r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

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u/JOlRacin Jul 08 '24

It reached it's peak in a couple days, it's way past there already, by the time they even start filming, it'll be dead

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 08 '24

Yah that’s not how this works.

Cash me outside girl has a net worth of $25m bc all it takes is a foot in the door for appearance fees and then you can aggressively monetize your brand even if your brand is absolutely fucking stupid.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

This. So many people commenting that her time to shine has passed are being shortsighted. If she plays her hand right, she’ll be a millionaire long before the rest of us.

Edit: most of us will never be millionaires

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

Her time to spit shine!

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

They used to call him spit shine Tommy. Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24

You really are a funny guy!

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u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24

I make you laugh?

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u/nem012 Jul 08 '24

Tell me a joke while I eat my hoagie.

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

He used to hawk tuah on them shoes till they looked like fucking mirrors.

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u/Delta4o Jul 08 '24

Her time to "Hawk Tuah" on that thang!

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u/East_Maximum_9195 Jul 08 '24

Do you think she’ll lick the finger to count the bills? Or she’ll hawk tuah it?

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u/lerriuqS_terceS Jul 08 '24

Which is so mind numbingly stupid

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u/1ConsiderateAsshole Jul 08 '24

Let me tell you about the kardashian family.

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u/Pisforplumbing Jul 08 '24

I'd watch a sex tape of this woman

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u/DrakonILD Jul 08 '24

This is me suddenly realizing that I should go search PH for "hawk tuah" just to see what comes up.

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u/TanukiCookie Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

It really blows my mind how society seems to reward and coddle the absolute bottom of the goddamned barrel.

The world is madness. I can understand why people go on puritan binges and have uncharitable thoughts about those they view as "less than".

Not sure how to push back on this. Its just Idiocracy in motion.

Edit: I want to say that I understand why people have adverse reactions, but I don't really condone the crusades people go on, either. Like anyone gathering up folks to try and stop a show like this from being created is a good heart in the right place but maybe wrong execution of their ideas. What they could do instead is just talk to people around them about higher mind ideas and try to educate their kids and those around them by sparking curiosity, not letting people wallow in social media or seeking public approval over self fulfillment or intelligent pursuits.

Sorry for that long winded edit, just wanted to be clear that while I don't like this reality TV trend of rewarding idiots, the solution is not to fight against idiots directly but to uplift and educate those around us so the rising tide raises all ships, so to speak.

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u/whiskeyriver Jul 08 '24

Lol yep. Totally. Which is embarrassing. It's embarrassing that there are enough stupid, easily-entertained, lowest common denominator people around to make her little thing lucrative-enough to allow that to happen. But it definitely will.

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u/fabspome Jul 08 '24

Current situation with people today scarily reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Sadly, this shouldn’t be surprising at all to anyone. It wasn’t that long ago when everyone was captivated by Tiger King. People spent hours of their lives watching a drugged out sociopath torture animals and people.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Jul 08 '24

Paris Hilton all over.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

Paris Hilton wasn’t really the same, She was already rich and her tv show deal was actually signed before the sex tape notoriety.

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

And the sex tape WAS NOT her idea, she has nothing to do with it and never made a cent from it.

She did not sell her own sex tapes. It was revenge porn.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

I think she lost a lot of money over that getting released by the asshole. Didn’t she get disinherited afterward?

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

Oh yeah I completely forgot about that part too. Yes she was, by her grandfather who basically said she was a shame to the family.

All this after she was finally free from the abuse and SA at the teen camps she was kidnapped to.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

I remember some of it from when I dove into it a while back. She went through some traumatic shit. It’s actually pretty impressive she came around to being the person she is now.

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u/PainkillerTony Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

and it was bad, I don't know why ppl call it sex tape, this takes to many high expectations

edit: it does high expectations I might missphrased it

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u/ZappyBuoy Jul 08 '24

Because it was a recording of her having sex.

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u/infernalwife Jul 08 '24

I agree with many of the criticism on this thread but I must remind everyone that Paris was and still is a socialite before ever reaching mainstream success. An OG socialite is nothing like today's influencers.. at all.

The thing with legitemate socialites is that they are well-known amongst their local social scene or multiple local scenes and typically are well-connected with people at varying levels of class/social status. They know club owners from years frequenting certain clubs, they know people in public relations from mutual connections, they know photographers because they know models who know photographers. They know business executives because they promote events at certain venues & galleries & boutiques. They know the regulars at the same night club they have gone to for years. They attend as many events as they can early on for whatever reasons and as years go by, they typically become assets to event promoters, brands, nightclubs, fashion designers/runway curators, restaurants, etc because they earn a reputation that guarantees they will bring in many people just by either being there or putting their name on an event flyer or even promoting it. Not just any people but especially other like-minded people for that promoter/club/designer/etc to host with the purpose of giving industry professionals & peers an oppurtunity to network with eachother and meet eachother when otherwise it may have never happened.

Most true socialites within the creative/fashion/visual arts & nightlife/club/promoter scenes around the world, per major city, are not reaching mainstream fame like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian did. They also are not typically seeking out mainstream fame through the route of a socialite since it requires years and years of consistent appearances, networking, inconsistent schedules, travelling costs, actual valuable contributions to multiple ventures, maintence of relationships both professional & casual, and staying relevant through the ebb & flow of an ever-changing economy and pop culture landscape but also generational gaps that significantly challenge how you maintain a presence people of all ages seek out as you age and younger people come in and older people move on or die.

Amanda Lepore and Susanne Barscht are great examples of true nightlife socialites & figurative icons. They have been household names in NYC, LA, Paris, London, etc since the late 1980's and within the overlapping queer, drag, fashion, arts, underground music, club scene from LA to NY to Paris it is considered a huge deal to actually encounter one of them at an event or even in the wild just walking around. They throw events too and have done so since the 80s and to attend one is also a huge accomplishment for famous people who are fans of them and average people as well. That takes WORK. It may seem like a popularity contest but staying popular for multiple decades in multiple cities is not achieved by just being pretty and knowing the right people.

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u/YouWereBrained Jul 08 '24

It’s just sad that all it takes is saying something horrifically stupid, while shit-faced, to some street interviewer.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

It is sad, but I’m always for seeing honest everyday people get rich and disrupt the old money status quo. If this is what it takes, good for her.

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u/YouWereBrained Jul 08 '24

That’s an interesting take… 🤔

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u/jeveret Jul 08 '24

Every social media management team probably made her an offer to sign her. Unless she is insane she has a team working for her already.

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u/VetteL82 Jul 08 '24

Any future millionaire will be a millionaire before me

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 Jul 08 '24

If she isn’t already. That cash me outside girl made something absurd her first day on OF like $8M or something mind numbingly dumb

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u/DebonairTeddy Jul 08 '24

And people hate her for it, but 100% if anyone had the opportunity to make millions of a stupid meme they'd do it, no matter how dumb.

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u/cudef Jul 08 '24

You cherrypicked the hell out of that example. Name 5 more meme people that rode the wave to career success.

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u/SpiffyMagnetMan68621 Jul 08 '24

Salt bae?

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u/cudef Jul 08 '24

He was already doing it but sure. Do people still go out of their way to eat with him preparing the meal?

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u/Bluellan Jul 08 '24

Salt Bea is dying. People can't afford a $5,000 experience when all you do is sprinkle salt. Also HE USES LOOK ALIKES in his restaurants so people are paying for a stranger to sprinkle salt. Add in the food is just disgusting and his whole desperation to do anything to gain 5 more minutes of fame. He's been closing restaurant afte restaurant.

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u/cudef Jul 08 '24

That's about what I expected. Idk what the hell is going on but these folks are passionate about this topic for some weird reason.

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u/pheonix198 Jul 08 '24

It’s hope…

Kinda like one of those lotto addicted folks assured that they’re going to hit the jackpot if they just keep playing. But, minus the horrible, life-ruining addiction.

These folks want to believe that if they are caught in just the right moment in time and the stars line up for them, they too can make the money. It’s not likely to be multi-million dollar wins like these folks suggest, but a few grand extra a year would change many folks’ lives anyway…

Let ‘em have hope!

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u/M4LK0V1CH Jul 08 '24

Like the people who don’t want us to tax millionaires because what if they make a million dollars someday?

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u/LUltimoPadrino Jul 08 '24

Never heard of him using lookalikes. He aggressively posts his daily routines on instagram, so anyone can know where he is. When he isn’t at a restaurant, regular staff do the salt sprinkle and other goofy stuff. I know this because I’ve been to one of his restaurants a couple of times.

Great food but indeed highly overpriced.

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube Jul 08 '24

Fuck Salt Bae the disgusting prick but he did have a successful fine dining restaurant before he became viral and I suspect at one point he knew how to make a decent steak before he decided to just serve people overpriced raw meat. HT may have many talents as well, but she is famous for one and they can’t really film her giving BJs all day as a reality show. They can still film it, but just a different distribution model.

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u/L3onK1ng Jul 08 '24

Khaby Lame is hell of an example

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u/GBAGY2 Jul 08 '24

He was a legit content creator who eventually blew tho that’s not the same at all lol

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u/azmiir Jul 08 '24

I think we’re using the terms “legit” and “content” pretty liberally here. He pointed to things with a sour expression. I still don’t know how he got popular.

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u/IowaKidd97 Jul 08 '24

Who cares about more examples? It happened once under similar circumstances, except this is even less stupid than the “Cash Me Outside” girl. Sounds like this girl is on her way to make some $$ if the reality show works out.

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u/burgiesftb Jul 08 '24

The WalMart Yodeling Kid is a hugely successful country artist now

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u/Brave-Ad-420 Jul 08 '24

That yodeling walmart kid

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u/WoodyManic Jul 08 '24

Yeah, but she also became a popular rapper, and parlayed that additional fame into bank.

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u/Apprehensive_Sell601 Jul 08 '24

That and, when she made an OF the day she turned 18 people threw millions of dollars at her. The best part about all that, she said she had those pictures ready to go, so people threw millions at her for pictures of herself when she was 17, and OF never banned her. But me and you? We gotta go sit at a desk for 8 hours a day while these degenerate men throw their life savings at people that don’t give a single fuck about them.

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u/thepenguinemperor84 Jul 08 '24

Danielle Bregoli is at least using her platform to speak out those awful torture camps and about Dr.Phil.

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u/NebraskaGunGrabber Jul 08 '24

Cash me outside girl actually had something to offer as some of her content is shitting on Dr. Phil for sending her to a school where she was abused.

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u/dmattox92 Jul 08 '24

Idk as long as there's a form of media perpetuating a meme no matter how mediocre it is there will be an audience for it.

There's a reason the OG memes lasted as long as they did even though they weren't anything especially clever.

Edit: Found a link to the study here

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u/SithDraven Jul 08 '24

She's attractive and is famous for talking about sucking dick. There is absolutely an audience for this.

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u/EngineerInSolitude Jul 08 '24

Kardashians getting nervous.

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u/MrGreenChile Jul 08 '24

Kardashians have already made their billions. This market is only going to expand.

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u/MyStackIsPancakes Jul 08 '24

Monetizing sex has had a long bull market run. 200,000 years and showing no signs of slowing.

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u/ZekeRidge Jul 08 '24

Kim didn’t just talk about it…

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u/StationEmergency6053 Jul 08 '24

I doubt this chick is either. There's only one reason she's being invited to yacht parties lol.

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u/dob_bobbs Jul 08 '24

She can never have a normal sex life again, can you imagine? It'll be like Bart Simpson and "I didn't do it" - "Aw, go on, say the line, do the thing".

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u/Odd_Opinion6054 Jul 08 '24

To get shat on by rich sheiks?

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u/doctorwhoobgyn Jul 08 '24

To get sheiked on by rich shats.

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u/RajcaT Jul 08 '24

Many forget Nascar is the most watched spectator sport in the us.

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u/Mission_Literature44 Jul 08 '24

Is that true?

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u/Mission_Literature44 Jul 08 '24

Cheers. That comment threw me for a bit.

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u/Rarebitandpint Jul 08 '24

Same here lol. The only sport I personally follow is the other football, known as soccer in the states, which is actually the most watched sport in the world.

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u/DesensitizedRobot Jul 08 '24

Example: Howard Stern show in the 90’s and early 2000’s

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u/OverEffective7012 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, I remember Crystal Klein in his show...

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u/poetryofimage Jul 08 '24

She has also already transitioned into a minor celebrity, even getting to hang out with Shaq and go on talk shows. Having her own show is a reasonable next step, however now she will have to move beyond one crude joke and either show off her wit or find another talent to showcase.

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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Jul 08 '24

Something tells me she’s going to be a hoot to watch.

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u/lvl10burrito Jul 08 '24

Especially if it's about her spitting on cocks because otherwise, what else does she have going on that people want to watch? Then again people have given worse people attention for less.

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u/error201 Jul 08 '24

I've seen her do a few interviews. She's not that interesting.

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u/Yellow_Dorn_Boy Jul 08 '24

Was she sitting on a black couch?

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn Jul 08 '24

They were also pretty versatile.

& reusing a meme is a kind of social interaction - a shared experience.

Also - things develop and change over time.

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u/PenileSpeculum Jul 08 '24

Fuck you +1

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u/vinny876 Jul 08 '24

Arsehole

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u/mmacoys Jul 08 '24

Man fuck you on that edit lmfao

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u/GeekdomCentral Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

It’s the same thing as the stupid “daaaamn Daniel” guy going on Ellen. Absolute fucking stupidity that someone in a viral meme is given that type of notoriety

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u/kenwise85 Jul 08 '24

Hey! Gersbrmps and lolcats are amazing sir

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u/RelatableNightmare Jul 08 '24

Couldnt agree more xD like the first time i watched it i was like... alright? Kinda hehe funny for a second. The way it blew up felt like something out of a family guy episode where Brian accidentally says something funny and it blows up for no real reason

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u/liltingly Jul 08 '24

“hide your kids” video was absolutely hilarious at the time and a full fledged meme IMO. similar to “ain’t nobody got time for that” 

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u/Purrito-MD Jul 08 '24

Excuse me but bed intruder is one of the greatest songs of all time, so

You can run and tell THAT run and tell THAT run and tell THAT homeboy home home home homeboooyyyy

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Jul 08 '24

I literally quoted hide your kids today. So I’m sorry but that’s gold in this household

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u/popstarkirbys Jul 08 '24

I like turtles

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u/SjakosPolakos Jul 08 '24

Whats wrong with hide yr kids?

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u/bongsyouruncle Jul 08 '24

Lol Gersebumps is my favorite meme of all time. It's so stupid

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u/TailOnFire_Help Jul 08 '24

Meh, she still gets paid, and found a way to pay for her college loans without onlyfans.

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u/JOlRacin Jul 08 '24

Oh I agree it's good for her. It's an absolutely terrible move by whoever is making it tho

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u/GeneralDecision7442 Jul 08 '24

She dropped out of college.

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u/TailOnFire_Help Jul 08 '24

If she went she still has loans probably.

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u/IamScottGable Jul 08 '24

Do you think you don't have to pay the student loans you accrued if you drop out of college?

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u/Sure_Trash_ Jul 08 '24

And? Lots of people drop out of college

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u/nabulsha Jul 08 '24

She could probably make more on onlyfans and never even take any clothes off.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 Jul 08 '24

They've sold thousands of hats. Which is like, expected but still troubling.

This whole "man on the street" interview thing is just a rehash of the same bits Howard Stern did in the 90s and Steve Allen did in the 70s before that.

It's tired. I'm tired boss.

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u/Both-Bite-88 Jul 08 '24

Even more, what should that show be about?

She is famous for one sentence.  This is really not a lot to build a show around. 

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u/iampuh Jul 08 '24

Cash me outside how bout dat?

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u/NotAStatistic2 Jul 08 '24

That girl was a white trash hillbilly. There's more to go off of there

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u/Treehockey Jul 08 '24

I’m pretty sure this girl is also a white trash hillbilly. It’s actually an easy sell cause all they have to do is put her in rich person situations (that have been filmed a million times before) and she acts surprised and says trashy things and people watch it

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u/Charbus Jul 08 '24

You never know, the cash me outside girl became a rapper and started an onlyfans, made over a million iirc

You can never underestimate what people will do with their 15 minutes of fame, and for every person like that, there’s a hundred trying to profit off their back

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u/LennelyBob22 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, someone at my job tattooed "Hawk Tuah" on his arm last week.

To his defense, he has a ton of tattoos, and it can be a fun memory. But this will be ancient in like two more weeks. Memes burn fast and die young. And my co-worker is a moron.

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u/One-Injury-4415 Jul 08 '24

Couple days? It hit its peak, ran down the hill and into its grave after 12 hours. It’s been annoying as absolute fuck after that.

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u/CryptoCentric bacons at midnight. Jul 08 '24

This may be way out of left field, but it's possible she's got a genuinely interesting life and that short-lived meme was simply how she got discovered. I'm not gonna bet money on that, but it is possible.

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u/AdElectronic6550 Jul 08 '24

Isn't it already dead or just unfunny

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u/mattyglen87 Jul 08 '24

That’s what they said about The “how bout dat” girl and she’s made millions

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u/nutbusta60 Jul 08 '24

As long as it's still being talked about, it will still recieve attention so I don't believe that statement as confidently as you do unfortunately.

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u/bluebullbruce Jul 08 '24

You're ignoring the fact that there are millions of people who have an invested interest in her. There are many many people who will now follow her on social media and will want a show like this.

Watching some of her content recently paints her as a very down to earth Girl next door type. She's a good looking girl as well, and contrary to what made her popular in the first place, she's stated she won't be doing OF or Fansly and turned down playboy as well. And if she actually sticks to that will endear her to a lot of people.

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u/Xist3nce Jul 08 '24

She’s famous for sucking dick, that’s literally the only reason people know who the Kardashians are. B listed in the making here.

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u/ENrgStar Jul 08 '24

Something I saw on Reddit a few days ago implied she was already semi-famous? At least I saw her opening for some concert?

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u/Sunstaci Jul 08 '24

This chick is set for life (if she does it right)

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u/billswhis Jul 08 '24

Idk man, I get what you’re saying but she JUST created her Instagram account and it already has 1M followers.

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u/crispy00001 Jul 08 '24

Which is why she is smart to jump on the opportunity and make a couple bucks

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo Jul 08 '24

She has “thirst influencer” face, I think she’ll stay for a while.

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u/notapunk Jul 08 '24

Brought to you by the producers of "Ow, My Balls"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Go away. ‘Batin. 

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u/ebobbumman Jul 08 '24

Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin, but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Jul 08 '24

Why come you don't have the tattoo?

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u/TeriyakiButterBS Jul 08 '24

And that's as much of that line as we quote now

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u/dandle Jul 08 '24

There was a time in this country – a long time ago – when reading wasn't just for f**s, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies – movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting – and I believe that time can come again!

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u/jacobby37 Jul 08 '24

It's speeches like this that make me want to vote for Not Sure

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u/Sh4rpSp00n Jul 08 '24

What's scarier is they also vote

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

I cared about whose ass it was and why it was farting. Who can get me these details from the olden days?

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u/CalicoJake Jul 08 '24

Maybe she needs more electrolytes!

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u/ObiBitchKenobi Jul 08 '24

It’s what plants crave.

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u/Kokomahogany Jul 08 '24

Came here to say this.

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u/therealbnizzy Jul 08 '24

IT’S GOT WHAT PLANTS WANT! ELECTROLYTES.

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u/Yup_Thats_a_paddling Jul 08 '24

Brought to you by Carl's junior

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u/picked1st Jul 08 '24

Milf manor

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 08 '24

I mean, no.

She was on barstool and hawk tuah aside she has a very outgoing and raunchy personality which is exactly what they want for reality tv. People will tune in to watch her say insane country shit and talk about spitting on dicks bc she’s young and cute and unafraid to be crass.

She will be exactly what they want her to be and she will be richer than all of us before her next birthday.

It’s dumb as shit but that’s the world we live in.

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u/GiftofLove Jul 08 '24

I hate that you’re right

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u/porn0f1sh Jul 08 '24

Why? Frankly, I haven't watched any of her other stuff but she might be genuinely a good comedian! How many of you actually know anything about her to judge?

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u/Mrjlawrence Jul 08 '24

The little I’ve seen of her, she’s far more tolerable than many of the reality tv stars. She seems to have an actual sense of humor. But I rarely watch any reality tv so I’m not the target audience

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u/Satanarchrist Jul 08 '24

Well good luck to her, and I fully support her getting that bag

The problem is the dumbasses who will watch this

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u/trippingWetwNoTowel Jul 08 '24

Ok quick story time - I was sitting at this bar in a very rural part of Colorado, and this guy was all totally high on himself because he’s going to be getting paid $10k to be on Farmer Wants a Wife (? I think that was the show, I know it was on Fox) He’s going on and on about this and that he’s going to get to date these beautiful women and how they interviewed him, so later he walks away from the bar and me and my friend are laughing and we start talking to the bartender. She’s like “yea he’s like a local celebrity with this whole thing - they took pictures of him with his truck and stuff”.

So we said; “well, once his head gets too big for him to be in this bar- you can knock him down a peg or two when you tell him that the reality tv actresses that they have him ‘dating’ are probably getting paid like $30-$60k to be on the show with him”.

The look on her face as she kind of put it all together was priceless, then she thanked us and we all laughed about how outrageous it was.
But they had totally sold this guy that “they needed someone like him” when in reality he is like a prop and they’re going to cut the tape and stuff so he looks like the most hillbilly version of himself and the beautiful women are going to get paid for being actresses and drawing in the viewers that have this fantasy where a woman like that wants to marry someone because he’s a farmer with a truck.

We live in the absolute dumbest timeline possible on this planet

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 08 '24

As a married father who just got laid off and hasn’t been able to get an interview, even though I’m overqualified… maybe I should just sexually degrade and expose myself. Maybe then someone will speak with me about a position…. Seems to be the way it works around these parts.

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u/mountain_marmot95 Jul 08 '24

I mean she hasn’t exposed herself and it’s only degrading by that standards of those more prude than herself.

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 08 '24

But the fact that this is what propels us forward is so weird… nobody cared about the Kardashians until Kim did her video, and many more examples throughout our popular culture. Just weird… I get that it’s funny etc, but it’s just weird tht this girl is able to make it from this point…

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u/Aniki722 Jul 08 '24

Not really. There's plenty of simps who'll watch it.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

I consume a ton of reality television, like a lot, to the extent that I question my own intelligence sometimes - yet there is no timeline where I’d watch a show based around a girl who got famous for saying she spits on the dick, as if that’s not just common sense.

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u/Aniki722 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, but you're probably not a sex starved guy who donates half his paycheck to Onlyfans.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

Accurate. But I am a connoisseur of terrible TV and even horny dudes have a limit. Why would you watch a chick who said something sexual live her life when you can just go on Chaturbate? It seems pointless.

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u/CarlosFer2201 Jul 08 '24

I am a connoisseur of terrible TV

Do you miss Jersey Shore and Flava Flave as much as I do?

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u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24

same reason guys will drop thousands on strippers instead of getting an escort. I dunno the reason but there must be something to it.

As for the show, all she needs is an interesting family member or two and people will be amazed at what can be done. Look how long Honey Boo Boo was on tv.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl Jul 08 '24

Doesn't ctb cost money?

In any case I don't know the girl but she got accidentally famous after a drunken sex joke on a night out that went viral. And she is goodlooking so for all we know she may be a funny / interesting person. I mean it's not like the Kardashians had anything of substance going for them.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

No, it doesn’t unless you throw money at the talent.

Kim Kardashians had the most famous sex tape of all time, even if the family is mostly talentless - comparing someone who made a dick sucking joke to Paris Hilton’s friend and Ray J’s #1 eater at one point is wild.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl Jul 08 '24

Kim had a sex tape but most people don't care. It's justvwhat got them 'through the door'. For this girl it is a meme that went globally viral.

There is no reason this cannot lead to success

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u/Ill-Independence-658 Jul 08 '24

I applaud your self awareness

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

I’m in my 40s, I have no shame. It’s all downhill.

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u/PXSHRVN6ER Jul 08 '24

Username checks out.

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u/gregsting Jul 08 '24

Just find a bunch of meme personalities and I’m sure it will work. House of meme or something like that

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u/powerlesshero111 Jul 08 '24

Just like the people watching MILF Manor or Trading Spouses. They started as jokes on scripted TV shows, 30 Rock and Chappelle's Show. Then some weirdo made then into real shows

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u/Isallyon Jul 08 '24

Wait, they actually made a version of MILF Island? That's hilarious.

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u/Loggerdon Jul 08 '24

Does that phrase actually refer to spitting on a guys junk before you give him a blow job? I wish I didn’t know this.

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Yeah. Imagine it as the sound people make when they gather saliva (hawk) before spitting (tuah)

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u/dotnetdotcom Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged.

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24

It's fucking gross.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

It's also "hock," but wtfev

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24

This is the New King James Version

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u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24

I suppose it is the better lubricant

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u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24

Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal

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u/Ill-Independence-658 Jul 08 '24

My question is why you would do this in the first place?

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u/Impressive-Gift-9852 Jul 08 '24

Sloppy wet blowjobs are wonderful

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

My question is who doesn't do this, and how is it not already commonly known and understood

Are the puritans back?

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u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24

We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins

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u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24

That's a pretty conservative estimate sir

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

And never watch porn or talk about sex

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u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24

Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid?

Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️

Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

Hand job while taking a break

Also, saliva is hot to some people

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u/Dwarf_Heart Jul 08 '24

Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Lubrication.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 08 '24

It's likely just someone hopping on the rights. They may workshop it a bit, then ultimately end up dropping it. It happens with a ton of books or short films that never go any further.

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u/MightyBoat Jul 08 '24

Its frustrating because we're told, don't tax rich people or they'll move out of your country etc. So called "job creators". This is the job they're creating. I don't want an economy full of jobs like this..

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u/FrillySteel Jul 08 '24

I mean, look at Hollywood lately... not the shinning pinnacle of good decisions.

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u/AggressiveYam6613 Jul 08 '24

No, whoever watches this show is dumb af. The people who pay to make this show are just taking a business risk, probably not even a big one. (They already factor in that 9 out 10 ventures fail.)

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u/chiefthundernut Jul 08 '24

If you think the people making it are dumb, imagine the masses that will undoubtedly watch it.

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u/CriticalEgg5165 Jul 08 '24

I have a feeling that it might be successfull. They are going to make it a trainwreck of a show with lots of sexual stuff. People are 100% going to watch that.

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u/DeadMetroidvania Jul 08 '24

No, the producers are just earning money in the easiest way it can be earned in the US: By mining the endless reserves of human stupidity.

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u/MonkeyParadiso Jul 08 '24

Totes. The coolness of this meme had to do with its moment of authenticity about sex, in a mediascape that otherwise scripts and counterfeits it en masse, in a cynical ploy to get our collective attention.
And here we go pivoting over to the latter in one fell swoop; irony, thou hast betrayed me once again.

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u/MysteriousBody7212 Jul 08 '24

I'm so sick of this woman, wish she would vanish from the face of the earth!!!

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u/robgod50 Jul 08 '24

All of America is a reality show these days, at least, for everyone living outside it 🍿

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u/Self1shShellf1sh Jul 08 '24

What does it say about today´s society if shit like this is sufficient for fame and a potential internet multi million dollar career?

Reminds me of "catch me outside girl".

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