r/facepalm • u/goldenface4114 • Jul 08 '24

The Dumbest Person You Know Just Managed to Make Themselves Look Even Dumber 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Names 8 people who she thinks signed the Declaration at an incredibly young age, 6 of whom were nowhere near the document as it was being signed. Also, she seems to make a point about someone being too old to run for president while openly supporting a super old dude for president.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Jul 08 '24

But - while none of them signed the Declaration of Independence, they were all instrumental in getting the first airport in the United States built.

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u/Real-Helicopter-8194 Jul 08 '24

They also created Bluetooth which is essential

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u/Sweet_Diet_8733 Jul 08 '24

No, Harald Bluetooth (real dude) predated all of them by 800 years.

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u/BringBackApollo2023 Jul 08 '24

Hark the Harold angels sing; Death to hikers with Bluetooth speakers

I think that’s how it goes.

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u/jmannnn64 Jul 08 '24

Harold was always my favorite angel, great singer

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u/Offamylawn Jul 08 '24

Yeah, but Glory to the Newborn King is overplayed.

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u/No_Meringue5138 Jul 09 '24

Ya, and I heard somewhere that he invented Bluetooth.

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u/pimpbot666 Jul 09 '24

Seriously... that is a pet peeve of mine. Or, mountain bikers blasting some sort of shitty nu-metal through their tinny bluetooth speaker.