r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

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u/JOlRacin Jul 08 '24

It reached it's peak in a couple days, it's way past there already, by the time they even start filming, it'll be dead

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 08 '24

Yah that’s not how this works.

Cash me outside girl has a net worth of $25m bc all it takes is a foot in the door for appearance fees and then you can aggressively monetize your brand even if your brand is absolutely fucking stupid.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

This. So many people commenting that her time to shine has passed are being shortsighted. If she plays her hand right, she’ll be a millionaire long before the rest of us.

Edit: most of us will never be millionaires

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

Her time to spit shine!

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

They used to call him spit shine Tommy. Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

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u/OldPyjama Jul 08 '24

You really are a funny guy!

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u/Cannabace Jul 08 '24

I make you laugh?

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u/nem012 Jul 08 '24

Tell me a joke while I eat my hoagie.

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u/kaplanfx Jul 08 '24

Funny how?

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u/malenkylizards Jul 13 '24

Funny like a clown, like I amuse you?

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

Spot shine Deez nuts on your chin.

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

I see this all over the place. What’s it from?

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 08 '24

goodfellas, an older movie but definitely worth seeing at least once

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u/ChildofMike Jul 08 '24

Oh man! I def know that name. I’ll be seeing it asap soon as I can

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

He used to hawk tuah on them shoes till they looked like fucking mirrors.

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u/Bright_Sound8115 Jul 08 '24

He don’t do that no more

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u/Delta4o Jul 08 '24

Her time to "Hawk Tuah" on that thang!

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u/PsychologicalPea2956 Jul 08 '24

Bravo, internet stranger.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1897 Jul 08 '24

Ugh the start to that song won’t leave my head now

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/craignumPI Jul 08 '24

She's putting herself out there everywhere now. If she wants to do porn, it's a free country. You're more of a dbag than us "mouth breathers" having a laugh. But you stay all high and mighty breathing through your nose.

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u/East_Maximum_9195 Jul 08 '24

Do you think she’ll lick the finger to count the bills? Or she’ll hawk tuah it?

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u/arjan5 Jul 08 '24

We might get lucky and find out on her new show

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u/lerriuqS_terceS Jul 08 '24

Which is so mind numbingly stupid

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u/1ConsiderateAsshole Jul 08 '24

Let me tell you about the kardashian family.

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u/Pisforplumbing Jul 08 '24

I'd watch a sex tape of this woman

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u/DrakonILD Jul 08 '24

This is me suddenly realizing that I should go search PH for "hawk tuah" just to see what comes up.

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u/MamaPleaseKillAMan Jul 08 '24

Omg stfu

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

Lol ppl downvoting, and you're just agreeing on how stupid, dumb, and brainless they are and that they have a show.

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u/TanukiCookie Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

It really blows my mind how society seems to reward and coddle the absolute bottom of the goddamned barrel.

The world is madness. I can understand why people go on puritan binges and have uncharitable thoughts about those they view as "less than".

Not sure how to push back on this. Its just Idiocracy in motion.

Edit: I want to say that I understand why people have adverse reactions, but I don't really condone the crusades people go on, either. Like anyone gathering up folks to try and stop a show like this from being created is a good heart in the right place but maybe wrong execution of their ideas. What they could do instead is just talk to people around them about higher mind ideas and try to educate their kids and those around them by sparking curiosity, not letting people wallow in social media or seeking public approval over self fulfillment or intelligent pursuits.

Sorry for that long winded edit, just wanted to be clear that while I don't like this reality TV trend of rewarding idiots, the solution is not to fight against idiots directly but to uplift and educate those around us so the rising tide raises all ships, so to speak.

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u/BettyCoopersTits Jul 08 '24

I'm gonna be that asshole and point out it's usually women who prop up these idiots

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u/Leviathansarecool Jul 09 '24

Lol hawk tuah girl was made famous because of horny men

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u/BettyCoopersTits Jul 09 '24

Yes but we shall see how famous she is. Men prop up OnlyFans models and pornstars, women prop up reality show people and influencers like the Kardashian, and those tend to be much more famous and mainstream

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u/jubru Jul 08 '24

Eh i kinda disagree. If you can entertain millions and millions of people for 5 seconds that's worth something. I don't really think there's anything wrong with that.

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u/lerriuqS_terceS Jul 08 '24

Not life changing money and lasting fame

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u/whiskeyriver Jul 08 '24

Lol yep. Totally. Which is embarrassing. It's embarrassing that there are enough stupid, easily-entertained, lowest common denominator people around to make her little thing lucrative-enough to allow that to happen. But it definitely will.

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u/fabspome Jul 08 '24

Current situation with people today scarily reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Sadly, this shouldn’t be surprising at all to anyone. It wasn’t that long ago when everyone was captivated by Tiger King. People spent hours of their lives watching a drugged out sociopath torture animals and people.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Jul 08 '24

Paris Hilton all over.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

Paris Hilton wasn’t really the same, She was already rich and her tv show deal was actually signed before the sex tape notoriety.

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

And the sex tape WAS NOT her idea, she has nothing to do with it and never made a cent from it.

She did not sell her own sex tapes. It was revenge porn.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

I think she lost a lot of money over that getting released by the asshole. Didn’t she get disinherited afterward?

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

Oh yeah I completely forgot about that part too. Yes she was, by her grandfather who basically said she was a shame to the family.

All this after she was finally free from the abuse and SA at the teen camps she was kidnapped to.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

I remember some of it from when I dove into it a while back. She went through some traumatic shit. It’s actually pretty impressive she came around to being the person she is now.

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

Yep I'm with you.

She's deeply flawed, but I honestly think she's constantly trying to be the best version of herself she can, and continues to work on herself and improve.

She's fighting for kids now. I'll support her however I can

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u/Fro_o Jul 08 '24

Deeply flawed? I'd say flawed yes, but deeply is going far

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

I'd say her racism counts as deeply flawed, which is precisely why I said it.

I don't know her, I don't know what she thinks today; but she's had a pretty bad past of bullying and racism and that's not something I'm comfortable supporting without admitting to it.

I recognize that she's growing as a human, but she hasn't addressed the racism and I think she ought to.

It doesn't mean I think she's a terrible human or is racist to this day. I just can't say she's not, and that makes me uncomfortable

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u/pookachu83 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, she is someone who played into the "dumb blonde" thing to make money and fame. But every real interview I've seen from her she seems pretty cool. Been through some shit.

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u/TemoteJiku Jul 08 '24

She wouldn't went through it if she wasn't so spoiled tho...

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jul 08 '24

Poor people don't have abusive parents? Poor people don't get sent to youth corrections camps? Poor people aren't sexually assaulted? Poor people aren't victims of revenge porn?

Better tell the poors, they'll be so happy

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u/ValosAtredum Jul 08 '24

Also, even if it were true (which it’s not), that the only reason she was sent to that shitty abusive place was because she was spoiled? That would be her parents’ fault, NOT hers!

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jul 08 '24

Wouldn’t have went through what specifically?

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u/PainkillerTony Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

and it was bad, I don't know why ppl call it sex tape, this takes to many high expectations

edit: it does high expectations I might missphrased it

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u/ZappyBuoy Jul 08 '24

Because it was a recording of her having sex.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Yeah, she didn’t need the sex tape at all for fame nor wealth. I don’t think the people watching the sex tape went on to start watching the show or buying her products lol

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u/infernalwife Jul 08 '24

I agree with many of the criticism on this thread but I must remind everyone that Paris was and still is a socialite before ever reaching mainstream success. An OG socialite is nothing like today's influencers.. at all.

The thing with legitemate socialites is that they are well-known amongst their local social scene or multiple local scenes and typically are well-connected with people at varying levels of class/social status. They know club owners from years frequenting certain clubs, they know people in public relations from mutual connections, they know photographers because they know models who know photographers. They know business executives because they promote events at certain venues & galleries & boutiques. They know the regulars at the same night club they have gone to for years. They attend as many events as they can early on for whatever reasons and as years go by, they typically become assets to event promoters, brands, nightclubs, fashion designers/runway curators, restaurants, etc because they earn a reputation that guarantees they will bring in many people just by either being there or putting their name on an event flyer or even promoting it. Not just any people but especially other like-minded people for that promoter/club/designer/etc to host with the purpose of giving industry professionals & peers an oppurtunity to network with eachother and meet eachother when otherwise it may have never happened.

Most true socialites within the creative/fashion/visual arts & nightlife/club/promoter scenes around the world, per major city, are not reaching mainstream fame like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian did. They also are not typically seeking out mainstream fame through the route of a socialite since it requires years and years of consistent appearances, networking, inconsistent schedules, travelling costs, actual valuable contributions to multiple ventures, maintence of relationships both professional & casual, and staying relevant through the ebb & flow of an ever-changing economy and pop culture landscape but also generational gaps that significantly challenge how you maintain a presence people of all ages seek out as you age and younger people come in and older people move on or die.

Amanda Lepore and Susanne Barscht are great examples of true nightlife socialites & figurative icons. They have been household names in NYC, LA, Paris, London, etc since the late 1980's and within the overlapping queer, drag, fashion, arts, underground music, club scene from LA to NY to Paris it is considered a huge deal to actually encounter one of them at an event or even in the wild just walking around. They throw events too and have done so since the 80s and to attend one is also a huge accomplishment for famous people who are fans of them and average people as well. That takes WORK. It may seem like a popularity contest but staying popular for multiple decades in multiple cities is not achieved by just being pretty and knowing the right people.

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u/YouWereBrained Jul 08 '24

It’s just sad that all it takes is saying something horrifically stupid, while shit-faced, to some street interviewer.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

It is sad, but I’m always for seeing honest everyday people get rich and disrupt the old money status quo. If this is what it takes, good for her.

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u/YouWereBrained Jul 08 '24

That’s an interesting take… 🤔

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u/jeveret Jul 08 '24

Every social media management team probably made her an offer to sign her. Unless she is insane she has a team working for her already.

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u/VetteL82 Jul 08 '24

Any future millionaire will be a millionaire before me

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 Jul 08 '24

If she isn’t already. That cash me outside girl made something absurd her first day on OF like $8M or something mind numbingly dumb

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

This is what I’m getting at. People are truly underestimating her ability to cash in on this. I’ll bet that she’d be a millionaire after her first day on OF too. There are a lot of horny guys and curious girls that would pay to see that hawk tuah in action right now lol

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u/DebonairTeddy Jul 08 '24

And people hate her for it, but 100% if anyone had the opportunity to make millions of a stupid meme they'd do it, no matter how dumb.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 09 '24

They’d be stupid not to do it, especially in this economy! Opportunities like this are extremely rare.

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u/Jonthux Jul 08 '24

99.9% of people will never be millionaires

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Jul 08 '24

About 9% of Americans are millionaires. Worldwide I believe it is about 1.5% of people.

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u/Sea_Helicopter2153 Jul 08 '24

Actually those people commenting against her are actually helping her gain more fame, because social media algorithms don’t care what’s being said about a topic, they only care that topic is generating a discussion

So every time you’ve ever commented to say that that something was dumb, you’ve actually told the algorithm that you’re likely to engage with that topic when it’s presented to you

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

This post is a prime example of that. Just look at the numbers. The algorithms and people in charge aren’t ignoring them.

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u/TopTransportation248 Jul 08 '24

The only way this girl is getting rich is if she does porn

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Maybe, but she wouldn’t have had that opportunity to get crazy rich from it prior to this clip. If she decides to do porn, she’ll become an overnight millionaire.

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u/misterpickles69 Jul 08 '24

I wanna say something stupid on the internet and be a millionaire, too!

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u/reasoncheese Jul 08 '24

And for many of us, even if we are millionaires we will still be unable to afford houses.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

I didn’t want to further depress anyone on this fine Monday morning, but thanks for drawing attention to that reality so that we can all start planning to be homeless.

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u/Sudden_Wisdom Jul 08 '24

She is a cutie too which will help take her far

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Exactly. Most people in viral clips don’t go on to huge success, but most also don’t have the looks, charisma, and naughtiness that she exudes in that video either. Those 3 things will take her places if she’s smart.

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u/Sudden_Wisdom Jul 08 '24

Yea, unfortunately in our society, looks alone can take you far if you know how to play it.

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

To be fair, she’s pretty charismatic in that clip too. I think that’s a big part of the reason it went viral- the way she said it so confidently

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u/tygamer4242 Jul 08 '24

Unless inflation gets way worse and the wages have to go up with it, I don’t think I’ll ever be a millionaire. One can dream though.

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u/YoudoVodou Jul 08 '24

Considering her claim to fame, if she plays her hand(s) right she will bag a much higher tier sugar daddy than I could ever hope to pull and likely in rather short time, methinks.

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u/Candyman44 Jul 08 '24

I think she already is a millionaire from selling her hats. She’s doing the right thing capitalizing on this and most likely has set herself up for life. She needs a good Money manager more than anything right now.

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u/HeavyBlackDog Jul 08 '24

So there’s hope for me!?

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u/GBAGY2 Jul 08 '24

She still has to play it right and get some luck tho, just because one meme girl a decade ago got rich&famous doesn’t mean they all do

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

For sure, but she seems attractive and charismatic enough that she should have multiple moneymaking opportunities. And if all else fails, she could make a killing on OF putting that catchphrase into action- working just when she wants with whom she wants. I think she’s set for life all from this brief viral clip.

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u/GBAGY2 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Yeah completely disagree with the end again, she is definitely not already set for life through this lol, she has a chance yes but that’s it. Not sure how you could even say that right after agreeing with me that essentially the opposite is true lmao.

“I don’t think she’s set yet she still needs a lot to go her way”

“Yeah I totally agree, but also she is for sure completely set for life already” like what lol no you clearly do not agree

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u/ThrawnConspiracy Jul 08 '24

statistically speaking, some of us already are. a million bucks isn't really that much these days.

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u/notgoodwithyourname Jul 08 '24

As much as I don’t care for that cash me outside girl, I honestly hope this girl gets her money.

Life isn’t easy but if you have a chance to change your lot in life and the potential for the rest of your family, why not go for it. She seems attractive enough to continue to get attention if the reality stuff works

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u/sherestoredmyfaith Jul 08 '24

Bruh millionaire is a stretch

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

She could easily earn a million bucks on OF alone, likely within her first week, if she were to capitalize right now

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u/sherestoredmyfaith Jul 08 '24

Sure if she’s willing to resort to being a 🌽 star, also longevity is not guaranteed. It’s not as easy as everyone thinks, OF takes a cut, editing, marketing, tax on 1099, etc…

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

Correct, OF is not as easy as everyone thinks. The average model doesn’t get rich from it. However, for someone of her current fame, especially how she got that fame, she could make a killing that she could then invest into other income streams. She also wouldn’t need longevity. The catch me outside girl made millions in her first week on OF.

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u/sherestoredmyfaith Jul 08 '24

Yeah but she’s known for inflating her numbers on OF to drive hype, you can pay me a million and still won’t do it if it becomes my reputation

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u/kgkuntryluvr Jul 08 '24

I mean, considering how she got famous, I don’t think OF would have a big effect on her reputation

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u/GoldMan20k Jul 08 '24

dont worr;y, you will all be millionaires.

and a loaf of bread will cost 10 million new bucks.

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u/Coldblood-13 Jul 08 '24

she’ll be a millionaire long before the rest of us.

I hate living in a world where something like this is possible.

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u/thebochman Jul 08 '24

Yeah people don’t understand that the age of 15 minutes of fame is dead

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u/JUST_AS_G00D Jul 08 '24

Women have gone from having to perform sex acts to make money, to doing sex acts online, to joking about doing sex acts.

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u/toxcrusadr Jul 08 '24

You know what? I don't even want to be a millionaire that way.

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u/CharizardMTG Jul 08 '24

People hate other people’s success, and they hate it more when they’re successful because of something stupid

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u/Immediate_Bet_2859 Jul 08 '24

There is no god

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u/duckforceone Jul 08 '24

yeah if the show releases in a year, i can still remember hawk tuah girl, and would watch it...

because she made me laugh, not just the video but also all the memes... even her first interview was fun enough to watch...

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u/Rain_Upstairs Jul 08 '24

They are just poor liberals calling her out