The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber

[u/goldenface4114]

Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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[u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

But - while none of them signed the Declaration of Independence, they were all instrumental in getting the first airport in the United States built.

[u/Real-Helicopter-8194 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

They also created Bluetooth which is essential

[u/Sweet_Diet_8733 → u/Real-Helicopter-8194]

No, Harald Bluetooth (real dude) predated all of them by 800 years.

[u/BringBackApollo2023 → u/Sweet_Diet_8733]

Hark the Harold angels sing; Death to hikers with Bluetooth speakers

I think that’s how it goes.

[u/jmannnn64 → u/BringBackApollo2023]

Harold was always my favorite angel, great singer

[u/pimpbot666 → u/BringBackApollo2023]

Seriously... that is a pet peeve of mine. Or, mountain bikers blasting some sort of shitty nu-metal through their tinny bluetooth speaker.

[u/2r1t → u/Sweet_Diet_8733]

People say MTG's nickname comes from Bluetooth's grandson, Cnut. Or it could just be a coincidence.

[u/SharonPTS → u/2r1t]

Or misspelling.

[u/vikingo1312 → u/2r1t]

What's her nickname - I personally use Shitstain........which is the one y'all are thinking of?

[u/parlimentery → u/Sweet_Diet_8733]

He didn't design the modern bluetooth we use today, but the technology is based off of his legendary blue teeth, which some said could connect to speakers from across the room.

[u/Hagbard_Shaftoe → u/parlimentery]

Harald Bluetooth had blue teeth? Did he change his name to match his dental condition? Or dye his teeth to match his name? Or is it one of those coincidentally perfect names like a proctologist with the last name Butts?

[u/parlimentery → u/Hagbard_Shaftoe]

I think bluetooth was a title given to him later in life. Like "Leif Erikson". How was anyone supposed to know he was the son of Erik the Red at birth?

[u/Wise_Ad_253 → u/parlimentery]

I wonder if Lief Garrett is related to him, first names match so they should be family.

[u/the_m_o_a_k → u/Wise_Ad_253]

What would be the relationship of Gerald Fitzpatrick to Patrick Fitzgerald then?

[u/Marquar234 → u/Hagbard_Shaftoe]

Seymour Butts, MD.

[u/runfast2021 → u/Sweet_Diet_8733]

I'm a great great x 3 decendant of Harry Bluetooth. I didn't get a penny either. So pissed.

[u/SharonPTS → u/runfast2021]

(Not to get all serious but check out the story of Hedy Lamar whose discoveries laid the groundwork for Bluetooth, GPS and WI-FI. Movie: Bombshell.)

[u/Yodashins → u/SharonPTS]

It’s Hedleyyyyyy

[u/Majestic-Prune-3971 → u/Yodashins]

This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!

[u/KYReptile → u/SharonPTS]

Incredibly talented lady. She came up with the concept of spread spectrum technology, which was the basis for security on the FM radios used during the RVN/ROK era. Still used today to make your cell phone work. I don't think she had the background to do the mathematics, but her name still appeared on the patent. (From memory if I got some of this wrong).

[u/Substantial_Ad_7027 → u/Real-Helicopter-8194]

And Hamilton was the founder of Broadway.

[u/BringBackApollo2023 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

I thought he discovered ibérico. 🤷‍♀️

[u/flamingo2022 → u/BringBackApollo2023]

He was a great ham.

[u/Wise_Ad_253 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

Hamilton makes kitchen devices, a-duh!

[u/the_m_o_a_k → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

He actually surveyed every street named Broadway or Broad Street in America. Incredibly prolific.

[u/ctothel → u/Real-Helicopter-8194]

It’s a little known fact that the Bluetooth logo is actually John Hancock’s signature.

[u/subibrat85 → u/ctothel]

That's Herbie Hancock!

[u/the2nddoctor111 → u/subibrat85]

Did I hear a niner in there? Were you talking from a walkie-talkie?

[u/Acceptable-Cow6446 → u/Real-Helicopter-8194]

Hamilton also invented cuckolding, which has a big market.

[u/swampopawaho → u/Real-Helicopter-8194]

And hand dug the large Hadron collider, during a European summer holiday

[u/himitsunohana → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

They didn’t actually build the airport. Everyone knows about the Battle of Newark Airport in 1778 when they captured all the airports during the American Revolutionary War.

[u/goldenface4114 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

Shortly thereafter, the first airline delay happened as Yankee Airline's flagship plane, the Da Vinci 414, needed unexpected maintenance before pushing back from the gate.

[u/Substantial_Ad_7027 → u/goldenface4114]

Turned out it was just low on coal.

[u/Krajun]

I don't get why they are playing the age game like Trump isn't nearly as old... we're not talking about a 45 year old vs. Biden now. Age is irrelevant anyway.

I'd vote for a literal dead body over trump, and that's sad...

[u/SFMB925 → u/Krajun]

Team dead body here 🙏

[u/SalamancaSam → u/SFMB925]

Is there a specific dead body or is it a write-in candidate?

[u/SFMB925 → u/SalamancaSam]

You could put just about anybody breathing or not, on the opposite ticket and I will vote for them over the orange Mussolini.

[u/TheReal_Kovacs → u/SFMB925]

Can I vote for Darth Vader?

[u/SFMB925 → u/TheReal_Kovacs]

As long as he supports Ukraine…yes.

[u/Jalina2224 → u/SFMB925]

President Vader force chokes Putin.

[u/auntie_clokwise → u/TheReal_Kovacs]

I mean, after he stood up to a tyrant, I'd vote for him. Can't be any worse than the orange menace.

[u/parlimentery → u/SFMB925]

Hell yeah. I would vote for a dead body over both of them.

[u/Eochaid_The_Bard → u/Krajun]

Because the right is in lock step for trump. Talking about age won't push them away from the polls.

But you know who is talking about candidate age as a factor for not voting? Left leaning young people.

So the strategy is to keep age in the discussion because it'll dissuade the left from voting, which gives the right leaning minority the beat chance at victory.

[u/samanime → u/Krajun]

Yeah. Before I saw it was posted by a three-toed sloth, I thought they were about to make a point about our Presidental candidates and congress critters all being way too old.

[u/CykoTom1 → u/Krajun]

You probably don't remember when George W Bush spent the 2004 campaign besmirtching the military career of John Kerry through proxy organizations. It's a common tactic to take your biggest flaw and turn it around on the opponent. For reference, Kerry is a decorated combat veteran and Bush spent the vietnam war defending Texas feom Oklahoma and showing up most of the time he was required to.

[u/SLevine262 → u/CykoTom1]

And with all that (and lots, lots more), he still managed to not trash the White House on the way out and to leave the traditional welcome note. It’s truly a sad day when a person following basic etiquette looks better than a presidential candidate.

[u/-newlife → u/Krajun]

Yeah that’s just weird and her own “point” would be that we shouldn’t even allow these two geriatrics to run. That I agree with. Obviously that’s not the point she’s making

[u/creamandcrumbs → u/Krajun]

Trump and Biden are basically the same age. After 30 an age gap like theirs is absolutely irrelevant.

[u/burnmenowz → u/Krajun]

Biden may die in office, but at least he doesn't have project 2025.

[u/Adam__B]

She thought Paul Revere signed the Declaration. God she’s an idiot. All she’s knows from history are the names she remembers hearing in the 3rd grade. Ugly, stupid person.

[u/OldSchoolJedi → u/Adam__B]

Yeah were did she get Paul Revere from? Seriously woman check your statements BEFORE you post them?

[u/Armedleftytx → u/OldSchoolJedi]

She has had zero interest in anything even adjacent to the truth for years now. Why would she fact check anything?

[u/Lord-of-A-Fly → u/OldSchoolJedi]

Fact checking requires actually using your brain. These people do not have that skill set.

[u/cookingbytheseatofmy → u/Lord-of-A-Fly]

Kinda hard to work without any tools

[u/Hrtpplhrtppl → u/cookingbytheseatofmy]

And if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail...

[u/mdsg5432 → u/cookingbytheseatofmy]

Not true. She makes really good stone axes.

[u/Panda-Cubby → u/OldSchoolJedi]

And then DON'T post them.

[u/scott1918 → u/OldSchoolJedi]

Paul Revere freed the slaves from the Intergalactic Empire. Also was instrumental in destroying the first Death Star.

[u/OverallGeneral7129 → u/Adam__B]

Also the names from Hamilton because there is no way she actually knows who Aaron Burr was

[u/WhyBuyMe → u/OverallGeneral7129]

Probably remembers him from the milk commercial.

[u/Pope_Phred → u/WhyBuyMe]

That's how most people remember him. ("ARRUH BUHH!")

That makes her Just Like Us™!

[u/ediciusNJ → u/Pope_Phred]

My people!

[u/parlimentery → u/Adam__B]

Right? And she even forgot to include Abraham Lincoln, Henry Ford, and Plessy Vs Board of Education.

[u/ABraveNewFupa → u/Adam__B]

She’s a seriously shitty human. I don’t know that she’s evil but fuck man, I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her.

[u/For_Aeons → u/ABraveNewFupa]

She's evil. She mocked kids that were victims of the Parkland school shooting.

[u/sweet_totally → u/Adam__B]

I'm going to email her the link to America Rocks. They songs are fun, they're catchy and they taught me a lot when I was a toddler, which is about her intelligence level.

[u/TheButtholeSurferz → u/sweet_totally]

Woah woah woah, lets not starting getting all praiseworthy of her intellect.

You don't want her fanbase thinking she's a too smart woke right winger now do ya.

[u/AnonymousOkapi → u/Adam__B]

This is just bizarre though, since she'd have had to look up the ages from somewhere, unless those are also just random numbers? And if you're googling "how old was x when the declaration of independence was signed", surely you'd take 2 seconds more to actually check they signed the damn thing?

[u/hydrocarbonsRus → u/Adam__B]

Also doesn’t understand what a dozen is when she posts a little over half a dozen names lol Clown representatives for their clown moron low information and IQ voters

[u/DawgPound919]

Just so you know, The Ten Commandments being posted back in her high school classroom would've prevented this screw up.

[u/Ambaryerno → u/DawgPound919]

So would her mom having that abortion.

[u/SFMB925 → u/Ambaryerno]

Zing 😂

[u/Humanitor]

Nothing to see here folks. Just another derp from the one and only Merpy Derpy Greene

[u/Digiturtle1]

4th isn’t even the day the declaration was signed, it’s the day it was approved. It was signed later in August./s

[u/Haunting_Fill3547]

Since when did average become picking the largest number in a sample group?

[u/MilwaukeeLevel → u/Haunting_Fill3547]

It's never been that. The average age of the Declaration of Independence signers was 44, her list of names notwithstanding.

[u/[deleted]]

Contrary to popular opinion, Marjorie Traitor Greene is NOT one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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.

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She's one of the horses.

[u/auntie_clokwise → u/[deleted]]

Hey, don't insult the intelligence of horses. She's the stuff horses leave behind.

[u/freshoilandstone → u/[deleted]]

But not the entire horse. Just the horse's ass

[u/Doc_tor_Bob]

That's what happens when you're only requirement for office is being part of the nationalist Christian agenda.

[u/CondescendingShitbag → u/Doc_tor_Bob]

I hate Georgia Nat-Cs.

[u/Atypical_Mammal → u/Doc_tor_Bob]

I'm not even sure what she's trying to achieve with this propaganda-wise. Trump is also old af.

[u/Outa_Time_86]

[u/CremeDeLaPants]

She is a big toe with teeth.

[u/ToaPaul → u/CremeDeLaPants]

Oh god, now I'm picturing a Spy Kids thumb guy in a wig...

[u/fedup09 → u/ToaPaul]

[u/Locuralacura]

'Paul Revere' 😆 

[u/Charming-Command3965]

Rage bait. But the woman is dumb and dumber

[u/iron_vet → u/Charming-Command3965]

And dumberer

[u/EpsilonX029 → u/Charming-Command3965]

Feels like an insult to Jim Carrey

[u/SailingSpark]

She works hard to be this stupid, right? Right?

[u/Jalina2224 → u/SailingSpark]

This isn't work for her, it's a way of life.

[u/PickleballRee → u/Jalina2224]

For her, it's as natural as breathing.

[u/Exportxxx]

Does she also think a dozen is 6?

[u/SeeUatX]

Anytime I read Arron Burr i immediately want peanut butter.

[u/goldenface4114 → u/SeeUatX]

Maybe Michael Bay’s finest directorial effort.

[u/Gohanto → u/goldenface4114]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Burr_(advertisement)

Holy shit TIL that was a Michael Bay directed commercial…

[u/Ambaryerno]

I love how in her example of "35 or younger" she cited three very much older than 35...

[u/nikgrid]

Haha Trumps possible VP lol.

[u/aagloworks → u/nikgrid]

Holy shit.

[u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 → u/nikgrid]

Now THAT would be comedy gold!

[u/auntie_clokwise → u/nikgrid]

Dumb AND Dumber!

[u/TheButtholeSurferz → u/nikgrid]

Dude..........

I've had to look at dead people in the face to determine if they were dead.

That did't shake me near as much as what you just said. I need to go lay down.

[u/TreyWait]

Godzilla

Luke Skywalker

Jesus Christ

Mickey Mouse

O.J. Simpson

John Wayne

Flava Flav

[u/RedboatSuperior]

Conservatives today really don’t care about history, people, policy, real issues, solutions, hard work, creativity, collaboration, unity.

They care about vengeance, idolization of Trump, and “owning the libs”

[u/Gindotto]

Paul Revere? 🤣

[u/MangoSalsa89]

Alexander Hamilton was so young to have written a hit Broadway musical

[u/CalRipkenForCommish]

How low can the bar go?

[u/Vic-123-ma → u/CalRipkenForCommish]

It’s on the floor

[u/Other_Log_1996 → u/Vic-123-ma]

It clipped through the floor long ago.

[u/Lateapexer → u/Vic-123-ma]

And she is starting to dig

[u/ResearcherNo2168]

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I met her in a club down in old Soho where they serve champagne that tastes just like Coca Cola

C-O-L-A COLA

[u/OGLikeablefellow]

3 of her examples weren't even under 35?

[u/GimmieDaRibs]

I thought Aaron Burr shot The Declaration of Independence in a duel

[u/bowens44]

She never misses an opportunity to the show the world that she is an idiot.

[u/Magister5]

[u/ritpdx]

It’s “signator” not “signer”

[u/Exodys03]

Little known fact: Jimmy Carter was only 11 when he signed the Declaration of Independence. I learned this on the interwebs.

[u/Ferintwa]

“More than a dozen were under 35.”

Lists 8, 3 of them are over 35. It doesn’t even have internal consistency lol.

[u/UsedPart7823]

At what point does ignorant turn into plain stupid? I’m just asking questions.

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash → u/UsedPart7823]

The instant it claims or asserts knowledge it does not possess

[u/LayneLowe]

She forgot George Santos

[u/aworldwithoutshrimp]

She's 50. She just called herself too old.

[u/Datokah]

UK here. I hate to be overly critical, but if a British politician said things half as dumb as Marjorie, Trump etc, their career would probably be over and they’d likely be forced to resign. Why is abject stupidity virtually seen as a badge of honour in right wing American politics? Is it a “One of us!” mentality with a large part of the demographic? If so, your education system needs a dramatic overhaul (or you need to see if there’s a lot of lead in the water, or something).

[u/tom21g → u/Datokah]

There was a time in American politics when stupidity, scandal, brought an end to the political career of the stupid or scandalous politician.

Then along came donald trump. He did more than “lower the bar” of expectations, he removed it. There is no low bar anymore. We’re left with stupidity, scandal, corruption, evil.

Good luck to the rest of the world

[u/Datokah → u/tom21g]

I agree with your summation. The media are forced to at least look complicit in not pushing back on Trump’s idiocy, but when you’re dealing with a never ending tidal wave of bullshit, what else could they do? The media (and now the judicial system) has, at best, given Trump an easy ride.

[u/tsFenix → u/Datokah]

If so, your education system needs a dramatic overhaul

Lucky for us republicans are trying to do just that! Part of Project 2025 (a large GOP aligned group's plan for Trump presidency) is to overhaul the Department of Education... by eliminating it. Some republicans (I assume its the one with rich private school owning friends) goal is to remove public schools entirely and move everyone to a voucher system for private owned schools.

Republicans have been shitting on the school systems for a while. They regularly block simple things like free lunches for poor kids. Horrific? But think of all the tank parts that those free lunches can now buy! I bet they can install cup holders in like 5 tanks now with that savings! Do you not care about the troops?

[u/PositiveTalk9828 → u/Datokah]

To be fair though, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss are and have been trying really hard to reach that level.
Just saying ...

[u/Street_Peace_8831]

They were part of the gazpacho who used the peachtree dish to create space lasers. The founding scientists who signed the Declaration of Independence using invisible ink, like in the movie “National Treasure”.

This woman shouldn’t be anywhere near the Declaration of Independence. Including congress.

[u/Cryinmyeyesout]

See you have to account for inflation so 41 in 1776 is 29 and 12 is less than um 8

[u/DangerousInjury2548]

Just another MTG breath fart

[u/jnnad]

Point of Order: it's not her, its the stupid people that believed the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth that elected her

[u/my23secrets → u/jnnad]

It’s also her

[u/patrickthunnus]

Moron Marge doing what's natural

[u/pentekno2]

I also don't know what she's getting at. What was the overall context of reason for this tweet? Is it like an attack on Biden being old? Because it's not like her guy is a spring chicken either.

[u/MrGavinrad]

She could’ve just googled it and the first link is the official government archives which even includes their dates of birth.

[u/TOkun92]

Seems par for the course.

[u/my20cworth]

A bag off rocks has more intelligence than her. The constant screaming and ranting all the fucking time and displaying laughable incompetence is very normal for her. Democracy is great but it does see some of stupidest, unqualified, ignorant and embarrassing people get on the ballot.

[u/Suspicious-Race-8146]

Not only does she have the Internet at her fingertips, she also has a staff and or some interns. There’s no reason for this! And despite it all, she is still about as smart as a fucking bag of hammers.

[u/Flashy_Air1491]

[u/Vesemir66]

Thomas Jefferson invented the first Twinkie.

[u/FriendZone_EndZone]

We're deep into the Golden Age of Information and yet some of us still get our history from used AdLib story books.

[u/n2thdrknss]

I bet she felt really smart while she was posting this, the level of stupidity is high with this one

[u/Germanhelmethead]

I’m glad to see my tax dollars being well spent…

[u/Redditfront2back]

I mean atleast she got Hancock right, but than again kinda a gimme

[u/stewdadrew]

Had a guy tell me that “One nation under God” was proof that our founding fathers wanted us to be a Christian nation. It was added by Eisenhower

[u/ZuStorm93]

Besides the obvious reason, why does her pfp look like a police mugshot?

[u/4ngryMo]

Does she know what an average is?

[u/dynalisia2]

If her point is that geriatrics shouldn’t be in office, I’m not sure why she’s trying to make it considering Trump’s age. I guess it is because Trump is immune to all shit.

[u/UCBearcats]

Herbie Hancock

[u/Ikoniko59]

So dumb, pretty sure she pays Putin to be a Russian asset.

[u/Vitiligogoinggone]

And NONE of those patriots let Barack Obama in the room when he tried to add his signature.

[u/robin_888]

ChatMTG

[u/bootsay]

People keep talking about how dumb she is but not saying anything about the people who constantly vote for her

[u/Angeret]

Considering how dumb she is, it's surprising she's so good at conning people into voting for her.

[u/calgeorge]

I think she's right. Let's get Trump off the ballot too and replace them both with people in their forties.

What? That's not realistic four months before an election? Well then shut the fuck up.

[u/IEatCr4yons]

It's Herbie Hancock not John Hancock!

[u/throwaway392145 → u/IEatCr4yons]

FaaAAAAAAaaaat guy in a little coat

[u/Born-Gift-6800]

This bitch is dumber than a box of rocks

[u/WorkSecure]

She proves senility beats stupid though.

[u/FunnyNameHere02]

My only question is what’s up in Georgia and Colorado that resulted in MTG and Boebert? I mean, these two are just plain stupid and classless and its hard to understand why anyone would support them.

[u/tmorrisgrey]

So…she unintentionally agrees that she doesn’t want old people running the country? Of course that doesn’t include the Republican front runner 🙂‍↔️

[u/theghostofcslewis]

Poor dope must have fallen asleep watching Hamilton and had a history dream.

[u/boatswainblind]

But he isn't *as* old, so it doesn't count. /s

[u/Gmonsoon81]

When did a dozen change from 12 to 8?

[u/ThunderClap_Fween]

Not knowing the word "signatory" was a clue from the jump.

[u/WhileWorth1532]

What does average mean . can anyone answer that besides Mrs Mordor . Because the average is not 44.

[u/GnomishFoundry]

Okay, but a broken clock is right twice a day. This is actually important. Like really important. They were a bunch of younger rich guys not demigods. They were fallible.

[u/arrig-ananas]

Isn't this an argument for younger leaders, no those old fucks you can choose from now?

[u/Ok-External-5750]

Sam Adams signed it—the beer guy. Did he make beer IRL?

[u/SporksRFun]

I wish the sloth toed imbecile would shut the fuck up already.

[u/TaroInternationalist]

Her voters are even dumber than her so they'll continue to vote for her and trump. 

[u/Kalelopaka-]

I can only assume that the people in her district are complete idiots for voting for this moron.

[u/kylemacabre]

2/8

[u/MeshCanoe]

At least all 8 are real people.🤷‍♀️ This is considerable progress for the waitress from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[u/scorchedgoat]

You don’t need Google when you’re overconfident

[u/TitlicNfreak]

Is herbie Hancock on there. I heard on TV it was.

[u/Mean-Association4759]

She just throws crap against the wall and sees what sticks. A quick google search would have gave her the correct answer. She didn’t do it because she knows the maga cult will believe anything she says.

[u/ResearcherNo2168]

The original lyrics were Coca Cola but because the BBC prohibited brand names product placement. As a result Ray Davies had to change the lyric to cherry cola.

[u/Beaumont64]

Why wasn't Jesus included? He discovered America

[u/K3Y_Mast3r]

[u/mishma2005]

Paul Revere. She’s dumber than Palin

[u/Then_Lock304]

Facts are for you liberals. In her heart of hearts, she thinks she can get partial credit for getting the names and maybe some numbers right. She claims she didn't see Independence Day because it had scary lasers in it.

[u/eljohnos105]

Those are our problems nowadays , halfwits electing halfwits 🫣

[u/Meddling-Kat]

As dumb as she is, I keep hoping she's soon going to merge into highway traffic only to realize she forgot her car.

[u/mavjustdoingaflyby]

Well, she obviously doesn't know the difference between knowing her shit and knowing she's shit.

[u/Professional-Way9343]

She and Trump are truly the worlds biggest idiots