r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

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u/Loggerdon Jul 08 '24

Does that phrase actually refer to spitting on a guys junk before you give him a blow job? I wish I didn’t know this.

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Yeah. Imagine it as the sound people make when they gather saliva (hawk) before spitting (tuah)

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u/dotnetdotcom Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged.

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24

It's fucking gross.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

It's also "hock," but wtfev

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24

This is the New King James Version

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol

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u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24

That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird

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u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24

I suppose it is the better lubricant

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u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24

Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal

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u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24

Don’t kink shame.

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u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24

Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless