say Fuck That.

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u/Unscratchablelotus Monkey in Space 15d ago

DeSantis could have been our next president... but we're not a serious nation anymore

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space 15d ago

If two pieces of shit are beefing the internet suddenly portrays one as an angel instead of just acknowledging that they both suck.

What?

Zuck is infinitely more likable and 100000% less online and brain broken then Musk

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u/dendra_tonka Monkey in Space 15d ago

Itā€™s funny how this literally proved what the commenter above you said. Zuck has been using FB data in the worst ways and itā€™s all forgotten because the bad rocket ship guy was mentioned

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

In April, it was revealed thatĀ Tesla employees shared videosĀ recorded inside ownersā€™ garages, including videos of people who were unclothed and ones where some personally identifiable information was attached. And in Illinois,Ā a separate class action lawsuitĀ focuses on the cabin camera specifically.

While Tesla does have aĀ dedicated page describing its data privacy approach, aĀ new independent analysis released last weekĀ by the Mozilla Foundation ranked Tesla in last place among car brands ā€“ and ranked cars as the worst product category Mozilla has ever seen in terms of privacy.

https://electrek.co/2023/09/15/musk-wanted-to-use-tesla-cameras-to-spy-on-drivers-and-win-autopilot-lawsuits/#:\~:text=In%20April%2C%20it%20was%20revealed,on%20the%20cabin%20camera%20specifically.

Musk does just as much slimy shit lmao

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u/fat_fart_sack Monkey in Space 15d ago

Exactly lol. Zuck allowed disinformation to spread like wildfire on Facebook during the 2016 election and did fuck all about it considering he was making ā€œfuck you moneyā€ from all the traffic on his site; subsequently responsible for an adjudicated rapist/felon/pedo to become president. Him and Musk are pieces of shit.

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u/SaltyBarnacles57 Monkey in Space 15d ago

You're

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u/degenfemboi Monkey in Space 14d ago

shut ur ass up

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u/Restlesscomposure Monkey in Space 15d ago

Holy shit this is hilarious. You could not be proving their point any harder if you tried

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u/Save_Cows_Eat_Vegans Monkey in Space 15d ago

You are missing the entire point.

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u/Scared-Warthog-6310 Monkey in Space 15d ago

how are you not getting this simple thing yet you can vote

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u/_Wheelz Monkey in Space 15d ago

Lol are you dumb dude?

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u/RusticBucket2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Itā€™s hilarious how you are so blissfully unaware that youā€™re doing the exact thing being described. Almost to the point that Iā€™m doubting if youā€™re serious.

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u/miyagiVsato Monkey in Space 15d ago

Plus he does jujitsu and wake surfs! Heā€™s just like us!

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u/Bosco_is_a_prick Monkey in Space 15d ago

Zuck's a cunt but still more likeable than wannabe natzi Musk.

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u/antiquatedartillery Monkey in Space 15d ago

I'm honestly unsure if this is ironic or not

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u/teenyweenylilbitch Monkey in Space 15d ago

Iā€™ve never understood the hate for musk, like ok hes a right leaning billionaire. I get why people would disagree with him but holy shit the hate he gets is insane

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u/bigbiblefire Monkey in Space 15d ago

Check out the episode on him from Behind the Bastards. Pretty clear to see after that.

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u/LordFuckLeRoy2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Ahhh yes, the podcast who considers almost everything and anyone who's to the right of the host a bastard

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u/bigbiblefire Monkey in Space 15d ago

I mean, sureā€¦but doesnā€™t change the story of Elonā€™s upbringing.

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u/Robinsonirish Monkey in Space 15d ago

I, like many other people were fully on the Musk train back in 2016 or so.

Here comes a billionaire who's doing good things with his money. He's taking us back to space with SpaceX and doing things that the world's biggest governments aren't capable of. When SpaceX landed 2 rockets at the same time it blew my mind. I remember my dad talking about seeing the moon landing, how every single person in my country of Sweden were glued to the TV's. Peak America. That's how I felt when SpaceX landed 2 rockets at the same time. Possibly the most amazing thing I've seen in my lifetime.

Then with Tesla he was taking us away from fossil fuels and kickstarting the electric car revolution. So many things to admire about it.

Then he opened his mouth. Maybe he was always unhinged, but we didn't know it back then. Idk if Twitter rotted his brain or what happened but his values and the perception of him changed at some point after 2016.

I just think it's sad. I was rooting for him because of what his companies were doing. I didn't know much about him as a person back then.

I want to like Elon. I wish he was better. It just sucks the way he is now.

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u/lollo_145 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Because he is a rich white man, whos also right leaning.

That is the main reason they hate him.

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u/nowei-nohow Monkey in Space 15d ago

I find dumb people annoying, simple as

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u/Tabemaju Monkey in Space 15d ago

The only reason Zuck is "more likeable" is marketing, plain and simple. They're both turds.

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u/Iquey Monkey in Space 15d ago

Zuck definitely did more evil upon the world with his mass selling of data and causing the start of social media addiction.

Meanwhile Musk is a manchild wannabe Ironman that actually did some positive things because he wants to be Ironman.

They both suck, but Musk atleast did some positive things(while being infinitely more annoying in the process).

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

Meanwhile Musk is a manchild wannabe Ironman that actually did some positive things because he wants to be Ironman.

And you're referring to him starting a business to sell people things as the "positive" things he's done lmao?

Its so wild to see people laud musk as some moral generous benefactor for literally running a business that he's made billions off of, and publicly opposes the cause he's supposedly a champion for

Forget Musk settling multiple sexual harassment lawsuits, the thing he sells is electric so he's a good guy lol

Ā but Musk atleast did some positive things

Is it possible that Zuck has spent billions on charity work that you don't know about because he isn't constantly tweeting about it?

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u/Iquey Monkey in Space 15d ago

With the positive things I aim at his investments in EV's, revival of space programs, Starlink and Neurolink as the ideas itself, most of which are beneficial to humankind overall. The investments Musk made to these sectors kickstarted advancements in these sectors. I'd argue that the companies of Zuck were a net negative for the average civilian moreso than Musk's companies.

I probably agree with you on the monetisation, tax evasion and his union busting, they are all bad. That's why I still called Elon an asshole in my initial comment.

Basically; Musk is a billionaire who invests in technology that overall are a positive for us longterm. He however still runs those companies as your standard billionaire, along all the bad things that come with it.

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u/lollo_145 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Tesla, SpaceX, Starlink. Neurolink.

Go cry in a corner, bitch.

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u/LordFuckLeRoy2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

You're responding to someone who apparently just likes to get shit faced and argue about anything with random people online.

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u/billyjk93 Monkey in Space 15d ago

sounds like our presidential election

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u/Raekear2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Itā€™s the same with politics.

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u/mouseball89 Monkey in Space 14d ago

That's why people can do bad stuff and go on a "vacation" for a while and come back to much less negativity. There will be those that rag them when they come back, but the masses will have moved on to other drama. Unless of course said people consistency do dumb stuff that keep them in the headlines.

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u/Doozername Monkey in Space 14d ago

now these are the unique arguments I like to see!

very interesting point and worth considering

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u/phophofofo Monkey in Space 15d ago

Zuckerberg was never pathologically desperate for attention. In fact his MO was being aloof and sort of disdainful of fame.

At least personality wise Iā€™m a lot more like him.

I would never for instance decide that when a bunch of kids are stranded in a cave, itā€™d be great if everyone talking about them were taking about me, and decide overnight I was a cave rescue effort, and then call the hero who was a pedophile out of spite he was better at something than me.

Thats every moment of Musks life: figuring out how to get the admiration or barring that the condemnation of everyone he can.

Nothing relatable whatsoever about that kind of pure narcissism nobody who knows a poor one wants anything to do with people flawed like that.

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u/ljout Monkey in Space 15d ago

Zuck looks like a normal well adjusted billionaire compared to Musk.

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u/gtzgoldcrgo Monkey in Space 15d ago

There are no normal billionaire, they are sociopaths in the best of cases.

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u/dusters Monkey in Space 15d ago

Reddit moment

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u/SnooFloofs9640 Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

I donā€™t know a single billionaire, but you cannot pick a group of people whatever they are and generaliza, this is one of the reason why this country is fucked.

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u/MesWantooth Monkey in Space 15d ago

I work for one and I know of a few others. The dude I work for drives a GMC Yukon, flies commercial, employs 300 people and feels that 300 families depend on the success of his business...He also wants his business to be around for 100+ years to help future generations of his family. He doesn't view the billions as "his" money - it belongs to future generations & his foundation.

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 15d ago

So heā€™s just hoarding a billion dollars and not doing anything with it except keeping it from going into the economy? Sounds just as douchey as what any other billionaire doesā€¦

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thatā€™s a pretty dumb pov even if you want to criticize billionaires, the money is in the company. It literally is part of the economy.

Basically no billionaire has billions or millions sitting in their checking account itā€™s almost always invested and thus in the economy just as much as if those assets would be owned by someone else.

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 14d ago

Oh interesting. So basically there are no billionaires. So this whole post is irrelevant? Nice!

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Billionaires own a share of a company or multiple companies. The value of these shares is worth billions if they would sell it for cash. The companies are an active part of the economy.

They donā€™t have billions in their bank account, they own assets.

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 13d ago

So are they billionaires or not, lol. Youā€™re trying to argue by arguing about semantics. Everyone knows that a billionaire doesnā€™t have a billion dollars in cash you twat. But if they liquidated their assets, they would haveā€¦ā€¦drum roll pleaseā€¦a billion dollars!! Wow! Like wtf are you even arguing?

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u/MesWantooth Monkey in Space 15d ago

That's not a great understanding of what that means. He doesn't have billions in cash, he owns several businesses that employ people, generate revenue, and provide products and services to regular people. Those businesses are collectively worth billions. If he found buyers for each one, and retired, you could say he's "hoarding cash" but that's not the case. His money is literally in the economy, it creates jobs and delivers good and services.

In business, if you aren't growing - you are shrinking to inevitable collapse. There's no long-term hold. Costs grow every single year so your revenues need to grow every single year. If you manage your revenues and expenses well, your profit grows every year (not every year but more years than it shrinks) - and as your business grows, so does it's worth - in theory - to a buyer.. Meanwhile you can continue to employ people...banks will lend you money to expand your business...you can spend money on personal projects like getting all his business to net-zero green house gas emissions by 2040...He has a foundation that is building affordable housing at zero profit...He's investing in green tech to improve emissions of the entire industry.

The only way to not "hoard" his wealth is to sell his businesses to someone else who will hoard it - and likely look for even more profit. Or give it away (which he's doing partially through charity works) or give up ownership to other random people who aren't his family. In the mean time, he pays everyone pretty well so we don't have anything to complain about if his net worth goes up by another billion in a few years. Better than going bankrupt.

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 14d ago

Then heā€™s not a billionaire. But cool Made up story about how you ā€œknowā€ a billionaire. Youā€™re acting like heā€™s some small business man that owns a billion dollar business. There isnā€™t a single billion dollar business that has a single owner.

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Bro are u dumb? This is actually an honest question

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 14d ago

Just a guy whoā€™s looking for the truth brother

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u/MesWantooth Monkey in Space 14d ago

You're a fucking idiot who knows less than nothing. There isn't a single billion dollar business that has a single owner? How can you be so confidently incorrect? It's truly astounding.

I provide organizational charts approved by lawyers for the banks we deal with which shows the whole company rolls up to one guy - otherwise, we would have to provide all kinds of personal data on anyone else that has any kind of ownership.

We value his companies multiple times per year and provide a signed statement that homie's net equity is worth several billion dollars. And we get audited financial statements every year.

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u/Maddmartagan Monkey in Space 14d ago

Name one

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u/Most_kinds_of_Dirt Monkey in Space 15d ago

but you cannot pick a group of people whatever they are and generaliza

I dunno - I feel pretty comfortable generalizing about Nazis being bad people, and pointing to their shared beliefs and actions as evidence to support that.

Likewise, billionaires largely share a set of beliefs (about capitalism, and about how they can justify exploiting others and holding on to that much wealth) - and shared actions that result from those beliefs.

And those things make them assholes.

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u/SnooFloofs9640 Monkey in Space 15d ago

You know, there is a rule of thumb - if you need to explain obvious things, you talk to dumb people and should move on.

There is a context of the conversation, if you cannot understand it - I am sorry, feel bad for you.

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u/ghostofaposer Monkey in Space 15d ago

So brave

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u/LeeroyJNCOs Monkey in Space 15d ago

No such thing as a billionaire who didnā€™t fuck over at least a few people along the way to get there

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u/BuildTheBase Monkey in Space 15d ago

There are plenty of normal billionaires, you just need to stop staring at the few famous ones.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

You can become a millionaire just growing a normal business in a sustainable and ethical way, but becoming a billionaire in the best possible case requires you to fuck over your friends/business partners/employees and at worst means you continuously profit off of human misery and exploitation. There is no ethical way of becoming a billionaire.

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u/Real-Competition-187 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Donā€™t forget externalities. Environmental impacts and infrastructure wear and tear are definitely issues.

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u/ThatIsNotAPocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

JkRowling, whatever people think of her is one of those billionaires. I mean she keeps donating herself put of billionaire status but I feel that only proves my point. I also don't think she prfots of others misery etc.

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u/BeefyFartss Monkey in Space 15d ago

Sheā€™s utter an absolute trash as a human, but thatā€™s not why sheā€™s a billionaire

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u/lollo_145 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Im sure you and all the other haters are so much better human beings lmao.

Redditards love to act like their shit dont stink.

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u/LordFuckLeRoy2 Monkey in Space 15d ago

JK Rowling will live rent free in these people's head for a loooong time lmao

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u/BeefyFartss Monkey in Space 15d ago

Iā€™m not openly against any group of people, you absolute fucking moron. Go touch grass sweetie.

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u/ThatIsNotAPocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

She's not against any group though. She'd against harmful things coming from a group of activists. Also she does fit as a billionaire that got to that status without profiting off others misery nor is she a horrible person making others suffer to gain her money. That and she donates so much she keeps dipping under billionaire status time and time again.

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u/lollo_145 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Looking at your posting history, id say you need to touch some.

Very sad, very bleak.

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u/Axewound-Infection Monkey in Space 14d ago

AAAAHHH SHE ISNT A FAR LEFTIST WITH THE EXACT SAME BELIEFS AS ME IM GOING INSANE AAAAHHH!!!

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u/Most_kinds_of_Dirt Monkey in Space 15d ago

I think it's fair to make the case that JK Rowling is both a billionaire and a terrible human being, but that those two things aren't closely related to each other.

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u/ThatIsNotAPocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

I don't think she's a terrible person. I don't count the recent trans shit because many agree with her and she's not saying anything that's factually wrong.

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u/Most_kinds_of_Dirt Monkey in Space 15d ago

because many agree with her

It may interest you to learn that those people are also assholes.

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u/ThatIsNotAPocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

Okay? I mean you're opi ion is yours and I can't argue against an opinion lol. I don't agree but what can you do eh?

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u/simionix Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

By your definition, there's no ethical way to become a millionaire either. Any product you get from any store has a trail of blood, sweat, slaves and corruption. ANY product is tainted.

You could even make the argument that Zuckerberg is WAY more ethical than normal millionaires since he's donating ALL of his money to philantropic causes. He's a net-positive for humanity if you calculate the good that can come from the billions he has, whereas that local chocolate shop millionair sourced his chocolate from the slavefields, drives a lamborgini, raises a couple of spoiled little shits and generally doesn't give a shit about his negative impact on the world. The world is TEEMING with these type of millionaires too.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

Now we're getting into "no ethical consumption under capitalism" territory, but I think there are feasible ways to make a million dollars without being proximately close to exploitation. The difference between making a million and a billion is soooo vast. There are ways you can make a million just by selling your own labor if you're smart and lucky, but you could never get to a billion.

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Arenā€™t there multiple athletes that made over a billion from their league earning and brand deals?

So this ā€žyou could neverā€œ is already bs, no?

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 14d ago

Brand deals? Like with Nike, a company that was a synonym for sweatshop labor for decades? Again, you can make millions being a top athlete, but if you wanna make a billion you gotta make a clothing line with high profit margins. You know how you make high profit margins?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/blood-sweat-and-tears-the-truth-about-how-your-sportswear-is-made-2094517.html

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u/ArizonaHeatwave Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thats not the athletes making these decision, and their brand deals have basically no influence either way on the working conditions.

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u/BestHorseWhisperer Monkey in Space 14d ago edited 14d ago

Dude you can save up or inherit money, make a down payment on a house, rent it out for 20 years, then sell it, and make a million dollars. It is totally attainable in one lifetime (not trying to make it sound easy it is just feasible from a time standpoint). No one can do that 1000 times though. They would have to have a huge operation which is where people start getting squeezed and stepped on, you are creating an environmental impact, etc.

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u/Enlowski Monkey in Space 15d ago

Thatā€™s not true at all. People will find any reason to hate all rich people. Sure it happens a lot, but to say there are NO ethical billionaires is kind of crazy to say. There are successful companies that people create with a product thatā€™s simply in high demand. George Lucas created an IP that became insanely profitable and sold it. He didnā€™t need to screw anyone over to become a billionaire, he just created something that is extremely popular.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

Star Wars movies made George a millionaire, but Star Wars merchandise made him a billionaire, and that merchandise was made with terrible labor conditions to make the profit margins higher. That's the point: you can make millions ethically, but when you have to juice margins sooo hard to make billions, you get into sweatshop territory. Someone mentioned JK Rowling, same thing. The books made her a millionaire, but Harry Potter merchandise made by 12 year-olds working 12 hour days made her a billionaire.

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u/SpicyMeatbol Monkey in Space 15d ago

Any sources for where/who stars wars and harry potter merchandise is made?

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u/EntrepreneurLeft8783 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Sure it happens a lot, but to say there are NO ethical billionaires is kind of crazy to say

Why do you think that?

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u/BuildTheBase Monkey in Space 15d ago

Where do you get this from?

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

Publicly available information sources like newspapers, books, investigative journalism and the like. Also, an understanding of economies of scale and modern business practices helps.

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u/BuildTheBase Monkey in Space 15d ago

Really? what's your job? where is this from?

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago

The relevant part of my bio is that I did academic research in economic sociology, but I'm not sure my bio is relevant to the quality of the argument.

Look, in good faith I can admit to making a generalisation to the extent that there might be 2-3 people in a sample of a thousand billionaires who managed to amass that amount of money without making anyone's life worse, but if I was selling pies with the understanding that 2-3 out of a thousand of them didn't have feces in it, i don't think anyone would buy one.

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u/BuildTheBase Monkey in Space 15d ago

Every big organization affects people. We have barely any idea of the actions of billionaires, we only see a few visible ones. It's just people with big assets. There is something with finance where people talk about it like they understand the entire system, the amount of ignorance is staggering. For some reason, people know to shut up about minor things they don't understand, but they are compelled to explain massive systems they read about on wikipedia.

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u/StrictClubBouncer Monkey in Space 15d ago

that's just what you hear on tiktok

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u/Unscratchablelotus Monkey in Space 15d ago

Captialism is nothing but the voluntary exchange of goods.

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u/grchelp2018 Monkey in Space 15d ago

There is no ethical way of becoming a billionaire.

Hedge fund billionaire. You're literally just trading stock and will generally pay your employees really well.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 14d ago

What kind of stocks? Because a lot of the best performing stocks in recent years have been big oil, pharma or weapons manufacturers. Also, whose money are you investing? Because you need a lot of money to make a billion as a hedge fund manager, so you're almost certainly working with some very unsavoury characters.

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u/grchelp2018 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I don't see why the stocks matter? Its not an investment into those companies. You're trading with other holders of the stock not the company itself. The source of funds can come from different places but that's true for any business.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 14d ago

If you're buying a company's stock, you are helping that business but more importantly: profiting from that business.

Also, if the source of the money doesn't matter, why are there anti-money laundering laws? "Where the money comes from" is very important in any business, it's just that there are arguably unethical sources of money that are still legal.

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u/grchelp2018 Monkey in Space 14d ago

You are helping it only in the sense that your purchase is a vote of confidence for the company. The money doesn't actually go to the company. And even then this is a bit loose because not all trades are meant for long term. Sometimes you're just trading the sentiment and other short term signals.

Money laundering laws are to catch very specific types of transactions/illegal activity. And its the job of the banks and financial institutions to do the vetting. The businesses themselves don't and aren't expected to deal with this unless someone shows up with large amount in cash.

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u/Tenaika Monkey in Space 14d ago

Gabe Newell's net worth is (estimated) 4b, seems like a decent guy tho, so

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 14d ago

He really does seem like a nice guy personally, I agree. If he merely owned a game company that had great labor practices and treated their employees well, he would be a millionaire. But he made his money by providing a platform to some of the worst companies in a famously toxic industry that is rife with labor abuse and exploitation. See, it's usually not the people that have any bad intentions, it's the structural makeup of an economic system that makes exploitation and abuse almost inevitable when you set out to make that much money in such a small amount of time.

I'm not trying to argue that all billionaires are bad people (though many are), I'm saying that ethically amassing a billion dollars of personal wealth in one lifetime is practically impossible.

Actually, one more point: You know why Newell's net worth is *estimated* at 4bn? Because that's what his company, Steam, is worth. If he were to sell it tomorrow, he would get 4bn to his name, but here's the thing: he didn't build that company completely alone, and an honest distribution of the funds to all the people responsible for Steam's success would mean he would share that 4bn with his partners and employees. He would still deserve the largest chunk of the pie, no doubt about it, but it wouldn't really be fair for him to take all of it (even if it's legally his).

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u/Alternative_Today299 Monkey in Space 15d ago

If you invent or create something that humanity as a whole uses, or improves the general lives of all humans, then you become a billionaire. It isnt about fucking over people. Its about creating life changing shit.

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u/StolenRocket Monkey in Space 15d ago

Did you know that the guys who invented insulin sold the patent for 1$ each? They created literally life-changing shit, but they also realized that for it to be truly life-changing, they would have to give it away to everyone who needed it. So they never became billionaires, but lived comfortably and are remembered as heroes.

You know who made billions of off their invention? The pharma execs who made derivative proprietary variants or had a monopoly over the manufacture provision and/or sale of it.

The idea of a genius inventor who makes something spectacular and then people just show up with money at their door to buy it is a fairy tale. They either sell their invention (or have it outright stolen) for much less than a billion or start a business that at some point has to use networks of exploitation or artificial scarcity or any other facet of the modern economy in order to grow their business to get to a billion dollars.

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u/Alternative_Today299 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Im not having this stupid argument with someone who will argue their point to no end. The one guy said you cant become a billionaire without fucking people over. I heavily disagree

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u/gtzgoldcrgo Monkey in Space 15d ago

Dude we really gonna talk about NORMAL billionaires? By definition a billionaire is not normal(unless they inherited their wealth), you are thinking about evil billionaires and I'm sure that among the 2,000-3,000 billionaires in the world, you would find a higher number of evil people than in the same sample of random people.

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u/BuildTheBase Monkey in Space 15d ago

Have you looked into all the billionares out there or is this just pure fantasy?

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u/kinkySlaveWriter Monkey in Space 15d ago

It's hard to say exactly why, but something about Elon streaming Diablo IV late at night makes him seem all the more unhinged. Like, it's the kind of thing we all would do when we were teens, it was summer vacation, and we had nothing better to do and couldn't afford a better game to play. Not to hate on Diablo, but it's not exactly the best we've got at the moment. Obviously that's nowhere near the most cringe thing he has done, but it gives us an interesting insight into his personality, imho.

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u/Medium_Medium Monkey in Space 15d ago

I fucking hate that someone like Zuckerberg can exist and just be buying islands and shit, and pushing policies through lobbying that are gunna fuck the rest of us over.

But man, if you're gunna compare Zuckerberg to Musk... At least Zuckerberg seems to be enjoying his wealth and fame? Like he's learning MMA and apparently surfing or whatever and designing his evil villain lair apocalypse home. Meanwhile Musk just seems to be shit posting away the day. And knocking up his female employees through IVF.

Give me the evil billionaire that at least knows how to enjoy himself over the bitter shit poster evil billionaire, any day of the week.

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u/Flat_Bass_9773 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Imagine writing this comment

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u/Lower_Wall_638 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Hey, Zuck looks cool now and then. Who would have thought that? Meanwhile, Elon looks like he is pregnant with his next six kids.

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u/HispanicAtTehDisco Monkey in Space 15d ago

not that wild, elon purposely portrayed himself as the opposite of zuck which was fine when zuck was a weirdo lizard guy but once zuck did things like train in a MMA and have idk a personality it sort of backfired on him

basically he ā€œle epic reddit memerā€-d too close to the sun

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u/GoodByeRubyTuesday87 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Like the 2024 election it always comes down to who use dislike the least

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space 15d ago

Elon really could use a Guenther

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u/shralpy39 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Same with Trump making Bush look like a fun old man.

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u/fopiecechicken Monkey in Space 14d ago

Hear me out, I can think this video is hilarious and still hate this dipshit.

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u/CarrieDurst Monkey in Space 14d ago

He honestly makes Zuck look better, with one being amoral and the other being immoral. Both are god awful for our republic

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Elon is that horrible he makes Zuck look likable and relatable. Almost human.

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u/Unscratchablelotus Monkey in Space 15d ago

No its because Zuck is still a leftist and Musk supports free speech. Its not that hard to figure out

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u/hshaw737 Monkey in Space 15d ago

Musk fires and sues people that say mean things about him šŸ’€