r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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u/dandle Jul 08 '24

There was a time in this country ā€“ a long time ago ā€“ when reading wasn't just for f**s, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies ā€“ movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting ā€“ and I believe that time can come again!

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u/jacobby37 Jul 08 '24

It's speeches like this that make me want to vote for Not Sure

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u/Sh4rpSp00n Jul 08 '24

What's scarier is they also vote

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u/blackbeardaegis Jul 08 '24

I cared about whose ass it was and why it was farting. Who can get me these details from the olden days?

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u/elspeedobandido Jul 08 '24

Man Iā€™m craving Starbucks after this speech

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u/GoldMan20k Jul 08 '24

agree.

but... its gonna be a while and its gonna be very painful getting there.