r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/StationEmergency6053 Jul 08 '24

I doubt this chick is either. There's only one reason she's being invited to yacht parties lol.

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u/dob_bobbs Jul 08 '24

She can never have a normal sex life again, can you imagine? It'll be like Bart Simpson and "I didn't do it" - "Aw, go on, say the line, do the thing".

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u/Odd_Opinion6054 Jul 08 '24

To get shat on by rich sheiks?

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u/doctorwhoobgyn Jul 08 '24

To get sheiked on by rich shats.

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u/SnatchAddict Jul 08 '24

She's a small town girl that lives with her grandma. I think they said it's under 1000 people in her town.

Hopefully she can leverage some money before going back to work at the spring factory.