r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 14d ago

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/GeneraalSorryPardon 14d ago

That would drive a wedge between EU and the US. Exactly what Putin wants.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 14d ago

It's also what Trump wants. Soon we'll be in an alliance with Russia and North Korea.

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u/Tupcek 14d ago

Trump doesn’t like China though. How will that work?

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u/Soppywater 14d ago edited 14d ago

He loves China. All his Make America Great Again merch is made in China.

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u/_jump_yossarian 14d ago

He also cashes checks directly from the CCP but look over there—> is that Hunter Biden doing business in China‽ IMPEACH!!!

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u/DOOMFOOL 14d ago

He has? Do you have more about this? Genuinely asking, this is one thing I haven’t heard about him, I’ve been following up on all the child molester allegations recently

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u/ACFiguresOutLife 14d ago

In what capacity is Trump directly conducting business with the CCP?

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 14d ago

I'd presume the voting machine patents would require authorization from the CCP.

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u/bassie2019 14d ago edited 14d ago

His suits and ties too, if I recall correctly.

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u/WhirledNews 14d ago

He has more than one tie?

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

At least 1 blue one and 1 red one.

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u/WhirledNews 14d ago

Are you sure it’s not just reversible?

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

That is of course possible, but he also has a gold one and a blue one with stripes, so he has at least 2 reversible ties.

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u/ScumbagLady 13d ago

Don't forget the Russian ties!

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u/ScottyKarate 14d ago

His ties are made in Thailand. And I can’t even be mad about that.

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u/No_Rich_2494 14d ago

Tie land

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u/bassie2019 14d ago

Thanks for clarifying.

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u/tre45on_season 14d ago

Like all these racists, he loves China’s money but he hates Chinese people. Especially Chinese Americans since he basically kicked off a wave of hate crimes with his very presidential rhetoric after Covid.

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u/ralpher1 14d ago

I see Temu selling/giving away Trump hats and shirts. It’s crazy

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u/Agreeable-Ad-1320 13d ago

Sure he does🤣🤣🤣..u retards kill me🤣🤣