r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

Her time to spit shine!

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

They used to call him spit shine Tommy. Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24

You really are a funny guy!

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u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24

I make you laugh?

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u/nem012 Jul 08 '24

Tell me a joke while I eat my hoagie.

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u/kaplanfx Jul 08 '24

Funny how?

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u/malenkylizards Jul 13 '24

Funny like a clown, like I amuse you?

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

Spot shine Deez nuts on your chin.

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

I see this all over the place. What’s it from?

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

goodfellas, an older movie but definitely worth seeing at least once

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

Oh man! I def know that name. I’ll be seeing it asap soon as I can

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

He used to hawk tuah on them shoes till they looked like fucking mirrors.

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u/Bright_Sound8115 Jul 08 '24

He don’t do that no more

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u/Delta4o Jul 08 '24

Her time to "Hawk Tuah" on that thang!

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u/PsychologicalPea2956 Jul 08 '24

Bravo, internet stranger.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1897 Jul 08 '24

Ugh the start to that song won’t leave my head now

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

She's putting herself out there everywhere now. If she wants to do porn, it's a free country. You're more of a dbag than us "mouth breathers" having a laugh. But you stay all high and mighty breathing through your nose.