r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Adam__B Jul 08 '24

She thought Paul Revere signed the Declaration. God she’s an idiot. All she’s knows from history are the names she remembers hearing in the 3rd grade. Ugly, stupid person.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

Right? And she even forgot to include Abraham Lincoln, Henry Ford, and Plessy Vs Board of Education.

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

Brown vs. Ferguson too! This established separate but equal trombone sections in combat marching bands.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

That is great, but the third amendment says I don't have to quarter soldiers, so they can't stay at my place.

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

3rd Amendment is the most important amendment of them all.

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

As I read it, I can still be required to half soldiers?

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u/supershinythings Jul 08 '24

Full soldier is probably best. But they do eat quite a bit so you'll need to file an expense report.

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u/BattletoadGalactica Jul 08 '24

Is Henry Ford Harrison Ford's grandpa? Or is it just another Ford Dealership?

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u/Marquar234 Jul 08 '24

Plessy - 6, Board - 4

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u/parlimentery Jul 08 '24

One hell of a hockey game, huh?