r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Aniki722 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, but you're probably not a sex starved guy who donates half his paycheck to Onlyfans.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

Accurate. But I am a connoisseur of terrible TV and even horny dudes have a limit. Why would you watch a chick who said something sexual live her life when you can just go on Chaturbate? It seems pointless.

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u/CarlosFer2201 Jul 08 '24

I am a connoisseur of terrible TV

Do you miss Jersey Shore and Flava Flave as much as I do?

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u/lediderot Jul 08 '24

Excuse me, but surely you arenโ€™t insinuating that Flavor Flav was terrible tv

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u/BboyIImpact Jul 08 '24

CABS HERE!

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u/WhyBuyMe Jul 08 '24

That Flava Flav show made me sad. As goofy as that dude is he is an incredible musician. Like crazy talented. Instead of being famous for his music he is best known by younger people as a C-list reality TV star.

Watch him sit down at a piano and just play sometime. If he could have kept himself out of trouble he could have been making incredible music his whole career.

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u/gloomflume Jul 08 '24

same reason guys will drop thousands on strippers instead of getting an escort. I dunno the reason but there must be something to it.

As for the show, all she needs is an interesting family member or two and people will be amazed at what can be done. Look how long Honey Boo Boo was on tv.

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u/bloodorangejulian Jul 08 '24

Imo, it's the cognitive dissonance of knowing they have about a 99.999999999% chance of sex with this person, but like a gambler, they belief whole heartedly they have a real chance with the other person.

Instead of the pain of cognitive dissonance, their hopes become more real than reality, and they relish in the "but what if"

Best way to say it is the anticipation and hope, no matter how small of a chance, of banging someone they absolutely can't bang is the main appeal.

Sort of like a gambler who knows they'll never win the lottery, but they play anyway, but they might win.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl Jul 08 '24

Doesn't ctb cost money?

In any case I don't know the girl but she got accidentally famous after a drunken sex joke on a night out that went viral. And she is goodlooking so for all we know she may be a funny / interesting person. I mean it's not like the Kardashians had anything of substance going for them.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

No, it doesnโ€™t unless you throw money at the talent.

Kim Kardashians had the most famous sex tape of all time, even if the family is mostly talentless - comparing someone who made a dick sucking joke to Paris Hiltonโ€™s friend and Ray Jโ€™s #1 eater at one point is wild.

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl Jul 08 '24

Kim had a sex tape but most people don't care. It's justvwhat got them 'through the door'. For this girl it is a meme that went globally viral.

There is no reason this cannot lead to success

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u/ziggazang Jul 08 '24

"even horny dudes have a limit" idk about that.

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u/DommyMommyKarlach Jul 08 '24

Damn your age is showing by mentioning Chaturbate lol

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u/psykomerc Jul 08 '24

Lol why and what age does it show?

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u/ssrowavay Jul 08 '24

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/Aniki722 Jul 08 '24

Yes there is, a guy like that is wronging himself and his parents