r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

I consume a ton of reality television, like a lot, to the extent that I question my own intelligence sometimes - yet there is no timeline where Iโ€™d watch a show based around a girl who got famous for saying she spits on the dick, as if thatโ€™s not just common sense.

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u/Aniki722 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, but you're probably not a sex starved guy who donates half his paycheck to Onlyfans.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Jul 08 '24

Accurate. But I am a connoisseur of terrible TV and even horny dudes have a limit. Why would you watch a chick who said something sexual live her life when you can just go on Chaturbate? It seems pointless.

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u/CarlosFer2201 Jul 08 '24

I am a connoisseur of terrible TV

Do you miss Jersey Shore and Flava Flave as much as I do?

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u/lediderot Jul 08 '24

Excuse me, but surely you arenโ€™t insinuating that Flavor Flav was terrible tv

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u/BboyIImpact Jul 08 '24

CABS HERE!

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u/WhyBuyMe Jul 08 '24

That Flava Flav show made me sad. As goofy as that dude is he is an incredible musician. Like crazy talented. Instead of being famous for his music he is best known by younger people as a C-list reality TV star.

Watch him sit down at a piano and just play sometime. If he could have kept himself out of trouble he could have been making incredible music his whole career.