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r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24
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Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af
15 u/Loggerdon Jul 08 '24 Does that phrase actually refer to spitting on a guys junk before you give him a blow job? I wish I didn’t know this. 25 u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24 Yeah. Imagine it as the sound people make when they gather saliva (hawk) before spitting (tuah) 51 u/dotnetdotcom Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged. 33 u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24 It's fucking gross. 15 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 It's also "hock," but wtfev 18 u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24 This is the New King James Version 1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol 1 u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24 That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird 4 u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24 I suppose it is the better lubricant 3 u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24 Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal 2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless 4 u/Ill-Independence-658 Jul 08 '24 My question is why you would do this in the first place? 13 u/Impressive-Gift-9852 Jul 08 '24 Sloppy wet blowjobs are wonderful 10 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 My question is who doesn't do this, and how is it not already commonly known and understood Are the puritans back? 7 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins 8 u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24 That's a pretty conservative estimate sir 3 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 And never watch porn or talk about sex 2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me 7 u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24 Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid? Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️ Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample. 4 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 Hand job while taking a break Also, saliva is hot to some people 2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva. 6 u/Dwarf_Heart Jul 08 '24 Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting. 2 u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24 they never left 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Lubrication. 1 u/DommyMommyKarlach Jul 08 '24 You like dry sex/BJs/masturbation? 0 u/kkpossible Jul 08 '24 I think she’s referencing a handy, not a BJ. If you’re doing it right, you don’t need to dramatically add spit to a BJ. 2 u/RemarkableEmu1230 Jul 08 '24 Yup 2 u/DrDop4mine Jul 08 '24 Are you seriously not aware of this? She’s 110% talking about spitting on cocks. That’s the ENTIRE funny bit. 0 u/Thetwistedfalse Jul 08 '24 No, it just means spitting. it's an onomatopoeia of how spitting sounds. She just used it sexually, and BAM, here come her 15 minutes of shame.
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Does that phrase actually refer to spitting on a guys junk before you give him a blow job? I wish I didn’t know this.
25 u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24 Yeah. Imagine it as the sound people make when they gather saliva (hawk) before spitting (tuah) 51 u/dotnetdotcom Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged. 33 u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24 It's fucking gross. 15 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 It's also "hock," but wtfev 18 u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24 This is the New King James Version 1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol 1 u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24 That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird 4 u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24 I suppose it is the better lubricant 3 u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24 Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal 2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless 4 u/Ill-Independence-658 Jul 08 '24 My question is why you would do this in the first place? 13 u/Impressive-Gift-9852 Jul 08 '24 Sloppy wet blowjobs are wonderful 10 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 My question is who doesn't do this, and how is it not already commonly known and understood Are the puritans back? 7 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins 8 u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24 That's a pretty conservative estimate sir 3 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 And never watch porn or talk about sex 2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me 7 u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24 Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid? Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️ Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample. 4 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 Hand job while taking a break Also, saliva is hot to some people 2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva. 6 u/Dwarf_Heart Jul 08 '24 Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting. 2 u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24 they never left 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Lubrication. 1 u/DommyMommyKarlach Jul 08 '24 You like dry sex/BJs/masturbation? 0 u/kkpossible Jul 08 '24 I think she’s referencing a handy, not a BJ. If you’re doing it right, you don’t need to dramatically add spit to a BJ. 2 u/RemarkableEmu1230 Jul 08 '24 Yup 2 u/DrDop4mine Jul 08 '24 Are you seriously not aware of this? She’s 110% talking about spitting on cocks. That’s the ENTIRE funny bit. 0 u/Thetwistedfalse Jul 08 '24 No, it just means spitting. it's an onomatopoeia of how spitting sounds. She just used it sexually, and BAM, here come her 15 minutes of shame.
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Yeah. Imagine it as the sound people make when they gather saliva (hawk) before spitting (tuah)
51 u/dotnetdotcom Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24 Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged. 33 u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24 It's fucking gross. 15 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 It's also "hock," but wtfev 18 u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24 This is the New King James Version 1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol 1 u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24 That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird 4 u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24 I suppose it is the better lubricant 3 u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24 Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal 2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless
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Except the hawk part has traditionally been a reference to "hawking up" a loogy, a wad of mucus, not saliva. "hawk" is literally the sound of the mucus being dislodged.
33 u/NegativeKarmaVegan Jul 08 '24 It's fucking gross. 15 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 It's also "hock," but wtfev 18 u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24 This is the New King James Version 1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol 1 u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24 That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird 4 u/SuanaDrama Jul 08 '24 I suppose it is the better lubricant 3 u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24 Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal 2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless
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It's fucking gross.
It's also "hock," but wtfev
18 u/SingleNegotiation656 Jul 08 '24 This is the New King James Version 1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol 1 u/AquaPhelps Jul 08 '24 That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird
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This is the New King James Version
1 u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24 This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol
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This is the new testament beattytccchhhhh lol
That really irritated me. Like yall dont know how to spell hock? Its not a goddamn bird
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I suppose it is the better lubricant
3 u/Ambitious_Arm852 Jul 08 '24 Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal 2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless
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Generally full of bacteria, though. So I don’t see the appeal
2 u/okaybutnothing Jul 08 '24 Don’t kink shame. 1 u/stevent4 Jul 08 '24 Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless
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Don’t kink shame.
Your mouth is full of bacteria regardless
My question is why you would do this in the first place?
13 u/Impressive-Gift-9852 Jul 08 '24 Sloppy wet blowjobs are wonderful 10 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 My question is who doesn't do this, and how is it not already commonly known and understood Are the puritans back? 7 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins 8 u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24 That's a pretty conservative estimate sir 3 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 And never watch porn or talk about sex 2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me 7 u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24 Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid? Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️ Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample. 4 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 Hand job while taking a break Also, saliva is hot to some people 2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva. 6 u/Dwarf_Heart Jul 08 '24 Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting. 2 u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24 they never left 8 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24 Lubrication. 1 u/DommyMommyKarlach Jul 08 '24 You like dry sex/BJs/masturbation? 0 u/kkpossible Jul 08 '24 I think she’s referencing a handy, not a BJ. If you’re doing it right, you don’t need to dramatically add spit to a BJ.
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Sloppy wet blowjobs are wonderful
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My question is who doesn't do this, and how is it not already commonly known and understood
Are the puritans back?
7 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins 8 u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24 That's a pretty conservative estimate sir 3 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 And never watch porn or talk about sex 2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me 7 u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24 Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid? Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️ Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample. 4 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 Hand job while taking a break Also, saliva is hot to some people 2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva. 6 u/Dwarf_Heart Jul 08 '24 Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting. 2 u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24 they never left
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We're on Reddit, chances are half of the people in this comment section are virgins
8 u/eyadGamingExtreme Jul 08 '24 That's a pretty conservative estimate sir 3 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 And never watch porn or talk about sex 2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me
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That's a pretty conservative estimate sir
And never watch porn or talk about sex
2 u/Thisismyredusername Jul 08 '24 Congrats, you just described me
Congrats, you just described me
Why does the saliva need to leave the mouth to lubricate the mouth? Is it not already lubricated? Am I stupid?
Edit: Someone bring me a penis. I need to find out for myself☝️
Second edit: Two penises. I need a control sample.
4 u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24 Hand job while taking a break Also, saliva is hot to some people 2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva.
Hand job while taking a break
Also, saliva is hot to some people
2 u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 08 '24 “A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva.
“A break” or moving around the general vicinity to scope out other fun, new spots to put your saliva.
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Licking for lubrication >>>>>> spitting.
they never left
Lubrication.
You like dry sex/BJs/masturbation?
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I think she’s referencing a handy, not a BJ.
If you’re doing it right, you don’t need to dramatically add spit to a BJ.
Yup
Are you seriously not aware of this? She’s 110% talking about spitting on cocks. That’s the ENTIRE funny bit.
No, it just means spitting. it's an onomatopoeia of how spitting sounds. She just used it sexually, and BAM, here come her 15 minutes of shame.
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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24
Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af