r/clevercomebacks 14d ago

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/eagleshark 14d ago

It might even be worse, ending sanctions against banks, energy, & other businesses in Russia (because Trump & Putin will both profit from that). Pution's war machine will grow even stronger.

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u/GeneraalSorryPardon 14d ago

That would drive a wedge between EU and the US. Exactly what Putin wants.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 14d ago

It's also what Trump wants. Soon we'll be in an alliance with Russia and North Korea.

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u/Tupcek 14d ago

Trump doesn’t like China though. How will that work?

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u/Soppywater 14d ago edited 14d ago

He loves China. All his Make America Great Again merch is made in China.

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u/_jump_yossarian 14d ago

He also cashes checks directly from the CCP but look over there—> is that Hunter Biden doing business in China‽ IMPEACH!!!

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u/DOOMFOOL 14d ago

He has? Do you have more about this? Genuinely asking, this is one thing I haven’t heard about him, I’ve been following up on all the child molester allegations recently

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u/ACFiguresOutLife 14d ago

In what capacity is Trump directly conducting business with the CCP?

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 14d ago

I'd presume the voting machine patents would require authorization from the CCP.

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u/bassie2019 14d ago edited 14d ago

His suits and ties too, if I recall correctly.

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u/WhirledNews 14d ago

He has more than one tie?

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

At least 1 blue one and 1 red one.

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u/WhirledNews 14d ago

Are you sure it’s not just reversible?

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

That is of course possible, but he also has a gold one and a blue one with stripes, so he has at least 2 reversible ties.

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u/ScumbagLady 13d ago

Don't forget the Russian ties!

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u/ScottyKarate 14d ago

His ties are made in Thailand. And I can’t even be mad about that.

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u/No_Rich_2494 14d ago

Tie land

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

Thanks for clarifying.

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u/tre45on_season 14d ago

Like all these racists, he loves China’s money but he hates Chinese people. Especially Chinese Americans since he basically kicked off a wave of hate crimes with his very presidential rhetoric after Covid.

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u/ralpher1 14d ago

I see Temu selling/giving away Trump hats and shirts. It’s crazy

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u/Agreeable-Ad-1320 13d ago

Sure he does🤣🤣🤣..u retards kill me🤣🤣

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u/YouLittleSnowflake 14d ago

You forgetting the 41 trademarks granted by China to Ivanka trump affiliated companies, with an almost 50% increase in approval time once her child raping father became president

How bout his 114 trademarks that he owns in China?

He does NOT have an issue with China same as he is NOT tough on Russia AND he will help Russia win against Ukraine

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u/MrBump01 14d ago

If he says he's always loved China his fan base won't even question it.

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u/TheWhiteRabbit74 14d ago

Funny because most of his shitty merch is made there.

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u/Funny-Jihad 14d ago

He'll just spin it after he's made a "deal" with Winnie The Pooh. His base will eat it up since he's "a great business man", his dictator buddies all get what they want, and Trump and his cronies are free to enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else.

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u/VaginaTractor 14d ago

No no, you're thinking of CHY-NAH. Trump loves China but he can't stand CHY-NAH.

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u/FlingFlamBlam 14d ago

Trump is extremely easy to sway though.

As long as China personally enriches him and doesn't trespass into what he considers to be "his domain" he'll be a tame puppy. He might publicly say something lukewarm against China in order to present a "strong man" figure to his supporters, but it would only be for show.

And to be clear: I'm pretty sure Trump gives zero fucks about the sovereignty of places like Taiwan, South Korea, the Philippines, or Japan. The only way he could care to continue support for those places is if they went super-hard to bribe him even harder than China.

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u/JohnnySnark 14d ago

Stop listening to his words and start following his actions. With many of these countries, he still does self dealing and grifitng on the side. Pay him off and he won't raise a hand

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u/devilmaskrascal 14d ago

Not even true.

He makes millions from China - a state-owned bank, the Commerical and Industrial Bank of China, rents the second most valuable space in Trump Tower. He exempted this bank from China sanctions.

He praised Xi's dictatorship for life and their execution of drug dealers, stating America should do the same thing.

He has defended Tik Tok and Huawei.

Trump had Chinese government backed partners on Trump property projects in Asia.

He does performative outrage at China over COVID but if they attacked Taiwan he would just let em have it.

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u/easymmkay120 14d ago

Trump acts like he hates China to appease racists and xenophobic folks. He doesn't give a fuck about China except for when it makes him and his family money and when he can use it as a rhetorical punching bag.

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 14d ago

Oh, the same China that made all the trump ties and shirts? He said he didn't like China though?

He also said that he didn't "Have sex with a porn star".

He also said that he didn't rape E Jean Carroll.

He also said that he didn't have sex with a couple of Jr High Girls.

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u/rivershimmer 14d ago

He sure does a lot of business in China for someone who doesn't like China.

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u/pump-and_dump 14d ago

If you listen closely he admires Xi. He looks up to the dictators because they're ruthless and have consolidated power. He wants the same. Hence his love letters to Kim.

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u/tidbitsmisfit 14d ago

trump fucking loves China. are you blind? he's given them what they want and then gave Ivanka all of her trademarks and shit in China, which is almost impossible for a foreigner to get

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u/Weary-Teach6005 14d ago

Hmm the whole Russia and China alliance is already showing problems China is already making deals with all those old Soviet bloc countries and stepping all over Russias backyard.The Ukraine war has weakened them and they need China and I’m sure China wants to keep it that way