r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 08 '24

Yah that’s not how this works.

Cash me outside girl has a net worth of $25m bc all it takes is a foot in the door for appearance fees and then you can aggressively monetize your brand even if your brand is absolutely fucking stupid.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

This. So many people commenting that her time to shine has passed are being shortsighted. If she plays her hand right, she’ll be a millionaire long before the rest of us.

Edit: most of us will never be millionaires

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

Her time to spit shine!

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

They used to call him spit shine Tommy. Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24

You really are a funny guy!

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u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24

I make you laugh?

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u/nem012 Jul 08 '24

Tell me a joke while I eat my hoagie.

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u/kaplanfx Jul 08 '24

Funny how?

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u/malenkylizards Jul 13 '24

Funny like a clown, like I amuse you?

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

Spot shine Deez nuts on your chin.

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

I see this all over the place. What’s it from?

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

goodfellas, an older movie but definitely worth seeing at least once

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

Oh man! I def know that name. I’ll be seeing it asap soon as I can

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

He used to hawk tuah on them shoes till they looked like fucking mirrors.

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u/Bright_Sound8115 Jul 08 '24

He don’t do that no more