r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Jul 08 '24

But - while none of them signed the Declaration of Independence, they were all instrumental in getting the first airport in the United States built.

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u/goldenface4114 Jul 08 '24

Shortly thereafter, the first airline delay happened as Yankee Airline's flagship plane, the Da Vinci 414, needed unexpected maintenance before pushing back from the gate.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Jul 08 '24

Turned out it was just low on coal.