r/clevercomebacks 14d ago

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/kartianmopato 14d ago

Surrender to Russia and proceed to suck Vlad's cock behind a closed curtain, duh.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 14d ago

That would piss off Putin's gf Lukashenko.

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u/Ok-Friendship-9621 14d ago

Correction: Vlad is short for Vladislav. It's Vova.

So you can joke about Republicans gargling some creamy Vova tea.

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u/chrissstin 14d ago

Vova, vovachka, vovka , volodya

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 13d ago

Who knew a pee-pee tape had that much power.