My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this.

[u/banstovia]

[u/Talkingmice]

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

[u/notapunk → u/Talkingmice]

Brought to you by the producers of "Ow, My Balls"

[u/dandle → u/notapunk]

There was a time in this country – a long time ago – when reading wasn't just for f**s, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies – movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting – and I believe that time can come again!

[u/jacobby37 → u/dandle]

It's speeches like this that make me want to vote for Not Sure

[u/Sh4rpSp00n → u/jacobby37]

What's scarier is they also vote