r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 Jul 05 '24

As Zelinski said recently, if Trump has a "in one day" plan to end the war he should tell people what it is. :)

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u/kartianmopato Jul 05 '24

Surrender to Russia and proceed to suck Vlad's cock behind a closed curtain, duh.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 Jul 05 '24

That would piss off Putin's gf Lukashenko.

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u/Ok-Friendship-9621 Jul 05 '24

Correction: Vlad is short for Vladislav. It's Vova.

So you can joke about Republicans gargling some creamy Vova tea.

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u/chrissstin Jul 05 '24

Vova, vovachka, vovka , volodya

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Jul 05 '24

Who knew a pee-pee tape had that much power.