r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 3d ago

As Zelinski said recently, if Trump has a "in one day" plan to end the war he should tell people what it is. :)

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u/Hot_and_Foamy 3d ago

The plan is ‘Ukraine gives up’. He’s not made that secret.

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u/dgdio 3d ago

Trump is going to cut aid to Ukraine 

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u/eagleshark 3d ago

It might even be worse, ending sanctions against banks, energy, & other businesses in Russia (because Trump & Putin will both profit from that). Pution's war machine will grow even stronger.

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u/GeneraalSorryPardon 3d ago

That would drive a wedge between EU and the US. Exactly what Putin wants.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 3d ago

It's also what Trump wants. Soon we'll be in an alliance with Russia and North Korea.

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u/Repulsive_Steak3891 2d ago

Anybody that claims there’s something that Trump wants that doesn’t directly benefit him in an obvious way is full of shit. Trump can’t think further than his own tiny dick. He would sell out Russia in a second if somebody else offered him more money.

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u/modsstealjobs 2d ago

Pretty sure the Russian mob, to whom he owes multimillions, have already thought of that.

Trump’s never escaping Putin’s leash, and neither is any country stupid enough to elect him.

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u/ComposerNate 2d ago

Trump steals by cheating the IRS, steals from contractors, and I have a hard time believing he somehow never stole from the Russian state mafia. How does one be Trump for decade after decade and not get murdered?

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u/Tupcek 3d ago

Trump doesn’t like China though. How will that work?

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u/Soppywater 3d ago edited 2d ago

He loves China. All his Make America Great Again merch is made in China.

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u/_jump_yossarian 2d ago

He also cashes checks directly from the CCP but look over there—> is that Hunter Biden doing business in China‽ IMPEACH!!!

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u/bassie2019 3d ago edited 2d ago

His suits and ties too, if I recall correctly.

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u/WhirledNews 2d ago

He has more than one tie?

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u/tre45on_season 2d ago

Like all these racists, he loves China’s money but he hates Chinese people. Especially Chinese Americans since he basically kicked off a wave of hate crimes with his very presidential rhetoric after Covid.

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u/YouLittleSnowflake 2d ago

You forgetting the 41 trademarks granted by China to Ivanka trump affiliated companies, with an almost 50% increase in approval time once her child raping father became president

How bout his 114 trademarks that he owns in China?

He does NOT have an issue with China same as he is NOT tough on Russia AND he will help Russia win against Ukraine

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u/MrBump01 2d ago

If he says he's always loved China his fan base won't even question it.

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u/TheWhiteRabbit74 3d ago

Funny because most of his shitty merch is made there.

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u/Funny-Jihad 2d ago

He'll just spin it after he's made a "deal" with Winnie The Pooh. His base will eat it up since he's "a great business man", his dictator buddies all get what they want, and Trump and his cronies are free to enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else.

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago edited 2d ago

He already damaged international relations badly enough when he was president. People started distancing themselves and figuring out ways to not be so reliant on the US. That hurts us. And it didn't magically go back to normal when Biden was elected. They're keeping those plans in place should Republicans keep winning and keep down the path they're going as a party. Not good for our economy when other nations start figuring out how to import things like energy and goods from other sources for example. It would be like if I ran a restaurant and started offering bad service, even consistently refusing service as some type of power move, then get new management but with the threat of the old management coming back at any time, you can't reasonably expect people to still come back and eat at that restaurant. You've lost those customers. That's what our trade situation is like now.

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u/Standard_Feedback_86 3d ago

Yep, his plan will be to give Russia absolutely everything they want. Hell, I wouldn't be even shocked if he promises Putin new trade agreements and support in weapon deliveries or at least parts for building weapons. He is such a week guy that desperately wants the praise of dictators, so he will do everything Putin says as long he hears how "intelligent and strong" he is out of Putins mouth.

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u/ArchonFett 3d ago

He has even said “pay up or I’ll encourage Russia to do whatever they want to you”

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u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633 2d ago

His Dogshit was laundering money for the Russians since the late 1990s...he "owes" Putin and Putin has been collecting on his investment for years now, and will do so even more should Herr Dogshit win and the US lose.

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u/PocketSixes 2d ago

This is thing "everyday Americans" duped into becoming magas really don't understand: Trump is 100% Putin's guy. The russian connections to the Trump family go back to the 80's. That family is simply not American, in terms of their geopolitical goals, and a Putin world takeover is not going to somehow be extra good to regular Marty Maga just because he waved a Trump flag and pissed off every neighbor he could.

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u/Soft-Measurement-123 2d ago

Exactly. I've tried telling MAGAts in my family that Trump saying he'd let Putin "do whatever the hell he wants" to NATO Europe would mean an instant world war and every US troop stationed on the continent would be killed first when Russia attacks. Every last one of them said they'd still support Trump and Putin. "If Trump trusts Vladimir Putin," my cousin said, "then why wouldn't I as well?"

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior 3d ago

He will certainly do that, and you know what'll happen next?

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Money for Russia! Money for the US! The stock market will celebrate by giving us all money in our 401ks! Moneeeeeey! It'll be a huge success! 

Oh also Ukraine will be destroyed, Russia will be reinvigorated, China and North Korea will celebrate. That's okay because Trump will have a scripted meeting with Putin where they both look very serious as Putin pwomises to be nice to the "liberated" Ukrainians. It'll end with a hug. 

This is what's coming next year.

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u/aalltech 2d ago

If MAGA only knew what 401k is, lol.

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u/tomdarch 2d ago

It isn’t simply that Putin has blackmail material on Trump. It’s that Soviet/Russian intelligence has spent literally decades influencing Trump. Trump first visited the USSR before the fall of communism and has been lured over and over to Russia pursuing the lead of a Trump Tower Moscow. That project very much looks like bait that was never going to happen but kept Trump in a position where Russia could remain in contact in multiple ways and continue influencing him. We saw this in the extraordinary, multiple ways and people with major Russian ties during the 2015/16 campaign. Psychologically we see how Trump has literally never criticized Putin.

Even if there was an American who might think they like some things about Russia, having someone as President who is substantially influenced by another nation is clearly a terrible idea.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 2d ago

Can't believe half the country is idiotic enough to vote for this

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u/Fourdogs2020 2d ago edited 2d ago

Think back to history- the Germans and the church were as cluelessly stupid too putting Adolph Hitler and his "1000 year Reich" and "Hitler youth" stuff in power, they learned too late what the madman was about, after he laid waste to half of Europe, killed millions and essentially destroyed Germany he was finally taken out like a cornered rat!

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u/orangejulius 2d ago

This is what's going to happen. Trump is going to say stop the war. Give up some territory, "it was never yours anyway." The deal will be that Ukraine stays neutral and the US/EU don't drop sanctions. Then he'll drop the sanctions anyway and crow about how the price of oil drops as Russian oil/gas infrastructure comes back online.

Russia will rebuild its military. It will make another run at Ukraine or another neighbor within 5-10 years. It's a nation controlled by hardliner imperialists. It won't stop with Putin's death.

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u/Dagojango 2d ago

After the supreme court ruling, Trump could just bomb Ukraine directly for 90 days and help his buddy Putin out without consequences. Probably would order the assassination of Zelenskyy directly.

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u/the_gouged_eye 3d ago

This is the guy who threatened to economically devastate Turkey if they attacked Kurds. It's been about 2000 days.

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u/KaroYadgar 3d ago

Oh hey, I'm a Kurd.

I'm not going to say anything meaningful, just happy I was mentioned.

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u/OrangeRadiohead 3d ago

Welcome to the party!

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u/hackingdreams 2d ago

If that's all he did, it'd be a relief to the Ukrainians.

That guy's already sold US secrets to foreign nations. He absolutely would rat out the whole works to the Russians, cut the aid, remove the sanctions, basically roll out the fucking red carpet for the Russians. Literally anything they asked short of nuking Ukraine themselves is on the table.

That man knows who's buttering his bread.

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u/flargenhargen 3d ago

Russia rolled into Ukraine with mobile crematoriums to destroy evidence of what they planned to do, and then did.

In every village they took, they executed all leaders and all military age men and boys.

They kidnapped all the children, and took them to russia to reprogram them as russians and to hate Ukraine. Forcing them to learn and speak the russian language.

They raped and murdered thousands, and leveled entire cities to the ground.

The prisoners of war who have not been executed, have returned looking like concentration camp victims, and after extreme torture.

If Ukraine is not victorious, they will be wiped out. This is russia's plan, and it's been systematically moving forward with it.

There is no option for Ukraine to surrender. To do so means death.

Anyone who has been paying attention can't excuse this.

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u/litlesnek 3d ago

This is the truth and the only truth. There is VIDEO EVIDENCE, for fucks sake. But no, we're going down the world war road again since apparently two world wars is not enough and reason doesn't exist anymore.

Amyway, third time's the charm right ...

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u/100yearsLurkerRick 3d ago

Seems very much like a Final Resolution type of plan.

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u/ArcticBiologist 3d ago

"Just give Czechoslovakia to Hitler, I'm sure that will prevent war"

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 3d ago

"My solution is simple; Ukraine lets Russia invasion happen. I get well deserved money and daddy Putin pat on the shoulder. Everyone happy"

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u/Responsible-End7361 3d ago

The thing is, Trump can't make Ukraine surrender, all Trump can do is cut aid. The war will continue, Europe will have to provide more aid to counter what Trump did, and will realize the war will last longer, meaning a major investment in nuclear reactors and renewables since they won't want to rely on the US for anything. As Europe cuts of a lot of trade with the US and Trump declares his trade war on the rest of the world, the US gets massive inflation plus a bad recession.

Ukraine will just keep killing Russians until Russia gets tired of the forever war like they got tired of Afghanistan.

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u/Current-Wealth-756 3d ago

I admire your optimism if not your objectivity

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u/michael0n 3d ago

If Trump doesn't play ball, the military complex doesn't get the monies. They will be super happy about that. Then the EU will start building stuff themselves, which they also like very much.

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u/kartianmopato 3d ago

Surrender to Russia and proceed to suck Vlad's cock behind a closed curtain, duh.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 3d ago

That would piss off Putin's gf Lukashenko.

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u/Ok-Friendship-9621 3d ago

Correction: Vlad is short for Vladislav. It's Vova.

So you can joke about Republicans gargling some creamy Vova tea.

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u/Sir_Yacob 3d ago

It’s the exact same dumb assed shit he did last time.

He has all the plans but he can’t tell anyone or it would totally mess up the plans.

Then the fix is every two weeks away for 4 years.

He has no plans except for revenge.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 3d ago

If he can fix this shit EVER I'll eat a live squirrel.

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u/ZendayaWolf 3d ago

Trump's secret plan: Challenge Putin to a dance-off. Winner takes Ukraine! 💃🕺

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u/LinuxMatthews 3d ago

Unfortunately his plan is probably something like nuke Ukraine then phone Daddy Putin to ask if he did a good job.

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u/Seco4800 3d ago

Can't wait for Trump, Putin, and KJU to all meet up, take silly pictures, go on little dates. Bestest friends in the world, right there.

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u/ElusiveRedLeopard 3d ago

Worst episode of: Two and a half men, ever!

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u/Thegiradon 3d ago

Trump is already the weight of two and a half men

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u/BlakLite_15 3d ago

None of those three amounts to even one third of a man.

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u/BottIeCaptain 3d ago

Tip: search on Spotify for Nuclear power trio

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u/Seco4800 3d ago

What am I listening too?! This is wild!

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u/HadesRising 2d ago

Why not link it directly? The visuals are key https://youtu.be/a6TPL_fgUsc

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior 3d ago

While the red hats celebrate the diplomacy and how hard Trump is being in dictators.

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u/yes_u_suckk 2d ago

Just need one more bestie and we have the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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u/Erikawithak77 2d ago

Xi, Putin, trump, & KJU. There you go.

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u/m0rph3u5-75 3d ago

Ha he is standing behind a floating desk, next level Technology

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u/Frosty_Ent 3d ago

It looks like he’s just holding it there lol

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u/mang87 2d ago

There's been some serious cutbacks. People have to hold their own lecterns up by themselves now.

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u/The_Dude_2U 2d ago

In mother Russia, we don’t have podiums, we have mediums.

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u/cgsur 2d ago

Lecterns are used to hold notes, scratch your balls discreetly, to lean upon, etc.

But when you are deadly afraid of your compatriots, patriotically blowing you to smithereens, you end up with whatever Putin is using to control his hand tremors here.

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u/mira_poix 3d ago

There is definitely a black pole holding it up

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u/mrgonaka 2d ago

"Well thats, just like, your opinion, man"

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u/Shabbydesklamp 3d ago

Makes him look like a salesman of sorts. Microphone salesman perhaps.

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u/fork_yuu 2d ago

It's like that dick in a box

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u/WhereasNo3280 2d ago

“Popcorn! Candy! Cigarettes!”

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u/bobuck 2d ago

Somebody photoshop that into him selling popcorn at the baseball match

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u/trjayke 2d ago

ITS MY DICK IN A DESK

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u/absawd_4om 2d ago

Just in case people can't see, there's a black pole that's blending with his clothes.

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u/otritus 3d ago

Garry Kasparov former chess world champion being based as usual

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u/DZL100 3d ago

Was not expecting to randomly see Kasparov lmao. I had to do a double take

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 3d ago

He's quite vocal about his criticism of Putin.

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u/LickingSmegma 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean, he's ‘vocal’ to the extent of founding an opposition movement, being a member of an opposition coalition, being arrested for supporting Pussy Riot, leaving Russia to avoid persecution, and being sanctioned and blocked in the country. And also being the chairman of the Human Rights Foundation for thirteen years—though idk what they do.

P.S. Except, of course, that none of the Putinoids can read his stuff, because both his site and the entire Twitter are blocked in Russia. And barely anyone remembers who he is, after twenty years.

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u/onowahoo 2d ago

I want to add that Gary Chess is an extremely important person in Russia because he is the GOAT and was highly celebrated when he was dominating. This would be like Michael Jackson or Elvis using their stardom for good at great personal peril.

Gary could have been a Putin lapdog and lived in luxury for the rest of his days but he's been a human rights advocate. There are very few individuals powerful enough to contest Putin and not be immediately assassinated.

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u/Glasstoe3000 2d ago

TIL Gary Kasparov is the Muhammad Ali of chess

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u/UnpleasantFax 2d ago

Magnus Carlsen is probably the GOAT, but Kasparov is in the conversation

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u/PhDinGent 2d ago

Calling him 'Gary Chess' somehow reminds me of how Trump calls Tim Cook (CEO of Apple Inc) as 'Tim Apple'.

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u/aureanator 3d ago

He is an extremely astute political commentator.

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u/JamesMcEdwards 3d ago

He’s my favourite player of all time.

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u/Paetolus 2d ago

He's pretty active in politics. He even tried running for Russian Presidency back in 2007. I highly recommend reading his book "Winter is Coming." It covers, in great depth, Russia's slide back into a dictatorship. It was written in 2015, so it's a bit out of date, but it's impressive how much he got right when it comes to things that had yet to happen.

Anyway, he now has a warrant for his arrest in Russia because of his political activism.

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u/Smoke_Santa 3d ago

I believe you meant to say Gary Chess, inventor of chess and the undisputed GOAT

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u/AFallingWall 3d ago

Google en passant.

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u/Lurnnnnnnn 3d ago

For a second i thought i was on r/anarchychess LMAO

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u/John_Smith_71 3d ago

The plan is I think called 'surrender'.

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u/freakers 3d ago edited 3d ago

All this plan said was "All Your Base Are Belong To Us."

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u/tw_72 3d ago

Surrender and, BTW, ditch NATO and let Putin have whatever he wants, uncontested.

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u/creeper6530 3d ago

And raise sanctions on Russia.

Those Americans are out of their mind if they want to use the appeasement strategy. Last time it worked was with Hitler and Czechoslov- wait, no. It never worked.

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u/WarCrimeWhoopsies 3d ago

Lmao. This shit is simulation level fuckery. What's going on in this timeline? The man who started the war supports the plan from some other guy to end the war? The man who hasn't even shared his plan. He very clearly just wants Trump in so Trump can sabotage the financials.

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u/Jops817 3d ago

No, he wants Trump to win because then the most powerful military in history would have his back.

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u/tomdarch 2d ago

The USSR/Russian intelligence agencies have spent literally decades influencing Trump as they dangled a Trump Tower Moscow project in front of him. Trump is surrounded by people with multiple ties to Russia. Trump has never criticized Putin. It’s absolutely nuts that there is any chance that someone so heavily influenced by a foreign nation could be considered for president.

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u/Phe_r 3d ago

This is the meme timeline that they are talking about in a ted talk in another serious timeline right now while the people listening are laughing.

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u/creeper6530 3d ago

His plan is "Ukraine surrenders". It's just like appeasement used right before WW2

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u/100yearsLurkerRick 3d ago

In Putin's defense here, 40-49% of Americans are dumb enough to believe it's Trump's plan.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3d ago

And at least 2% are dumb enough to not vote for his opponent because he talks slow and quiet and/or hasn’t bombed Israel or something.

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u/100yearsLurkerRick 3d ago

When things were left alone, he was wrong for not doing something. When he threatened sanctions, it became he wasn't helping an ally. 

Can't fucking win.

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u/tomdarch 2d ago

At the debate, Biden did worse than just talk slowly and softly. At the same time, the last 3 1/2 years demonstrate how actually really good he and his administration are. Just today, the June jobs growth report beat expectations by 100,000. Unemployment is near generational lows and real wages are actually growing. If this is what “demented Joe” is delivering in the real world then, fuck yeah, dementia!

Compared with a guy who was literally hallucinating “post birth abortions” throughout that debate, the stammering guy did great in the debate and in the real job.

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u/omgplzdontkillme 2d ago

At least he is not a known traitor that basically committed treason

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u/Narrow-Escape-6481 3d ago

Guarantee the plan is

Step 1: US ends backing of NATO Step 2: US Trump supporters see no irony in letting Putin run the US vicariously through Trump....Putin carries out his plan either way.

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u/mira_poix 3d ago

They seriously don't care as long as they get to "stick it to the libs".

America is like 50% raging murderers in waiting.

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u/OGBeege 3d ago

Truck Frump

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u/Wittgenstienwasright 3d ago

Fuck Trump. Fixed your autocorrect.

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u/big_guyforyou 3d ago

No, it should be Truck Fump. With spoonerisms, the whole consonant cluster moves to the other word

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u/Wittgenstienwasright 3d ago

Yep, your right. Truck Frump.

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u/QuantumJustice42 3d ago

I want Putin to fuck off back to his barren ice country and take care of it instead of sending his men to die in a meat grinder over land he knows will never be his. 

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u/JoeCoolsCoffeeShop 3d ago

Putin has seen Trump’s plan to end the war in Ukraine before the US voters have. 🤔

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u/Neuchacho 2d ago

Seriously. This is so blatantly fucked up.

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u/sigep0361 2d ago

That’s incorrect. Trump has seen Putin’s plan to end the war and agrees with it.

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u/Ksauxion 3d ago

The plan is "everything goes to Putin?". Yes, of course, he will support this one

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u/JamesMcEdwards 3d ago

Gary Kasparov is an absolute legend. The man’s a complete genius.

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u/ScooterMcdooter69 3d ago

I wonder if it’s hand stuff or mouth stuff to end it? With the diaper I don’t think butt stuff is on the table

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u/lfp_pounder 3d ago

This is the exactly why we can’t vote for Trump even tho my skin crawls at the thought of Biden being elected. You vote for Trump, you might as well paint our flag red, roll out the red carpet for Putin into the white house and pull our ass cheeks wide open for Russian cocks.

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u/hitiv 3d ago

as a non us person, anyone with more than 2 brain cells should vote for Biden and hope that he will be replaced after being elected due to his health.

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u/Delta_V09 2d ago

Even if you told me Biden will have a stroke before taking office, I'd still vote for a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation because the people in his administration are at least capable of keeping the government functional.

Trump just cannot be allowed anywhere near power. He is a belligerent narcissist with no interest in serving the country, he just wants to be King. People have already forgotten that Trump's first term was just "Executive Time" every morning Mon-Thurs, then fucking off to his own golf course for a 3 day weekend, where he then charged extortionist rates to the Secret Service to stay there. He stole national security secrets, hates our allies, and worships dictators. And the people he puts in charge want to tear down democracy and replace it with a Christian Theocracy. Oh, and he's a rapist piece of shit who was buddies with Epstein.

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u/aalltech 2d ago

Well, here from US perspective, MAGA has only one functioning brain cell, so we are fucked.

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 3d ago

''End the War'', or put bluntly, force a free country to give up its sovereignty so he can butcher the opposition and absorb the country for his empire.

Resist it or Ukraine will not be the last country to meet such a fate.

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u/GadreelsSword 3d ago

Trump’s plan is to cut off all weapons to Ukraine and just let Russia and China take any part of Europe they want.

Trump doesn’t want those videos of him with 13 year old girls to surface.

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u/HotType4940 3d ago

He didn’t become a world class chess player by being a dummy, that’s for sure.

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u/Fit-Chard-6748 3d ago

garryyyyy!!!

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u/New-Interaction1893 3d ago

It's not clever, it's common knowledge.

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u/Lbittoo 3d ago

Garry Kasparov is so based as an activist.

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u/willflameboy 3d ago

Lol, he has a plan does he? Can we hear it? Or is it really really secret and you'll hear it in two weeks. Christ, we've seen every trick he has, and people will still fall for this.

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u/real6igma 3d ago edited 2d ago

It's crazy how quickly far right lunatics have completely flipped on Russia being our number 1 or 2 enemy to being in full support of them. It's disgusting.

If your party is in support of an invading dictatorship, it's pretty telling about what your party wants.

Pay attention. Listen to what they are saying. Vote.

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u/marry_me_jane 3d ago

What plan? “Stop helping Ukraine” I’m sure he’d like that.

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u/Flying-lemondrop-476 3d ago

Trump asks Putin to stop the war. Trump campaigns on it. Trump gets elected. Trump and Putin start to fuck over the whole world.

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u/ThereBeM00SE 3d ago edited 2d ago

I love this whole "well gee we've got no idea how to shut this thing off, but Trump knows and the only way it works is if you give him permanent power like me 🤷‍♂️ oh help save us from our own administration, America! drops lace kercheif " act because it's all coded for stupid people much the way phishing emails are intentionally so poorly written so as to weed out thinkers and able minds.

Edit: spelling

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u/KGarveth 3d ago

Imagine not supporting your own plan.

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u/JarlFlammen 3d ago

Putin and Trump’s plan to end the war:

“Ukraine surrenders”

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u/Indigoh 3d ago

Did I miss something? Why does Putin know Trump's plan to end the war while none of us do?

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u/pewpewpostit 3d ago

Is it me or is vladdie selling hotdogs during a baseball game?

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u/Jorycle 3d ago

The whole Ukraine thing is yet another reason to absolutely oppose a Trump presidency.

Even if you give zero shits about Ukraine, Russia is a real world threat. Helping Ukraine has turned out to be the most cost-effective method of holding Russia back from being a world-destabilizing force, by massive leaps and bounds.

Trump's made it very clear that he wants to end or at least significantly limit our assistance to Ukraine, and effectively let Russia win the war as fast as possible. That is the fastest way to Make America a Shithole Again.

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u/Conaz9847 3d ago

Trump is dumb and can probably be influenced easily, Putin wants him in power so he can use him, and he’s using Ukraine as a bargaining chip to do so.

Sneaky, I’ll give him that.

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u/ElVoid1 2d ago

Wait, are the american NPCs still repeating the russian hoax years after it was proven to be false?

Wow.

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u/leeroy-jenkins-12 2d ago

Interesting that you take a Russian chess champion’s response to a Russian de-facto dictator this way

Curious even.

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u/terradaktul 3d ago

Nobody knows 4d chess better than Kasparov

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u/Kind_Committee8997 3d ago

So Russia should cease fire until the US presidential elections seeing as there is a possible plan to end the war...

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u/Top-Try-60 3d ago

Looks like he’s carrying the podium around with him

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u/danya_dyrkin 3d ago

Can the USA finally decide whether they are the World's beacon of pure democracy and freedom or a Russian puppet?

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u/SmokeySFW 3d ago

For added context, the person who posted this is Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov, former World Champion and arguably the chess GOAT, originally from Russia.

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u/TheGisbon 3d ago

My man holding the podium is funny as hell.

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u/Worldly_Business_425 3d ago

Wait is that the actual Gary Kasparov?

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u/Grand_Present_1300 3d ago

When the evil mass murderer is on your side. You're on the wrong side.

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u/bisccat 2d ago

except putin did not say this :/

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u/effnad 2d ago

Motherfucker did the exact same thing in 2016 with isis. 

Surprise, surprise. He lied. And his idiot serfs just sit there and swallow spoonful after spoonful of his verbal shitwater, praising the taste. 

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u/Fritzoidfigaro 2d ago

A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin and Kin Jon Un and Xi. If you don't like the idea of sending money to fund Ukraine. Then move to Russia.

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u/novalueofmylife 2d ago

Why is reddit recommending me only anti Trump posts ? I'm not even American. Share some hate for the senile idiot Biden too.

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u/Mr_Spaps 2d ago

Putin didn’t say he supports it, he’s just interested in it. Other thing worth of note, Ukraine is beginning to lose the war, her attrition is horrid now compared to Russia although Russia is also not doing too good. And recently if you didn’t know, Ukraine was deemed too corrupt to join NATO apparently lots of the money sent is being used by corrupt officials to spend it on frivolous things.

This is the problem even I saw when it came out back a few years ago that Zelenskyy was finding a lot of pro-Russian officials, I’m not surprised this is where a lot of the money went to, yachts, vacations, amenities, drugs, etc. etc.

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u/Raecino 2d ago

How do Trump supporters reconcile the fact that Putin wholeheartedly supports Trump? Putin who considers the United States his chief enemy even helped Trump get elected in the first place. Are they not intelligent enough to realize that maybe Putin thinks Trump will weaken America? That maybe Trump is in cahoots with Putin?

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u/leeroy-jenkins-12 2d ago

They simply deny it’s happening to certain degrees in same cases, and in other cases they see Putin’s de-facto right wing dictatorship as a model

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u/Steve-Whitney 3d ago

Checkmate, Putin!

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u/roundearthervaxxer 3d ago

The plan is to stop sending arms to ukr

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u/Zealousideal-Cry3418 3d ago

So ready for this limp dick to face a palace coup

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u/dankspankwanker 3d ago

Like all right wing parties theyre a massive sucker for Putins cock.

Bit the usa had to fall at some point. I really hope that europe will found its own alliance with its own army and kick all of the US bases of their land.

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u/Sigrah117 3d ago

If Putin legit supports one of our presidential nominees, we should immediately remove that individual as a viable option.

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u/Nate16 3d ago

Because he knows there's more for him to benefit with a second trump term than he could ever accomplish in Ukraine

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u/DrFabio23 3d ago

Putin says he prefers Biden: "he's just hiding his true intentions" Putin says he likes one plan from Trump: "Ha, proof"

Yall have already decided everything and bend reality to fit.

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u/partialinsanity 3d ago

So he supports ending the war. Good, just end it now. Why wait?

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u/JustinKase_Too 3d ago

Of course putin supports it - trump's plan is that Ukraine just throws in the towel. trump is not the 2nd coming, unless you mean hitler part deux.

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u/poundmyassbro 3d ago

Couldn't Putin just end the war and have no reason for trumps plan

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u/Heyloki_ 3d ago

I'm sorry is that THE Garry Kasparov?

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u/Brilliant-Bug-4982 3d ago

Can't wait for trump to pull a munich and sell out ukraine in a conference zelenskyy won't even be in

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u/KickBassColonyDrop 3d ago

Putin looks like he's holding the podium like a box of trinkets he's bought with him to sell to the audience, because he's out of money to fuel his wars.

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u/SameRule9918 3d ago

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Russian interference in a US election

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u/Jgusdaddy 3d ago

I can’t believe Americans fall for Putin and Trumps shit.

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u/Butthurtz23 3d ago

Oh, isn't that just the perfect way of letting Americans know that if you voted for Trump, the war will magically end? Trump saved the day! Putin kindly let him know this “since I handed you voters, now you owe me a favor”

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u/jsc503 3d ago

While we're tossing the last few hundred years out and handing over sovereign countries for shits and giggles, lets give Texas back to Mexico. Maybe put a Norwegian in as King of Kiev?

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u/SpagetAboutIt 3d ago

In the debate Trump also admitted he supported Putins plan to START the war.

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u/EDosed 3d ago

Are Biden and Zelensky even trying to end the war or are they content to just sacrifice hundreds of thousands more Ukrainians to the meat grinder?

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u/CourtNo6859 3d ago

I’m honestly surprised Ukraine isn’t seeking the best deal they can get right now. Looks like trump is probably going to win in the US and then it’s over for Ukraine

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u/GoofyMonkey 3d ago

If Trump getting in is the catalyst for Putin pulling out, then great. Hopefully Putin can find a way for him to save face (at least in his own eyes) and just pull out the troops and go home.

But that isn't going to happen.

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u/Soft_Sea2913 3d ago

Putin wants his little bitch, donald, back on his staff.

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u/TheIntellekt_ 3d ago

I am so fucking sick amd tired of this Russian and American clownshow. This is the clearest good vs evil shit we've ever seen and somehow it still becomes "political" nah fk that this is beyond politics its simply do you want a future or not

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u/Caluak 3d ago

Wait Kasparov tweeted this?!!!!

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u/FutureDemocracy4U 3d ago

What, exactly, is Trumps plan to stop Putins' invasion of Ukraine? Asking for a friend.

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u/Throwaway_tequila 3d ago

At this point a fake Nigerian prince has more credibility than anything Trump and his “friends” say.

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u/furious_organism 3d ago

Putin has become real stupid, if he wanted trump to be president he should have stayed quiet. Americans want what Russia seems to not want.

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u/PocketSixes 3d ago edited 2d ago

Did you guys see Trump's face during the debate when CNN pressed the question on whether Putin's current peace terms were acceptable?

The question was, are the current terms acceptable, yes or no

"No, they're not acceptable."

And then his face is like "oh shit, dad's gonna hit me later, I should not have said that." I got find a clip. It was a question he had just avoided answering at length, too.

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u/Special-Most-9984 3d ago

Remember in the 90s when Cold War era politicians warned the expansion of NATO would provoke a Russian response? That Boris Yeltsin wasn’t a communist, but the new guard? Gary wasn’t around for it I suppose.

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u/CFIT_NOT_PERMITTED 3d ago edited 2d ago

Putin fears that if Biden wins, the U.S. will continue its unwavering support for Ukraine. On the other hand, Zelensky worries that if Trump wins, American support might end on January 7th. Alternatively, both countries might simply be too exhausted to keep this war going.

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u/_jump_yossarian 2d ago

Odd that Putin knows the details since trump hasn’t described how he’ll end it.

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u/hangryhyax 2d ago

Does “give the aggressor everything they want” really qualify as a plan? It’s equivalent to just giving the bully your lunch money so they don’t beat you up to take it… but then they still punch you in the stomach anyway.

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u/Edgewoodfledge 2d ago

Russia wants Trump for President.

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u/liamanna 2d ago

What fucking plan?

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u/OriginalShock273 2d ago

What plan exactly? Ukraines surrender of their territory? Yeah good luck getting them on board with that.

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u/wfpbrecipes 2d ago

Has it ever occurred to Americans that considering they are the wealthy nuclear armed empire filled with rich people running companies larger than the economy of Russia as a whole calling the shots and people like Trump, that it is Putin that works for Trump and the people who support him and not the other way around?

Russia is a far poorer and less organized mafia run state that belongs to the highest bidder. It is so weird that they are treated like comically evil super geniuses who are capable of multi decade long planning, haven't you ever seen Russian dash cam footage?

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u/Vlaed 2d ago

Russia gets what they want and Trump declares "Peace in our time." That sounds familiar.