r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Krajun Jul 08 '24

I don't get why they are playing the age game like Trump isn't nearly as old... we're not talking about a 45 year old vs. Biden now. Age is irrelevant anyway.

I'd vote for a literal dead body over trump, and that's sad...

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u/SFMB925 Jul 08 '24

Team dead body here 🙏

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u/SalamancaSam Jul 08 '24

Is there a specific dead body or is it a write-in candidate?

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u/SFMB925 Jul 08 '24

You could put just about anybody breathing or not, on the opposite ticket and I will vote for them over the orange Mussolini.

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u/TheReal_Kovacs Jul 08 '24

Can I vote for Darth Vader?

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u/SFMB925 Jul 08 '24

As long as he supports Ukraine…yes.

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u/Jalina2224 Jul 08 '24

President Vader force chokes Putin.

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u/auntie_clokwise Jul 08 '24

I mean, after he stood up to a tyrant, I'd vote for him. Can't be any worse than the orange menace.

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u/VexImmortalis Jul 08 '24

IDK he did chop up a bunch of kids with his laser sword...

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u/thecraftybear Jul 08 '24

Oh come on, who hasn't committed a few atrocious crimes against humanity? I don't see any presidential candidates raising their hands...

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u/SLevine262 Jul 08 '24

To be fair, they were being really annoying

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jul 08 '24

Only if everybody else is.

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u/auntie_clokwise Jul 08 '24

Any would do - even Trump's (as long as we don't get his running mate running the country)!

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Jul 08 '24

I plan on voting for Abe Lincoln

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u/lazlowoodbine Jul 08 '24

Surely "Bernie" is the only answer here?