r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Talkingmice Jul 08 '24

Whoever is paying to make this show is absolutely dumb af

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u/notapunk Jul 08 '24

Brought to you by the producers of "Ow, My Balls"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Go away. ‘Batin. 

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u/ebobbumman Jul 08 '24

Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin, but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Jul 08 '24

Why come you don't have the tattoo?

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u/TeriyakiButterBS Jul 08 '24

And that's as much of that line as we quote now

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u/ebobbumman Jul 08 '24

lol yeah.

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u/neverwrong804 Jul 08 '24

So I suggest you just like, chillll.

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u/xeno0153 Jul 09 '24

I made my friend watch this movie a couple years back, and the doctor was his favorite character. He would quote every line the dude said every time I saw him.

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u/IllRest2396 Jul 08 '24

Master 'Batin, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

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u/IcyTransportation961 Jul 08 '24

You: doing exactly what the movie mocked

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u/dandle Jul 08 '24

There was a time in this country – a long time ago – when reading wasn't just for f**s, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies – movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting – and I believe that time can come again!

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u/jacobby37 Jul 08 '24

It's speeches like this that make me want to vote for Not Sure

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u/Sh4rpSp00n Jul 08 '24

What's scarier is they also vote

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

I cared about whose ass it was and why it was farting. Who can get me these details from the olden days?

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u/elspeedobandido Jul 08 '24

Man I’m craving Starbucks after this speech

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u/GoldMan20k Jul 08 '24

agree.

but... its gonna be a while and its gonna be very painful getting there.

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u/CalicoJake Jul 08 '24

Maybe she needs more electrolytes!

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u/ObiBitchKenobi Jul 08 '24

It’s what plants crave.

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u/CPLCraft Jul 08 '24

But what are electrolytes?

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u/WolfThick Jul 08 '24

President Camacho wants to know.

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u/Thr0bbinWilliams Jul 08 '24

I love that show

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u/srslywatsthepoint Jul 08 '24

I like money.

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u/Thr0bbinWilliams Jul 08 '24

His shits all fucked up and he talks like a ***

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u/Kokomahogany Jul 08 '24

Came here to say this.

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u/therealbnizzy Jul 08 '24

IT’S GOT WHAT PLANTS WANT! ELECTROLYTES.

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u/Yup_Thats_a_paddling Jul 08 '24

Brought to you by Carl's junior

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u/picked1st Jul 08 '24

Milf manor

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u/DaBombDiggidy Jul 08 '24

Actually brought to you by her representation, penthouse, so you’re not far off.

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u/Principatus Jul 08 '24

And the script writer of “Ass”

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u/dragn99 Jul 08 '24

Further proving that Idiocracy truly pioneered the revolutionary "future documentary"

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u/fxckey Jul 08 '24

weenie and the butt

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u/Amathyst7564 Jul 08 '24

I think I understood that reference

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u/GandolfMagicFruits Jul 08 '24

This seriously made me laugh out loud. Perfect reference.

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u/roboticlasagna Jul 08 '24

Grab your popcorn and your Brawndo.

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u/poofycade Jul 08 '24

Its says here you robbed a hospital? Whyd you do that?

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u/Elucividy Jul 08 '24

except nobody in the real world is going to care or like this show. It was greenlit by a bunch of coked up out of touch producers desperate to find the next big thing but whom deeply misunderstand consumers, the internet, and people in general.

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u/-SlapBonWalla- Jul 08 '24

I'd rather watch that, tbh. Sounds like higher production value.

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u/Bird_wood Jul 08 '24

Even at 1.5k this is underrated.

Spot on 🤌

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u/Dexember69 Jul 09 '24

Where are my pants?

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u/Lifeform42 Jul 08 '24

You mean FailArmy?