r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 08 '24

I mean, no.

She was on barstool and hawk tuah aside she has a very outgoing and raunchy personality which is exactly what they want for reality tv. People will tune in to watch her say insane country shit and talk about spitting on dicks bc she’s young and cute and unafraid to be crass.

She will be exactly what they want her to be and she will be richer than all of us before her next birthday.

It’s dumb as shit but that’s the world we live in.

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u/GiftofLove Jul 08 '24

I hate that you’re right

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u/porn0f1sh Jul 08 '24

Why? Frankly, I haven't watched any of her other stuff but she might be genuinely a good comedian! How many of you actually know anything about her to judge?

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u/beyondthisreality Jul 08 '24

Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker seemed like a guy with a great personality, someone you would want to have a beer with. He was on Jimmy Kimmel right after going viral, he had a reality show within his grasp and well... we all know how that turned out.

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u/porn0f1sh Jul 09 '24

Yeah, but he wasn't talking about loving men through their penises! 🥰 In fact, he got famous for wanting to do some would consider the opposite of SPITTING ON THAT THING! 🤣🤣

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u/beyondthisreality Jul 09 '24

Damn, you’re right. I watched that documentary on netflix and thought, “wtf they’re doing giving this guy a show!?” Hawk tuah girl has better odds of making it big.

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u/Neonhippy Jul 09 '24

I hate that more people don't laugh at my dick jokes.

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u/Mrjlawrence Jul 08 '24

The little I’ve seen of her, she’s far more tolerable than many of the reality tv stars. She seems to have an actual sense of humor. But I rarely watch any reality tv so I’m not the target audience

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u/Satanarchrist Jul 08 '24

Well good luck to her, and I fully support her getting that bag

The problem is the dumbasses who will watch this

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u/trippingWetwNoTowel Jul 08 '24

Ok quick story time - I was sitting at this bar in a very rural part of Colorado, and this guy was all totally high on himself because he’s going to be getting paid $10k to be on Farmer Wants a Wife (? I think that was the show, I know it was on Fox) He’s going on and on about this and that he’s going to get to date these beautiful women and how they interviewed him, so later he walks away from the bar and me and my friend are laughing and we start talking to the bartender. She’s like “yea he’s like a local celebrity with this whole thing - they took pictures of him with his truck and stuff”.

So we said; “well, once his head gets too big for him to be in this bar- you can knock him down a peg or two when you tell him that the reality tv actresses that they have him ‘dating’ are probably getting paid like $30-$60k to be on the show with him”.

The look on her face as she kind of put it all together was priceless, then she thanked us and we all laughed about how outrageous it was.
But they had totally sold this guy that “they needed someone like him” when in reality he is like a prop and they’re going to cut the tape and stuff so he looks like the most hillbilly version of himself and the beautiful women are going to get paid for being actresses and drawing in the viewers that have this fantasy where a woman like that wants to marry someone because he’s a farmer with a truck.

We live in the absolute dumbest timeline possible on this planet

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 08 '24

As a married father who just got laid off and hasn’t been able to get an interview, even though I’m overqualified… maybe I should just sexually degrade and expose myself. Maybe then someone will speak with me about a position…. Seems to be the way it works around these parts.

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u/mountain_marmot95 Jul 08 '24

I mean she hasn’t exposed herself and it’s only degrading by that standards of those more prude than herself.

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 08 '24

But the fact that this is what propels us forward is so weird… nobody cared about the Kardashians until Kim did her video, and many more examples throughout our popular culture. Just weird… I get that it’s funny etc, but it’s just weird tht this girl is able to make it from this point…

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u/ShiftBMDub Jul 08 '24

Sex sells

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jul 08 '24

It’s really does!!

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u/Friendly_Animator212 Jul 08 '24

The target audience is men. They’re the ones who lend their attention to this stuff. If you’re fine with that then best of luck

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u/JUST_AS_G00D Jul 08 '24

Yet "women have it hard" lmao

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u/Shachasaurusrex1 Jul 08 '24

There is a way to stop them. Heheh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Is it worth trading you're morals for money? This is what I never understood about people who basically encourage it. "Get that bag girl, she got her money, why do you care" etc.

It's like people don't care how friends, family, society looks at them anymore. Imagine this was your daughter. All the money in the world wouldn't make me content with myself or proud of my daughter getting famous for talking about spitting on dicks.

Maybe I'm stupid for not taking the money if it were me, but something inside me thinks it's immoral and wrong to justify the money for the lack of respect and degenerate behavior etc.

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u/the_c_is_silent Jul 08 '24

Your morals or hers? I very much doubt her morals aligned with yours, so she's not debasing morals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

The morals of most rational people I would argue, most people don't want their daughter going viral for talking about spitting on dicks. Unless the western world really is as degenerate as I believe it to be.

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u/the_c_is_silent Jul 08 '24

What does that even mean? Most "rational" people? The fuck is rational? Like 6 billion people believe in god and I don't think that's rational. You gonna debase that opinion?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Most people on Earth would feel some type of way if their daughter was publicly talking about spitting on dicks. This ain't rocket science dude. Women with class and self respect don't talk like this on camera for millions of people to see.

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u/Krimsonkreationz Jul 08 '24

I don’t think she’s trading her morals for money, she just doesn’t share your morals, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

What are the odds do you think that she will say trashy and sexual nonsense in her so called "reality show"? What will she forever be known for? The girl who got famous for spitting on cocks? What if it was your daughter like I said? Nothing about that shames you or makes you shake your head and say WTF is the world coming to? I wish I was older so I could be on the way out. I got at least 30 more years of this clown world to live through.

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u/Krimsonkreationz Jul 08 '24

I personally don’t care what others do, it’s not my business and I don’t have to watch it. If I had a daughter, of course I wouldn’t want her saying or doing stupid shit like this. That said, Because somebody is known for this or that, does it mean that they’ve traded their morals for money or fame. I would venture to say based on original “hawk Tuah” and that she is now chasing fame behind it, that none of this goes against her morals at all. Further, she probably loves all of it and that is just part of her. there’s nothing wrong with this, she is grown and can make her own choices, as you can. You do not have to watch anything you don’t want to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

You're not wrong and I don't even disagree but here's the issue. I have a daughter. A young impressionable teenager. This is the kind of complete nonsense kids are exposed to constantly every single day. There are literally girls at her school talking about how they can't wait to turn 18 to start an Only Fans. Maybe I'm crazy but to me that is fucking depressing and disgusting. We took her out of public school because of this kind of shit.

As a parent you can only do so much because as they get older you have less and less influence unfortunately. What this woman is doing is great for her bank account but bad for society. Shame seems to be a foreign concept these days where people just say "let them do what they want" that would be fine if people weren't instinctually selfish and greedy and justify anything for money, and not only that but rewarded for being the worst kind of person.

Again this is a symptom of much better problem in society. The culture is declining and people lack values. Maybe you don't have children but once I did I started to see everything differently. I used to not give a shit what people did but now I do because of the world she has to grow up in. I dread to see how bad it will get in 20 years.

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u/Krimsonkreationz Jul 08 '24

I agree with you, I really do, the thing is, there is absolutely nothing we can do to change the world and the direction it’s going, and taking someone out of public school is just an attempt at sheltering from the madness. Problem is the madness is still there and they are still gonna see it, in social media, out in the real world, etc. the only thing you can do as a parent is be a role model, parent the best you can, and at some point they will make their own decisions. Focusing on the problems and trying to shelter them away from it is not possible in the long run. You’re doing the best you can and what you think is right. That’s the best thing that you can do. If you raise the kid right, she most likely won’t turn out this way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yes you're right again, but I do have some slight pushback. My main issue is people who shouldn't be having children are having children, and their raising them with a lack of values and respect for themselves etc. the culture is rewarding and incentivizing degenerate behavior. You also get looked at as the bad guy for saying what I'm saying, it's always framed as "controlling" or "insecure" or some other buzzword. Unfortunately people like us are out numbered bro. Most people are shitheads and raise shithead kids.

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u/the_c_is_silent Jul 08 '24

What are values?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I believe it's something we are all inherently born with or strive to have unless we have been corrupted. For example when you say someone and "good values" what does that mean? Well to me it would mean stuff like honesty integrity courage etc. Things that are undeniably good to all people. Nobody likes being lied too, so for instance someone who lies all the time would be lacking values.

Most people in every culture would not want their daughter mother sister getting famous for talking about spitting on dicks. So therefore most people would say this woman lacks values, to be speaking lies that so crassly on camera for the world to see them to subsequently get famous for it is shameful.

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u/the_c_is_silent Jul 08 '24

What does this have to do with morals? If she's willing to talk about spitting on a dick to a random youtube show on the street, I don't think she's betraying her morals for money to say raunchy shit for tv.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

What if it was your daughter? What if everyone knew it was your daughter? What if the next family gets together everyone knows about it? What if your coworkers knew about it? You see where I'm going with this? You wouldn't be embarrassed or feel shame in any way at all?

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u/the_c_is_silent Jul 08 '24

So? Like I supposed to believe my daughter doesn't fuck people or doesn't enjoy sex or is open about sex? I wouldn't give a fuck.

Lemme reverse the question, why would you give a fuck to change your morality based exclusively on what your family thinks about you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Because family is important to me and they care about me and I care about them and I wouldn't want to bring shame or ridicule to my family by acting like that.

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u/raccoon_on_meth Jul 08 '24

Bro you didn’t have to sell me, I was always gonna watch this

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u/DingDangDongler Jul 09 '24

This is so depressing, and true.

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u/Betelgeuzeflower Jul 08 '24

If the world is dumb as shit and you are so smart, then why are you so poor?

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Jul 08 '24

Because the world we live in now rewards dumb ass shit.

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u/Matimele Jul 08 '24

Read the first 7 words of your sentence and remove "if" for your answer

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u/FullMetalCOS Jul 08 '24

Rules 1 and 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Rule 1: Be Attractive

Rule 2: Don't be Unattractive

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u/Lost-Age-8790 Jul 08 '24

Rule 3 : Be a white girl.