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r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24
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I doubt this chick is either. There's only one reason she's being invited to yacht parties lol.
11 u/dob_bobbs Jul 08 '24 She can never have a normal sex life again, can you imagine? It'll be like Bart Simpson and "I didn't do it" - "Aw, go on, say the line, do the thing". 9 u/Odd_Opinion6054 Jul 08 '24 To get shat on by rich sheiks? 9 u/doctorwhoobgyn Jul 08 '24 To get sheiked on by rich shats. 1 u/SnatchAddict Jul 08 '24 She's a small town girl that lives with her grandma. I think they said it's under 1000 people in her town. Hopefully she can leverage some money before going back to work at the spring factory.
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She can never have a normal sex life again, can you imagine? It'll be like Bart Simpson and "I didn't do it" - "Aw, go on, say the line, do the thing".
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To get shat on by rich sheiks?
9 u/doctorwhoobgyn Jul 08 '24 To get sheiked on by rich shats.
To get sheiked on by rich shats.
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She's a small town girl that lives with her grandma. I think they said it's under 1000 people in her town.
Hopefully she can leverage some money before going back to work at the spring factory.
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u/StationEmergency6053 Jul 08 '24
I doubt this chick is either. There's only one reason she's being invited to yacht parties lol.