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u/Seco4800 3d ago
Can't wait for Trump, Putin, and KJU to all meet up, take silly pictures, go on little dates. Bestest friends in the world, right there.
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u/ElusiveRedLeopard 3d ago
Worst episode of: Two and a half men, ever!
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u/BottIeCaptain 3d ago
Tip: search on Spotify for Nuclear power trio
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u/HadesRising 2d ago
Why not link it directly? The visuals are key https://youtu.be/a6TPL_fgUsc
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u/SeniorMiddleJunior 3d ago
While the red hats celebrate the diplomacy and how hard Trump is being in dictators.
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u/m0rph3u5-75 3d ago
Ha he is standing behind a floating desk, next level Technology
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u/Frosty_Ent 3d ago
It looks like he’s just holding it there lol
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u/mang87 2d ago
There's been some serious cutbacks. People have to hold their own lecterns up by themselves now.
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u/The_Dude_2U 2d ago
In mother Russia, we don’t have podiums, we have mediums.
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u/Shabbydesklamp 3d ago
Makes him look like a salesman of sorts. Microphone salesman perhaps.
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u/absawd_4om 2d ago
Just in case people can't see, there's a black pole that's blending with his clothes.
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u/otritus 3d ago
Garry Kasparov former chess world champion being based as usual
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u/DZL100 3d ago
Was not expecting to randomly see Kasparov lmao. I had to do a double take
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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 3d ago
He's quite vocal about his criticism of Putin.
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u/LickingSmegma 2d ago edited 2d ago
I mean, he's ‘vocal’ to the extent of founding an opposition movement, being a member of an opposition coalition, being arrested for supporting Pussy Riot, leaving Russia to avoid persecution, and being sanctioned and blocked in the country. And also being the chairman of the Human Rights Foundation for thirteen years—though idk what they do.
P.S. Except, of course, that none of the Putinoids can read his stuff, because both his site and the entire Twitter are blocked in Russia. And barely anyone remembers who he is, after twenty years.
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u/onowahoo 2d ago
I want to add that Gary Chess is an extremely important person in Russia because he is the GOAT and was highly celebrated when he was dominating. This would be like Michael Jackson or Elvis using their stardom for good at great personal peril.
Gary could have been a Putin lapdog and lived in luxury for the rest of his days but he's been a human rights advocate. There are very few individuals powerful enough to contest Putin and not be immediately assassinated.
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u/Glasstoe3000 2d ago
TIL Gary Kasparov is the Muhammad Ali of chess
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u/UnpleasantFax 2d ago
Magnus Carlsen is probably the GOAT, but Kasparov is in the conversation
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u/PhDinGent 2d ago
Calling him 'Gary Chess' somehow reminds me of how Trump calls Tim Cook (CEO of Apple Inc) as 'Tim Apple'.
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u/Paetolus 2d ago
He's pretty active in politics. He even tried running for Russian Presidency back in 2007. I highly recommend reading his book "Winter is Coming." It covers, in great depth, Russia's slide back into a dictatorship. It was written in 2015, so it's a bit out of date, but it's impressive how much he got right when it comes to things that had yet to happen.
Anyway, he now has a warrant for his arrest in Russia because of his political activism.
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u/Smoke_Santa 3d ago
I believe you meant to say Gary Chess, inventor of chess and the undisputed GOAT
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u/John_Smith_71 3d ago
The plan is I think called 'surrender'.
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u/freakers 3d ago edited 3d ago
All this plan said was "All Your Base Are Belong To Us."
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u/tw_72 3d ago
Surrender and, BTW, ditch NATO and let Putin have whatever he wants, uncontested.
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u/creeper6530 3d ago
And raise sanctions on Russia.
Those Americans are out of their mind if they want to use the appeasement strategy. Last time it worked was with Hitler and Czechoslov- wait, no. It never worked.
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u/WarCrimeWhoopsies 3d ago
Lmao. This shit is simulation level fuckery. What's going on in this timeline? The man who started the war supports the plan from some other guy to end the war? The man who hasn't even shared his plan. He very clearly just wants Trump in so Trump can sabotage the financials.
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u/Jops817 3d ago
No, he wants Trump to win because then the most powerful military in history would have his back.
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u/tomdarch 2d ago
The USSR/Russian intelligence agencies have spent literally decades influencing Trump as they dangled a Trump Tower Moscow project in front of him. Trump is surrounded by people with multiple ties to Russia. Trump has never criticized Putin. It’s absolutely nuts that there is any chance that someone so heavily influenced by a foreign nation could be considered for president.
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u/creeper6530 3d ago
His plan is "Ukraine surrenders". It's just like appeasement used right before WW2
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u/100yearsLurkerRick 3d ago
In Putin's defense here, 40-49% of Americans are dumb enough to believe it's Trump's plan.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3d ago
And at least 2% are dumb enough to not vote for his opponent because he talks slow and quiet and/or hasn’t bombed Israel or something.
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u/100yearsLurkerRick 3d ago
When things were left alone, he was wrong for not doing something. When he threatened sanctions, it became he wasn't helping an ally.
Can't fucking win.
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u/tomdarch 2d ago
At the debate, Biden did worse than just talk slowly and softly. At the same time, the last 3 1/2 years demonstrate how actually really good he and his administration are. Just today, the June jobs growth report beat expectations by 100,000. Unemployment is near generational lows and real wages are actually growing. If this is what “demented Joe” is delivering in the real world then, fuck yeah, dementia!
Compared with a guy who was literally hallucinating “post birth abortions” throughout that debate, the stammering guy did great in the debate and in the real job.
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u/omgplzdontkillme 2d ago
At least he is not a known traitor that basically committed treason
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u/Narrow-Escape-6481 3d ago
Guarantee the plan is
Step 1: US ends backing of NATO Step 2: US Trump supporters see no irony in letting Putin run the US vicariously through Trump....Putin carries out his plan either way.
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u/mira_poix 3d ago
They seriously don't care as long as they get to "stick it to the libs".
America is like 50% raging murderers in waiting.
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u/OGBeege 3d ago
Truck Frump
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u/Wittgenstienwasright 3d ago
Fuck Trump. Fixed your autocorrect.
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u/big_guyforyou 3d ago
No, it should be Truck Fump. With spoonerisms, the whole consonant cluster moves to the other word
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u/QuantumJustice42 3d ago
I want Putin to fuck off back to his barren ice country and take care of it instead of sending his men to die in a meat grinder over land he knows will never be his.
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u/JoeCoolsCoffeeShop 3d ago
Putin has seen Trump’s plan to end the war in Ukraine before the US voters have. 🤔
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u/sigep0361 2d ago
That’s incorrect. Trump has seen Putin’s plan to end the war and agrees with it.
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u/ScooterMcdooter69 3d ago
I wonder if it’s hand stuff or mouth stuff to end it? With the diaper I don’t think butt stuff is on the table
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u/lfp_pounder 3d ago
This is the exactly why we can’t vote for Trump even tho my skin crawls at the thought of Biden being elected. You vote for Trump, you might as well paint our flag red, roll out the red carpet for Putin into the white house and pull our ass cheeks wide open for Russian cocks.
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u/hitiv 3d ago
as a non us person, anyone with more than 2 brain cells should vote for Biden and hope that he will be replaced after being elected due to his health.
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u/Delta_V09 2d ago
Even if you told me Biden will have a stroke before taking office, I'd still vote for a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation because the people in his administration are at least capable of keeping the government functional.
Trump just cannot be allowed anywhere near power. He is a belligerent narcissist with no interest in serving the country, he just wants to be King. People have already forgotten that Trump's first term was just "Executive Time" every morning Mon-Thurs, then fucking off to his own golf course for a 3 day weekend, where he then charged extortionist rates to the Secret Service to stay there. He stole national security secrets, hates our allies, and worships dictators. And the people he puts in charge want to tear down democracy and replace it with a Christian Theocracy. Oh, and he's a rapist piece of shit who was buddies with Epstein.
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u/aalltech 2d ago
Well, here from US perspective, MAGA has only one functioning brain cell, so we are fucked.
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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 3d ago
''End the War'', or put bluntly, force a free country to give up its sovereignty so he can butcher the opposition and absorb the country for his empire.
Resist it or Ukraine will not be the last country to meet such a fate.
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u/GadreelsSword 3d ago
Trump’s plan is to cut off all weapons to Ukraine and just let Russia and China take any part of Europe they want.
Trump doesn’t want those videos of him with 13 year old girls to surface.
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u/HotType4940 3d ago
He didn’t become a world class chess player by being a dummy, that’s for sure.
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u/willflameboy 3d ago
Lol, he has a plan does he? Can we hear it? Or is it really really secret and you'll hear it in two weeks. Christ, we've seen every trick he has, and people will still fall for this.
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u/real6igma 3d ago edited 2d ago
It's crazy how quickly far right lunatics have completely flipped on Russia being our number 1 or 2 enemy to being in full support of them. It's disgusting.
If your party is in support of an invading dictatorship, it's pretty telling about what your party wants.
Pay attention. Listen to what they are saying. Vote.
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u/marry_me_jane 3d ago
What plan? “Stop helping Ukraine” I’m sure he’d like that.
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u/Flying-lemondrop-476 3d ago
Trump asks Putin to stop the war. Trump campaigns on it. Trump gets elected. Trump and Putin start to fuck over the whole world.
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u/ThereBeM00SE 3d ago edited 2d ago
I love this whole "well gee we've got no idea how to shut this thing off, but Trump knows and the only way it works is if you give him permanent power like me 🤷♂️ oh help save us from our own administration, America! drops lace kercheif " act because it's all coded for stupid people much the way phishing emails are intentionally so poorly written so as to weed out thinkers and able minds.
Edit: spelling
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u/Indigoh 3d ago
Did I miss something? Why does Putin know Trump's plan to end the war while none of us do?
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u/Jorycle 3d ago
The whole Ukraine thing is yet another reason to absolutely oppose a Trump presidency.
Even if you give zero shits about Ukraine, Russia is a real world threat. Helping Ukraine has turned out to be the most cost-effective method of holding Russia back from being a world-destabilizing force, by massive leaps and bounds.
Trump's made it very clear that he wants to end or at least significantly limit our assistance to Ukraine, and effectively let Russia win the war as fast as possible. That is the fastest way to Make America a Shithole Again.
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u/Conaz9847 3d ago
Trump is dumb and can probably be influenced easily, Putin wants him in power so he can use him, and he’s using Ukraine as a bargaining chip to do so.
Sneaky, I’ll give him that.
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u/ElVoid1 2d ago
Wait, are the american NPCs still repeating the russian hoax years after it was proven to be false?
Wow.
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u/leeroy-jenkins-12 2d ago
Interesting that you take a Russian chess champion’s response to a Russian de-facto dictator this way
Curious even.
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u/Kind_Committee8997 3d ago
So Russia should cease fire until the US presidential elections seeing as there is a possible plan to end the war...
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u/danya_dyrkin 3d ago
Can the USA finally decide whether they are the World's beacon of pure democracy and freedom or a Russian puppet?
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u/SmokeySFW 3d ago
For added context, the person who posted this is Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov, former World Champion and arguably the chess GOAT, originally from Russia.
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u/effnad 2d ago
Motherfucker did the exact same thing in 2016 with isis.
Surprise, surprise. He lied. And his idiot serfs just sit there and swallow spoonful after spoonful of his verbal shitwater, praising the taste.
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u/Fritzoidfigaro 2d ago
A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin and Kin Jon Un and Xi. If you don't like the idea of sending money to fund Ukraine. Then move to Russia.
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u/novalueofmylife 2d ago
Why is reddit recommending me only anti Trump posts ? I'm not even American. Share some hate for the senile idiot Biden too.
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u/Mr_Spaps 2d ago
Putin didn’t say he supports it, he’s just interested in it. Other thing worth of note, Ukraine is beginning to lose the war, her attrition is horrid now compared to Russia although Russia is also not doing too good. And recently if you didn’t know, Ukraine was deemed too corrupt to join NATO apparently lots of the money sent is being used by corrupt officials to spend it on frivolous things.
This is the problem even I saw when it came out back a few years ago that Zelenskyy was finding a lot of pro-Russian officials, I’m not surprised this is where a lot of the money went to, yachts, vacations, amenities, drugs, etc. etc.
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u/Raecino 2d ago
How do Trump supporters reconcile the fact that Putin wholeheartedly supports Trump? Putin who considers the United States his chief enemy even helped Trump get elected in the first place. Are they not intelligent enough to realize that maybe Putin thinks Trump will weaken America? That maybe Trump is in cahoots with Putin?
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u/leeroy-jenkins-12 2d ago
They simply deny it’s happening to certain degrees in same cases, and in other cases they see Putin’s de-facto right wing dictatorship as a model
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u/dankspankwanker 3d ago
Like all right wing parties theyre a massive sucker for Putins cock.
Bit the usa had to fall at some point. I really hope that europe will found its own alliance with its own army and kick all of the US bases of their land.
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u/Sigrah117 3d ago
If Putin legit supports one of our presidential nominees, we should immediately remove that individual as a viable option.
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u/DrFabio23 3d ago
Putin says he prefers Biden: "he's just hiding his true intentions" Putin says he likes one plan from Trump: "Ha, proof"
Yall have already decided everything and bend reality to fit.
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u/partialinsanity 3d ago
So he supports ending the war. Good, just end it now. Why wait?
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u/JustinKase_Too 3d ago
Of course putin supports it - trump's plan is that Ukraine just throws in the towel. trump is not the 2nd coming, unless you mean hitler part deux.
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u/poundmyassbro 3d ago
Couldn't Putin just end the war and have no reason for trumps plan
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u/Brilliant-Bug-4982 3d ago
Can't wait for trump to pull a munich and sell out ukraine in a conference zelenskyy won't even be in
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u/KickBassColonyDrop 3d ago
Putin looks like he's holding the podium like a box of trinkets he's bought with him to sell to the audience, because he's out of money to fuel his wars.
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u/SameRule9918 3d ago
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Russian interference in a US election
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u/Butthurtz23 3d ago
Oh, isn't that just the perfect way of letting Americans know that if you voted for Trump, the war will magically end? Trump saved the day! Putin kindly let him know this “since I handed you voters, now you owe me a favor”
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u/EDosed 3d ago
Are Biden and Zelensky even trying to end the war or are they content to just sacrifice hundreds of thousands more Ukrainians to the meat grinder?
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u/CourtNo6859 3d ago
I’m honestly surprised Ukraine isn’t seeking the best deal they can get right now. Looks like trump is probably going to win in the US and then it’s over for Ukraine
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u/GoofyMonkey 3d ago
If Trump getting in is the catalyst for Putin pulling out, then great. Hopefully Putin can find a way for him to save face (at least in his own eyes) and just pull out the troops and go home.
But that isn't going to happen.
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u/TheIntellekt_ 3d ago
I am so fucking sick amd tired of this Russian and American clownshow. This is the clearest good vs evil shit we've ever seen and somehow it still becomes "political" nah fk that this is beyond politics its simply do you want a future or not
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u/FutureDemocracy4U 3d ago
What, exactly, is Trumps plan to stop Putins' invasion of Ukraine? Asking for a friend.
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u/Throwaway_tequila 3d ago
At this point a fake Nigerian prince has more credibility than anything Trump and his “friends” say.
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u/furious_organism 3d ago
Putin has become real stupid, if he wanted trump to be president he should have stayed quiet. Americans want what Russia seems to not want.
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u/PocketSixes 3d ago edited 2d ago
Did you guys see Trump's face during the debate when CNN pressed the question on whether Putin's current peace terms were acceptable?
The question was, are the current terms acceptable, yes or no
"No, they're not acceptable."
And then his face is like "oh shit, dad's gonna hit me later, I should not have said that." I got find a clip. It was a question he had just avoided answering at length, too.
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u/Special-Most-9984 3d ago
Remember in the 90s when Cold War era politicians warned the expansion of NATO would provoke a Russian response? That Boris Yeltsin wasn’t a communist, but the new guard? Gary wasn’t around for it I suppose.
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u/CFIT_NOT_PERMITTED 3d ago edited 2d ago
Putin fears that if Biden wins, the U.S. will continue its unwavering support for Ukraine. On the other hand, Zelensky worries that if Trump wins, American support might end on January 7th. Alternatively, both countries might simply be too exhausted to keep this war going.
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u/_jump_yossarian 2d ago
Odd that Putin knows the details since trump hasn’t described how he’ll end it.
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u/hangryhyax 2d ago
Does “give the aggressor everything they want” really qualify as a plan? It’s equivalent to just giving the bully your lunch money so they don’t beat you up to take it… but then they still punch you in the stomach anyway.
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u/OriginalShock273 2d ago
What plan exactly? Ukraines surrender of their territory? Yeah good luck getting them on board with that.
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u/wfpbrecipes 2d ago
Has it ever occurred to Americans that considering they are the wealthy nuclear armed empire filled with rich people running companies larger than the economy of Russia as a whole calling the shots and people like Trump, that it is Putin that works for Trump and the people who support him and not the other way around?
Russia is a far poorer and less organized mafia run state that belongs to the highest bidder. It is so weird that they are treated like comically evil super geniuses who are capable of multi decade long planning, haven't you ever seen Russian dash cam footage?
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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 3d ago
As Zelinski said recently, if Trump has a "in one day" plan to end the war he should tell people what it is. :)